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#35267 (2286/3142) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<deF> democrats swallow
<TheBrad> well, that's a constructive way to look at politics
<Vampire> deF your not even american
<Vampire> you cant have a opinion
<Vampire> heh
<MECHANIX> yeah hes a fucking swede
<MECHANIX> what do you guys have
<MECHANIX> swedolitics?
<deF> blondes with big breasts
* deF wins * |
#35249 (285/561) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rocket> any idea what can cause really horrible disk performance in windows?
<gfjgfjgfj> windows
<Stonefish> windows?
<dooky> rocket: windows
<Igneous> •rocket• WINDOWS?
<Igneous> lmao
<dooky> lmfao!Comment: #futuremark
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#35233 (365/623) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> sweet jesus i need to get motivated to finish up this semester. there's only 3 weeks left and i just can't get the motivation to go to class or do homework or anything :(
<GeechyAFK> Con someone into giving you a blowjob for every passing grade you receive
<J3anyus> brb, calling mom |
#35217 (408/644) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Tetra takes a boy
<Tetra> bow
<Tetra> damnit
<Tetra> bad bad mistype
* Tetra goes away to cry |
#35206 (201/443) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I seriously need to take a piss
<Rjx> but the door is blocked up
<Neon[UK]> why?
<Rjx> bats
<Rjx> got to keep them out
<Rjx> I may have to pee out the windowComment: #geekissues
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#35205 (416/638) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LabRat> google is smart so I don't have to be. |
#35197 (-10/530) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< gloone> _"_ %
< gloone> (< ? HYPOTHETICAL
< gloone> ` "
< gloone> __||___ YOU FIND OUT YOUR WIFE OF MANY YEARS
< gloone> |\___//_\ IS A POST-OP TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TOLD
< gloone> (' | ') \\ YOU
< gloone> __|\ , / |/
< gloone> /: / \ :: DO YOU A. STOP BEATING HER BECAUSE
< gloone> \| ######o /| SHE WAS ONCE A MAN AND THUS DESERVES
< gloone> ######## \) MORE RESPECT OR B. BEAT HER HARDER
< gloone> ######## BECAUSE HER COOTER IS FAKE
< gloone> \ : /
< gloone> \: /
< gloone> --
< gloone> %%%
< gloone> %%
< gloone> %
< gloone> /:\
< gloone> |/|, |
#35208 (-12/4302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> my room smells so bad
<Daphisto> it's almost as if there's a black person living here ;PComment: #ramen
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#35201 (442/598) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> A wise man once told me that my main flaw was that I cared too much about other people's feelings
<Rjx> ironically, I told him to fuck offComment: #emulation64
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#35193 (274/482) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JB> Friends come and go, but Nintendo is forever. |
#35185 (224/472) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> also who did they just kill?
<timmo> whos funeral?
<everest> another hamas leader
<everest> Abdel Aziz Rantisi
<timmo> no you fuck
<timmo> on sapranos |
#35184 (62/426) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blindsight> I am so fucking pissed off at my roomate's dogs
<Blindsight> I walked out in the kitchen and one was rooting through the trash
<Blindsight> I said "cage", and normally they'll go in their cage cause they know their bad
<Blindsight> but the one fucking whore, ran in my room
<Blindsight> I went in my room and was like "CAGE" and it started pissing, I scared it so it pisses
<Blindsight> I was mega pissed
<Blindsight> fucked up the dog and threw him in the cage
<Blindsight> cleaned up the piss then I'm sitting here
<Blindsight> and I hear a pissing noise
<Blindsight> I look over and the other mother fucker is "marking his territory" over the other one's piss!!!
<Blindsight> so I fucked that one up and threw him in the cage
<Blindsight> jesus christComment: #neoturbine on irc.neoturbine.net
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#35182 (220/406) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Joker4ever> They had a really wierd special on today at Silver City today...
<@Joker4ever> Use the washroom and get 2 free admission
<%Ark> Offer expires when the theatre staff wise up |
#35172 (214/440) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* sadistic-ss is going to buy Calcium pills
<sadistic-ss> healthy and doesn't taste bad, like milk does
<kobok> sadistic-ss: Milk tastes good as long as you don't confuse the cow and the bull. |
#35161 (305/513) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<withnail> i could tell the relationship was coming to an end because i started backing up all my mp3s onto cd'sComment: #geekissues
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#35140 (299/481) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Sarah_> sorry, had a little visitor in a red sleeper show up
<Jason> is that code for your period?
<_Sarah_> LOL!
<Jason> ive bought tampons before, i know all about them
<_Sarah_> no.. it was my son, he got out of bed.. heh |
#35133 (168/452) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kaltren> Puppies are cute, especially as steering wheel covers. |
#35127 (498/644) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<der-carsten`> tim? no school today?
<Alucard`> it's saturday...
<der-carsten`> no, it's thursday
* Alucard` is now known as Alucard`school |
#35122 (101/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Defiled> ok.. im 21 and female, im also bisexual.. but the bad thing is that since i was about 13 (when i discovered the internet) i love looking at porn, especially really disgusting things like animals and incest and masterbate to it using objects from around the house. i also used to let my dog lick between my legs. i feel disgusted that i enjoy things like this.. no one knows about it and i would die if anyone i knew found ou
<Defiled> I have to find out the address!Comment: #geekissues (pasted entry is from grouphug.us)
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#35113 (199/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
_Sarah_: so what do you do all night?
groogle: ....
groogle: fuck with peoples minds on irc ;)
_Sarah_: ahhhh
_Sarah_: so im just a victim? |
#35111 (257/539) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TLA-Sammybeany> My step-dad told me a story today that cracked me up . . .
<TLA-Sammybeany> We had some of the Shake 'N Bake chicken stuff the other night for dinner . . . apparently he took the leftovers to work for lunch . . .
<TLA-Sammybeany> One of his co-workers, who happens to be black, walked up to him and was like "Damn, yo! You bring fried chicken to work and you don't give me any? What's up wit' dat'?!"
<TLA-Sammybeany> So my step dad said "oh, well, it's only that Shake 'N Bake stuff. It's nothing special." The black dude was like "It's about to be Shake 'N Take if you don't start sharing, man! I'm gonna' shake you until you drop the chicken, then I'll take it!" |
#35101 (315/599) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
IQphat: you should see kill bill 2, it's great
eaglfan2021052: i was waitin for 2 to come out
eaglfan2021052: on DVD
eaglfan2021052: so i can watch em together
eaglfan2021052: and get it cheaper
eaglfan2021052: cuz im a jew
IQphat: I just downloaded it
IQphat: because I'm a jew with DSL
eaglfan2021052: word. |
#35117 (168/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zappa_> friday afternoons prove the theory of relativity |
#35089 (238/454) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rykan> ah man, chocolate is evil...
<CrazyEruntje> 1 ounce of chocolate
<CrazyEruntje> equals one pound of body fat :P
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> so wait...
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> i can turn my body fat into chocolate?
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> omg!!!
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> I be rich yo!Comment: #MxO on irc.stratics
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#35093 (421/577) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<takkaria> so, anyway, yeah. who wants an argument about something? I'm bored
<Scoth> takkaria: You're wrong |
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