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#34149 (-2/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Macdoo> lawnmower <----------what that? |
#34148 (227/411) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarkSong> oh lovely
<DarkSong> Microsoft has decided to do a second version of XP, before releasing Longhorn
<DarkSong> and it's codename right now is "XP Reloaded"
<TempyWork> ...
<_bla_> and it features weird slowdown effects?
<TempyWork> hahComment: EsperNet #AnimeDVD
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#34147 (298/468) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrMiyagi> the older you get, the better you get
<tharaka> not if youre a banana |
#34146 (178/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Valek> Life sucks, I hope I get drunk this weekend.
<WzL> life sucks
<WzL> and it don't even swallow
<Valek> Yeah but if your lucky you find a girl who does, then life doesn't suck anymore.
<WzL> But if yer unlucky she lives in another country
<Valek> And if your really unlucky shes a guy.
<Valek> And if your really fucked
<Valek> She has a bigger penis then you |
#34138 (77/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<youlepton> if they were asians, it would be r337 |
#34136 (239/447) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@BalefireX> you guys ever get into the typing zone?
<@BalefireX> where you can just close your eyes and type really fast without making any mistakes?
<+Spexor> yeah
<+Spexor> i have
<@BalefireX> its pretty fucking awesome
<+Spexor> isn't it?
<+Spexor> it rocks when your doing a paper and you get into the zone
<@BalefireX> eh
<@BalefireX> thats a waste of the zone
<@BalefireX> IRC arguments is what its all about
<@BalefireX> half of winning an irc argument is being able to type faster and more competently than the opposition
<@BalefireX> the other half is the @ before your nameComment: #gideontech
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#34135 (209/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xdev0luti0nx: I know a guy who plays with legos while listening to the mission impossible theme on repeat.
Serrated Sp00n: ........You know some fucked up people, Hannah.
xdev0luti0nx: They cling to me. It's really unfortunate. |
#34131 (3/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CkDead> YUo
<CkDead> YUO BASTARD
<CkDead> YOU STOLE ;p FROM ME
<tweak> ;p
<CkDead> god damnit |
#34130 (-3/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Desimat0r> o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ - HEIL |
#34129 (80/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--> MrPoush (~matt@dsl.76.171.networkiowa.com) has joined #jibble
<Monty> But what does MrPoush have to do with the price of fish?
<MrPoush> everything, Monty
<Monty> *horrified*Comment: Monty is a phrase-bot.
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#34125 (68/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** BabyJesus (~BabyJesus@w126.z066088223.sjc-ca.dsl.cnc.net) has joined channel #fark
* J-Lynx aborts BabyJesus
*** BabyJesus has left #fark |
#34123 (0/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eruntje> brain waves?
<Eruntje> i have brain tsunami'sComment: #MxO on stratics
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#34120 (389/553) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kobrakiller> hahahahahaha
<kobrakiller> the first hit for furry porn on google images is hardcore furry gay
<kobrakiller> furrys are such fucking faggots
<beans> eh
<beans> why are you looking for furry porn?
<kobrakiller> it was accidental
<beans> oh, I see. you mistyped whatever you were looking for and accidentally entered 'furry porn'
* kobrakiller has quit IRC (Quit) |
#34066 (-2/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reptile-> LkTrout1 likes to search out peoples domains.
<reptile-> Preferably small male children, who can't help themselves. |
#34039 (0/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FennecFoxen> _
<FennecFoxen> O O
<FennecFoxen> ^
<nullpuppy> |
<KeaponLaffin> -
<KeaponLaffin> o o
<nullpuppy> /^
<nullpuppy> ^/
<FennecFoxen> ^/
<nullpuppy> |^|
<FennecFoxen> *
<nullpuppy> -^-
<nullpuppy> -^_
<nullpuppy> _^-
<FennecFoxen> @|@
<FennecFoxen> |
<FennecFoxen> *|*
<Cerlyn> ^|^
<FennecFoxen> .|.
<FennecFoxen> ^|^
<EgoPC> o_OComment: Group ASCII art
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#34070 (-5/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myhero> in 1993 i was 10 years old
<myhero> :)
*** myhero was kicked by herbman (and in 1998 you're still a little queer) |
#34065 (1/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vajita> compare zeldas weight to that of mario
<Vajita> zelda is one heavy bitch |
#34030 (1/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splice> escape from monkey island pc $4.99 shipped at ebgames
<splice> or free from usenet |
#34028 (-2/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here
<Skywalker> start up the gayometer
<-- SlayerXP has kicked Radix from #uknot (Gayness reduction kick) |
#34027 (-4/470) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fc9k> right
<fc9k> y'all know what time it is
* fc9k is now known as fc9k|CS
<fc9k|CS> thats right, biatch. |
#34119 (138/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PovRayMan> wtf
<PovRayMan> is the internet down? |
#34102 (-1/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J_B_007> you americans
<J_B_007> and your supreme court |
#34104 (39/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homerj> they need to have better named for OSes
<homerj> naming after cats sucks
<homerj> they say the next one is "Puma"
<homerj> I don't want my OS named after crappy shoes
<herbman> 10.5 "L.A. Gear"
<herbman> 10.6 "Keds"
<herbman> yeah that would be weak
<homerj> 10.7 "Pony" |
#34071 (59/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<opivy10> i used to be a lesbian till i got my sex change
*** Dianora sets mode: +m |
#34067 (118/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slidey> It's sad when you dream of emulators.
<Slidey> It's even more sad when you have nightmares about IRC. |
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