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#35480 (17/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Allahkat> I thought of the most awesome idea for me stretched ear lobes ever.
<Allahkat> I can get these steel plugs with a reb Abalone inlay, and I'm going to solder some beads around the edges so I CAN HAVE GOATSE EAR PLUGS |
#35474 (418/598) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+fleet> morning
<+ke1th> morning honey.
<+fleet> aww sweetie, its been ages since you said that
<+ke1th> for this convo to go on anymore.. we'd just sound really gay.
<+fleet> well, according to some other deviants, they're already under the impression I am gay
<+dxd> fleets not gay? :o
<+fleet> yes, unfortunately, I am as straight as a ruler
<+dxd> :<
<+ke1th> one of those plastic ones that bend?
<+fleet> all the way round baby |
#35458 (267/541) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elitotaco> a 3 legged dog walks into an old western saloon, walks up to the bar tender and says "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"
<Kennef> that joke just made my daughter cry, elitotacoComment: from newnet's #fark
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#35472 (183/409) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<livewireo> i tried, but i couldnt see my penis through all the vomit
<everest> ah, college |
#35441 (12/336) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rkl> i dont believe in girls on irc.Comment: #geekissues
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#35419 (320/528) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrDelayer> i'm lazy and suicidal
<MrDelayer> someone slit my wrists for me |
#35417 (253/445) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shenwu> hrm
<Shenwu> then, look at the top of mirc, see the row of little icons
<Shenwu> click the green icon with a /a
<Shenwu> when it opens, click the tab that says "Remotes"
<Gommba> do i need mirc to do this
<Shenwu> yes that would be good |
#35410 (7786/11922) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Kio has quit IRC (Quit: )
* TRR has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Aquazzz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* RiotingNerd has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
* flatface has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Bobbobs has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* mikedepalma has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* evolsoulx has quit IRC (Peer Pressure) |
#35377 (254/434) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Freefall> http://www.strategypage.com/dls/articles/2004418.asp <-- the definition of oxymoron. Replacing the engines on NUCLEAR missle in order to make them more 'environmently friendly'. |
#35401 (471/655) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«XAnimal» I can fist my own throat
«SilentB» There is no emoticon to describe the horror of what you just said. |
#35385 (372/554) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<randz27> shut up Jessie
<randz27> i got yer ip remember
<Jessie> oh dont stuff my comp
<randz27> Jessie dont push me
<Rendiew> haha, randz27, you're on windows, what are you going to do to her?
<Rendiew> ping her a lot? :P
<randz27> wanna see?
<Rendiew> ooh, you downloaded winnuke then? :P
<boredman_007> brb but logging
<Rendiew> cool, boredman_007
<Rendiew> watch randz27 ping timeout as he attempts to packet someone off.
<randz27> wtf your next Rendiew
Quits: randz27 (ircx@=eRdja477-89.lns1.mel2.internode.on.net) (Ping timeout) |
#35344 (223/457) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> we should spread the myth that having sex with someone who writes in altcaps makes your penis drop offComment: #geekissues
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#35322 (508/730) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CherryBomb> haha somebody was suspended from school for bringing a cookie
<dash> what kind of cookie
<CherryBomb> peanut butter
<dash> why the suspension then?
<CherryBomb> because he apparently threatened histeacher with it
<CherryBomb> who was allergic to itComment: haha.
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#35319 (4220/4764) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> investment Advice:
<mindstorms> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
<mindstorms> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
<mindstorms> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
<mindstorms> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.
<mindstorms> Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
<mindstorms> It's called the 401-Keg Plan |
#35308 (322/568) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<davvinc> hi can anyone help me with a problem with my msn?
<%Segosa> ok.. what's wrong
<davvinc> my daughter put a pic on my msn page and i want to get it off
<%Segosa> ...
<%Segosa> ooh
<%Segosa> how old is your daughter?
<davvinc> 14
<%Segosa> ooh
<%Segosa> got pictures? |
#35298 (15/437) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<withnail> uhhhhh you know that lttle microchip on your credit card....if that kets all ketamine in the grooves of it is that gonna really matter?Comment: #geekissues
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#35297 (159/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: eLe|A (~zerg@pD9520CC7.dip.t-dialin.net) (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.) |
#35292 (241/469) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StormSeeker> Apparently I'm fun to stick things in :P |
#35291 (-6/506) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> nah he's just a weird guy
<Daphisto> and any guy that's wierd is gay somehow |
#35289 (361/631) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i know i'm killing more quotes than i should
<|Chris> just due to the fact that i'm not finding a whole lot of things funny due to my current situation in life
<|Chris> i'm so sad...she took the gamecube man
<|Chris> the fucking gamecube |
#35286 (239/447) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PsykoSmily> there is nothing worse than being freshly showered... then sneezing all over yourself. |
#35284 (239/451) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(~mrWoot) I wonder what chairs think all day. Oh shit, here comes another asshole!Comment: #talk on LCIRC.net
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#35281 (235/467) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Luigi30> I'm so l33t
<Luigi30> I overclocked my record player to 77RPM |
#35280 (-3/421) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<utopian> john madden looks like a flaccid penis
<utopian> and his hands are always bouncing around... I'm convinced they represent the ballsComment: #geekissues
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#35270 (173/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elburrito> funny how you will always find a girl to watch you wank on your webcam, but hardly ever find a girl willing to wank on hersComment: #geekissues
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