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#35898 (178/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
daito+> it's bad
daito+> when a girl calls me
daito+> and i don't pick it up
daito+> cause i don't feel like having sex today
Sephiroso> is she ugly
white_0men> nah
daito+> no she is hot.
white_0men> wtf
daito+> and i've slept with her
white_0men> don't feel like having sex
daito+> i just don't feel like doing much
daito+> there is this discovery channel show on the bermuda triangle on at 9
daito+> and i wanna drink coffee and watch that |
#35897 (9732/13346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Miraculous> does anyone know anything about routers?
Rukus+> the most important advice i can give you
Rukus+> do NOT rip it out of the wall when drunk and say you have defeated the matrix |
#35880 (66/212) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Archernar> is this where all the bad people hang out? I heard that IRC is full of bad people..
<jimmiejaz> Archernar, I think that answear would be better answeard if you join #2,000
<-- Archernar (~Archernar@cache2.bnl.gov) has left #linuxComment: He asked that on 9 different channels....
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#35875 (197/375) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mog> oops
<mog> in jeopardy, it was like crossword clues D
<mog> or something
<ocean2> what on earth are you talking about
<mog> it was "This anonymous source helped to bring down the Nixon Administration"
<mog> it was deep throat
<mog> but I yelled out Blow Job accidentally
<mog> in front of my mom and sister
<mog> :/
<mog> my mom kicked me off the couch, haha |
#35847 (16/182) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pantherqs> i had to produce a fault code for them to accept my 80 gigers
<pantherqs> two flights of stairs later, they did. |
#35843 (486/670) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Akujin watches porn
<Akasha> aku are you ALWAYS watchin porn?
<Akujin> When your neighbor is a 21 year old chick who masturbates with the blinds open, then yesComment: irc.starfusion.org
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#35842 (98/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Markaci> HOW DID I GET HERE?!
* Rick_Hunter hasn't a clue.
<Rick_Hunter> I've often wondered that myself.
<enkie> in the beginning
<enkie> there was an egg
<enkie> and a happy sperm
<Pb> lol
<enkie> and the happy sperm was the lucky sperm, cause it beat out the rest of the hapless flaccid hopelessly undermotivated sperm |
#35841 (-1/327) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Joins: ToM (TnS@p2p-3C7A660D.100mbps.ubr06.l33tsville.blueyonder.co.uk) |
#35569 (9/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ds91> <3
<ds91> <#
<ds91> <3
<ds91> <#
<ds91> U MAKE MY HEART POUND |
#35821 (101/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kerpal55> hey guys
<kerpal55> whats the one movie
<kerpal55> where that fat kid is rapping
<kerpal55> about like
<+fftacs> no, stop now! |
#35813 (34/200) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Biggs`) LOL omg
(Biggs`) my server just started beeping
(Biggs`) like really fast
(Biggs`) I was like "WTF?!"
(Biggs`) then I realised my laptop was resting on the keyboard
(@ddew|bofh) hehehe
(Biggs`) I thought the fucker had caught fire for a minute :/ |
#35801 (30/192) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tres|Status> eh, i can't find a job because i spend too much time reading bash.org |
#35796 (32/178) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Bekka reads about a guy who took five years to publish his web site
<takkaria> it must have been a very slow connection |
#35789 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
--- FennecFoxen has quit ("Client exciting!!!") |
#35815 (132/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<doughboyy> Now Playing: Billy Talent - The Ex
<Theo> Now Playing: Velvet Revolver - Slither
<Kao> Now Playing: With my cock |
#35800 (113/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
TheAntiCrust: WTF is an installshield??? To defend me vs. the install dragon? |
#35793 (250/372) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EmenEm> i was in the bathroom this morning shaving when the whole apartment building started shaking
<EmenEm> and i'm like "WTF EARTHQUAKE" and i ran outside in my bathrobe and i'm bleeding because my razor went into my face when it started shaking
<EmenEm> when i got outside there was a car sitting in the tennis court the car was busted up and some nice damage to the building
<EmenEm> a cool story right there, but get this
<EmenEm> this guy gets out of his car with half of his face covered in shaving cream - him and i exchanged this weird glance because blood was flowing down our faces
<EmenEm> fucking weird shit |
#35782 (183/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DX|> what do they call those things on the side of the road? that make annoying noises when you drive over them, so you don't fall asleep?
<DX|> other than children? |
#35774 (371/527) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fonzy2> i remmebr the days when there weraonly aorund 5 people in teh IRC channels
<Timwi> I remember the days when "teh" wasn't a word |
#35768 (137/355) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Joins: Szeryf
* david5182 sets mode: +v Szeryf
<Szeryf> +v? is this some kind of insult attempt? |
#35766 (301/499) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* soulbleed changes topic to 'Do you like: Shaved [4] Trimmed [0] Bushy [0] Landing Strip [2] Heart [1] fuck it aim for the ass [1]'
<johnnyqu_> haha, best topic ever
<johnnyqu_> but what's it about?
<@soulbleed> ..................... |
#35764 (153/381) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<chem> god
<chem> I asked this guy
<chem> to take a picture of his "drug stash"
<chem> so he sneds to me on AIM
<chem> AND HE SENDS ME 3 PICTURES OF HIS FUCKING DICK
<chem> jesus fucking christ
<chem> X.X
<soulbleed> hahaha |
#35763 (750/892) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TMH-> Tip of the day: Do not packet sniff your family's internet traffic, you may find out more than you want to know about them. That is all. |
#35740 (302/482) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
the_white2086: just thinking, 2 saddest thing I have seen for a while
the_white2086: 1) instructions on toothpicks
the_white2086: 2) warning many contain traces of nuts (on a bag of penuts)
phlipping: how do you fit instructions on a toothpick?
phlipping: they're pretty small
the_white2086: packet of toothpicks
phlipping: well, if you use small enough type, then "Put tooth here -->" would suffice
the_white2086: :))
the_white2086: seriously though
the_white2086: 1) moisten tip gently with tounge
the_white2086: 2) insert between teeth with flat edge next ot gum
the_white2086: 3) use with a gentle in/out rocking motion
phlipping: I don't know what's more sad. That there were instructions on a toothpick packet or that you remember them |
#35733 (266/472) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> heh, at work today
<goatasaur> i was playing around with outlook's calendar/organizer thing
<goatasaur> and i noticed that you can go, like, hundreds of years into the future
<goatasaur> so on march 1st, 3004, i put "1000th anniversary at cornerstone - a pot luck lunch will be organized in my honor"Comment: #fark
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