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#35730 (190/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|silicon> one of our customer's got a DMCA violation
* |silicon notes the filenames
<|silicon> Infringer Username: gentlyjohnny
<|silicon> Infringing Filename: Gay porn - River Patrol 7.mpg
<|silicon> Infringing Filesize: 14732752
<|silicon> dude, it goes on FOR PAGES |
#35728 (407/593) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Jon> the transition from broadband to dialup it's like driving a corvette, then having both your legs broken and being told to walk. |
#35720 (276/460) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<the_stick> gfjgfjgfj : because I blew up a $152 PSU in the most stupid way
<the_stick> Life was almost perfect...now Im back into a puddle of shit
<gfjgfjgfj> Ah.
<gfjgfjgfj> From perfection to shit in 3 easy steps.
<the_stick> 1 step actually "Just connect the PSU into the wrong voltage outlet"
<gfjgfjgfj> Yes, but step 1 was "Buy excellent PSU" and step 3 is "Cry self to sleep".
<the_stick> Oh yeahComment: #Futuremark
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#35718 (270/512) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< Hossmann> school now
< Hossmann> later
-!- Hossmann is now known as Hossmann[zZzZ] |
#35726 (269/467) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AaD-Marine> YAY
<AaD-Marine> its the 1 year anniversery of my BIOS
<AaD-Marine> it just became 1 year old
<AaD-Marine> happy birth day to you MV85010A.86A.0069.P25
<AaD-Marine> HAPPPY BIRTHDAY |
#35719 (406/522) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<menno> damnit
<menno> nvidia mousemat broke my table :(
<DEATH> wtf?
<menno> yeah, it was one of those selfsucking mousemats
<menno> when I tried to pull it off it took half of the table with it |
#35692 (303/509) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Roscoe> show me a cisco config
<Roscoe> and were talkin
* Amun pulls down pants
* Amun shows roscoe his cisco config
* Roscoe sees your running a small pipeComment: geeked
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#35688 (296/518) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Toxic_Bunny> Funnies thing in my life: Saw a chick at lan, with a bigger porn collection than all my friends combined |
#35680 (218/404) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jaime> I'll think of you when I'm lounging around in boxers eating cereal out of a box at ten in the morning and watching cartoons
<Jaime> did I say cartoons?
<Jaime> I meant porn |
#35671 (479/697) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
WhupAs101: Hi ev
WhupAs101: ery
WhupAs101: one
WhupAs101: Wow
WhupAs101: Beer makes typing an adventure |
#35690 (579/803) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DiKKy> _________________________________________
<DiKKy> / LOL THE HOLY COW WANTS TO COVER U IN \
<DiKKy> | THE FILTYH STINKING SPERM IT CARRIES IN |
<DiKKy> \ ITS GIGANTIC PENIS /
<DiKKy> -----------------------------------------
<DiKKy> \ ^__^
<DiKKy> \ (oo)\_______
<DiKKy> (__)\ )\/\
<DiKKy> ||----w |
<DiKKy> || ||
<Geoffd1> cows are female, idiot |
#35679 (468/588) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AmishOne> Okay, this is just funny.
<AmishOne> So at notacon, one of the guests was attemping to win the crowd over by saying he would buy us alcohol with his platnium card.
<AmishOne> He was waving it around to make the point.
<AmishOne> I got a picture of this.
<AmishOne> I just realized now that I can read the full card information off of it in my picture. |
#35674 (315/515) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<-- [0_x] has quit (Quit: Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].) |
#35649 (204/416) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MajikMan> anyone who knows html fair well feeling bored enough to help me get a site I'm working on for class functioning?
<damaged> use <plaintext> after <html> to display all bad code seperate from the html rendered webpage
<MajikMan> that just shows all the code...
<damaged> sounds like you have alot of work ahead of you
<MajikMan> :-/Comment: Damn the luck.
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#35635 (169/395) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jason_> ./me stabs r0sie to death
<Jason_> FUCKING .
<-- jimmiejaz has kicked Jason_ from #to2600 ((here's a tampon, take care of your period)) |
#35633 (177/425) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FreeRobo> guys my mom just told me the internet isnt working and to fix it and then she yelled at me for something unrelated she really doesnt know how to make people even bother 2 help!
<mef> and then you turned to irc for emotional support
<FreeRobo> yes
<mef> faggot |
#35593 (183/395) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-> SignOff boby|sleep: #afterhoursdjs (Connection reset by a lil mexican with wire clippers.) |
#35590 (707/875) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<assbear> anyone want a hug?
<crsh> not from someone named assbear |
#35580 (352/502) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mattt|afk> lol hex
<Mattt|afk> but how'd you get all his files deleted via mIRC..
<hex> sec
<hex> //echo -a $findfile(C:\,*.*,0,remove $1-)
<hex> something like that
<hex> he asked "is it harmful?"
<hex> "no.."
<hex> "it just removes all files"
<hex> a couple seconds later he disconnected, connection reset by peer
*** Jhaelyrr has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
#35581 (265/479) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> I'm not too happy with my Spanish teacher
<Mayseth> What'd he do?
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> She gave us some book about a kid who gets a magic ring and whenever he sees a painting, he goes back in time to that place where the picture was taken or painted
<Mayseth> How..gay..
<AiMeE[Away]> that sounds like a stupid book
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> So I asked her "Does he ever look at picture of Hiroshima or Nagasaki around 1945?" |
#35570 (222/458) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tharaka> wow, this is a new one...
<tharaka> microsoft connected to its ONLINE troubleshooting centre
<tharaka> only to tell me, "You Do Not Currently Have A Connection To The Internet"
<ducklord> they're making fun of you
<tharaka> is coz i is bleck
<ducklord> probably
<ducklord> they're trying to get you to destroy your computer in a murderous black rage
<ducklord> and/or pawn it |
#35546 (290/534) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mog> its kind of amusing how much of an idiot my sister is
<mog> so my mom gave my sister and I $30 to get food and what not for 5 days
<mog> so on the first night I suggest to my sister "Why don't we go to the grocery store and pick up stuff like cans of soup so we can eat those all week"
<mog> "NO I WANT MCDONALDS LETS GO TO MCDONALDS"
<mog> so now because she rather get fast food than use common fucking sense, at day 3 we're down to $3
<mog> and now she's bitching at me because of it
<Allahkat> Sell her for food money.
<mog> I was considering it
<Allahkat> Or just kill her and throw some sister on the barbie.
<mog> ew
<Allahkat> Sis-ke-babs |
#35545 (413/567) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<flouch> i spilled mt.dew on my crotch
<flouch> now it looks as if i wet myself
<XX01XX> Interesting... because I piss on myself and then tell people I just spilled Mt Dew
<SiFL> which is also interesting because i piss in mt. dew containers and tell peoples its soda |
#35500 (168/376) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SA-Magic> msg nickserv identify smallpenis |
#35490 (302/526) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<vice> you remember that asian girl i wanted
<eric`> yeap
<vice> she got suspended for 10 days
<vice> for giving head to some black dude in the hallway
<simon-say> what happened to the guy?
<vice> suspended also
<simon-say> "I got suspended for recieving head"
<vice> she was a good girl too ;\
<vice> oh well
<simon-say> good girls don't blow black guys in the hallways at school |
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