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#36410 (73/211) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<laurent> ls
<laurent> ls
<laurent> err
<laurent> duh this isn't a shell |
#36409 (156/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xenophile> the women i've been with who say they dont mastrubate are usualy the wildest in bed...
<crypticreign> really?
<crypticreign> ive found the opposite
<xenophile> wow
<xenophile> perhaps i let loose something in them
<xenophile> must be orgasm after orgasm
<crypticreign> hehe
* gr doubts either of you has a large enough sample set for reliable statistical data here.Comment: #dnalounge
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#36405 (16/192) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AdamR78> i told the headteacher i'm a ladyboy :|
<AdamR78> i meant to say, i'm a chelsea boy, lady
<AdamR78> and instead i said i'm a chelsea ladyboy |
#36404 (33/189) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and i dont let people borrow my games
<Nyschashi-Seikun> it would be like letting them borrow my penis
<Nyakhe> ...
<Nyschashi-Seikun> im too attached to them |
#36396 (83/207) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@m4rine> everyone be quiet for like
<@m4rine> 10 minutes
<@m4rine> so i get bored of irc
<@m4rine> and go to bed |
#36393 (5/203) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<staniel> Cameron: I got my internet running faster now
<Cameron> good for you. my nose is running faster than my internet right nowComment: #chemicalfusion/irc.freenode.net
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#36336 (52/184) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@fusionrock> haha, da's mainpage has an ad for generic viagra
<@BlackIce> no kevin, they're targeted at each user. |
#36335 (156/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<finn> so I was searching tattoos on google, and there was a hot girl with a tattoo.
<finn> so I searched girl
<finn> and there was a hot girl in a tub
<finn> you can immagine the rest :( |
#36334 (81/197) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rjx> perl code is incredibly hard to read
<Moot> Rjx: only if its written well |
#36333 (87/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Unrelated> Wheel of Fortune should be called Fat People Guessing |
#36332 (-4/182) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<splice> i'm trying to see how many lines of moronathon i can provoke with a single line of text
<splice> i'd say 10 is a good number, personally |
#36331 (174/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jonathans> i also got stopped for practicing a movie scene in a parking lot where the passenger in my car robs a liquor store
<jonathans> we pull up to the store at 30 and he runs out and slides across the hood
<jonathans> cop didnt like that much
<jonathans> he thought we were actually robbing the store
<jonathans> after talking for ten minutes he had a part in the movie |
#36329 (0/200) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Denshuu> McGriddle = 3 DDR songs on Heavy |
#36328 (19/187) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Nick> my screen name is AlQaeda Nick
<`Nick> i just use it so my mom cant IM me from work |
#36327 (117/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<timmo> people are crazy these days
<timmo> back in my day when someone fired you
<timmo> you went home and beat your kids
<timmo> and drank gin
<timmo> now people are shooting up their workplaces and shit
<timmo> i need to get a job so i can fire people
<timmo> YOURE FUCKING FIRED
<timmo> its like a real life +b
<timmo> id make that shit fun too
<timmo> "come in here bill, i want you to take a look at something"
<timmo> and on a white board id have hang man with
<timmo> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
<timmo> and have him work it out
<timmo> "you are fired?"
<timmo> "thats correct bill. clean out your desk and be out of the building by 5, kthx" |
#36319 (114/212) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work
<MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0. |
#36317 (38/176) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
TheGreenBastard: Similar type of story....I work at a garage. This car came in, and this 'person' came into the office looking for the key to the bathroom. Neither my boss or I could tell if it was a man or a woman. Seriously....fat, shaped like a barrel, jowls, no normal boobs, middle timbre voice.
So we put both keys on the counter and acted busy.....and looked at which key was left on the counter...it was a woman!![/ |
#36296 (24/194) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* meredydd wanders back
* dana points at meredydd
* meredydd blunts at dana
* dana suffers trauma
* meredydd consoles dana
* dana ttys meredydd
* meredydd feels virtual. P(i)ty.
<dana> you'll get baud of it
<meredydd> Not with a serial punner like you around.
<dana> no, not at the rate I'm going
<meredydd> Gah, I'm getting to slow to keep parity with you...
<dana> oi. stopbit, you!
<meredydd> Clear to send this conversation to the bit bucket?
<karynn> i think we need to reinitialize this session
<dana> aye. shan't carrier on much longer
<meredydd> As long as we're in the terminal stages...
<dana> devinitally
<meredydd> +++ |
#36313 (135/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@root66> i used to be high on life
<@root66> then i developed a tolerance
<@root66> before I knew it
<@root66> instead of seizing the day
<@root66> i was seizing 3, 4 days
<@root66> even a week
<@root66> just to cop the same buzzComment: #maddox on WhatNET, while discussing LSA
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#36307 (111/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Popeye> my brother was talking to one of his friends
<Popeye> and he told them I used linux
<Popeye> and the guy asked if linux was a club drug |
#36305 (2/188) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Volrath> heya stumble
<Volrath> long time no see
<Volrath> how;s the vodka :P
<stumble> heya
<stumble> dunno not drunk it in ages :P
<stumble> hows the pot?
<stumble> :P
<Volrath> dunno
<Volrath> haven't smoked in a week
<Volrath> and 2 days
<Volrath> DAMN
<Volrath> wtf happend to us
<Volrath> we became boring :/Comment: +Having a real life fucks up your drug abuse!
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#36304 (144/264) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tterb> any of you seen Troy
<tterb> with brad pitt?
<binky> no, I phoned him and asked if he wanted to go,
<binky> but he said he was busy |
#36303 (35/193) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`Riku> my god
<`Riku> someone actually has a licence plate in Finland that says "GOA-753" |
#36298 (-3/205) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Daphisto> why does vin deisel permanently look like he just finished sucking a black man's cock?Comment: #ramen
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#36294 (50/196) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* aisthima` ponders pooping out the window
<aisthima`> I'm so incredibly tempted to.
* dav_work tries not to think of it
<aisthima`> It's on the 2nd floor. :)
(22 minutes later)
<aisthima`> I did it.
<aisthima`> It was really loud when it hit, hehe. |
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