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#34306 (331/497) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jerec> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies'
<Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones! |
#34250 (273/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing
XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name
XtBA: oh yea... airport
Jiggy: ....wow
XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station |
#34314 (224/440) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out |
#34313 (310/504) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* LittleWolfLS dresses in a Japanese sailor schoolgirl uniform
* Lenoh becomes all evil and tentaclerapes LittleWolfLS
<LittleWolfLS> DO NOT TENTACLE RAPE YOUR OPS WITHOUT PERMISSION!
<Lenoh> DO NOT PUT A SAILOR UNIFORM ON WITHOUT EXPECTING TO GET TENTACLE RAPED
<LittleWolfLS> damn, Lenoh's got me beat hereComment: w00t
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#34257 (-1/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> ever smoke weed
<clay> ON WEED |
#34256 (-8/418) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rainman> i love licking the arshole
<MytMowse> that's so gross nig
<Rainman> im serious
<Rainman> i girls asshole is nice n clean
<MytMowse> hope you get ecoli |
#34254 (-1/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> you know what annoys the fuck out of me
<jonathans> not being able to ctrl+click to select multiple child windows of an MDI application
<jonathans> if i want to move a grid of photoshop images around i have to do them one by one
<max> shut up pussy
<max> write some poetry about itComment: efnet #hate
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#34251 (163/387) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash". |
#34249 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* darkLem notes there are alot of bash.org quotes that are just Bill Hicks quotes
<darkLem> cheating bastards. |
#34248 (194/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phucker> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459. |
#34305 (20/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slew> I tried to calculate how many times better firefox was than IE, but my calculator brokeComment: #ZFGC @ metal.shellux.net
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#34302 (211/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell
<Mayseth> Sounds like alot of writing, I'll get you started.
<Mayseth> Page 1: It was short, and boring. Losing interest to read book.
<Mayseth> page 2: Still boring. I fell asleep. Will continue in the morning.
<Mayseth> Page 2.5: God this book sucks.
<Mayseth> Page 3: I downloaded the rest of this report off the internet. Enjoy. |
#34264 (299/495) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AnimeFreak> happy, are there any decent neo geo emulators for linux?
<happy> had you bothered to look, you would already have your answer. i can only therefore assume that your asking me is actually a thinly veiled request for anal penetration |
#34261 (177/467) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kurt> there should be a tv show "ARABS BLOW UP THE DARNDEST THINGS" |
#34247 (77/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cyberdyne> This gook asshole pulled out and blocked our lane, so we went around him and lost control and ended up in the trees
<cyberdyne> car is toast
<cyberdyne> my shoulder and ribs are cracked
<cyberdyne> his pelvis may be cracked
<cyberdyne> ALL MY GODDAMN DIVX CD'S WERE IN THE CAR TOO |
#34236 (504/660) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<unchellmatt> weewoo: I had a spammer pissed at me for reporting her "Free Psychic Readings" mailings and getting her shut down. She flames me with "If you didn't want the mail, why didn't you just reply and ask to be removed?!?!"
<unchellmatt> I replied "You're the fucking psychic.... YOu figure it out" |
#34235 (148/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<port-> MadDwarf please take a bow
<MadDwarf> sorry , but I DON'T bend over in this channelComment: #windowsxp efnet
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#34231 (133/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<medium> crrj, i complained to my help desk last night at my class about not being able to use linux on their network
<medium> and i got yelled at for installing linux, they said "it corrupts laptop hard drives, it fills it with useless data"
<medium> lol
<GyPSY> lol
<medium> AND it kept booting to linux
<medium> and he said he couldn't boot from a floppy
<medium> because i had a bootloader installed (lilo)
<medium> even though in stark contrast on the boot menu, one of the options clearly says "floppy"
<GyPSY> haha
<+crrj-working> Sounds like you need a new school.
<medium> I agree
<medium> i am disappointed w/ the one i am at
* +crrj-working hands medium a clue-by-four and a clue-bat for applying LARTs with both hands.Comment: Sometimes 'help desks' means the people working it need help.
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#34229 (-4/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<herbman> my brain dont need washing anyway.. its *clean* mother fucker, *clean*!Comment: #ramen
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#34228 (-3/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gloone> i should throw this fucking laptop out the window :/
<hypr> throw yourself out with itComment: #ramen
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#34230 (-3/423) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pantherqs> holy fuck
<pantherqs> worst shit ever
<pantherqs> not a SINGLE fucking solid log
<pantherqs> just a barrage of mini-turds
<pantherqs> its like i excreeded a bunch of smelly m&m's from my cornhole. |
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<kinzillah> pie.
<jej> cocks.
<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there |
#34215 (153/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Khel> you know what rocks, when you have a headache, and you start up icq, and that FUCKING FOGHORN blares in your face
<Khel> Honestly though, what sort of retard makes a program that starts up by blaring a foghorn at you
<DeePer> the foghorn is a sign of like, bon voyuage isn't it?
<Khel> the foghorn is a sign of a big boat sailing through fog |
#34214 (266/428) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online' |
#34213 (142/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile
<kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean?
<martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet |
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