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#36682 (48/170) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Rjx sets mode: +o utopian
* Rjx sets mode: -o utopian
<+utopian> if ophood was like sex, I have just been flashedComment: #geekissues
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#36680 (189/345) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<t|to> mmm pound of weed
<Dmi> mmmmm, sexy girl at work whose ass is rocking like a ship out there in the deep blue sea during a thunderstorm
<Dmi> my network admin just imed me. he's like "Yeah, man, she *does* have a great ass" |
#36675 (106/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fatlilbug> If my second cousin is totally hot, is it alright so long as we use protection?
<ZekeMcN> fatlilbug: you're from arkansas, aren't you?
<fatlilbug> kentucky :/ |
#36656 (126/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gocdmt> xg n,.l.. , b v
<gocdmt> lol
<ExZippo> ....
<gocdmt> i just typed with my penis
* timmo sets mode: +b *!*user@*.sabrna01.az.comcast.net
* gocdmt was kicked by timmo (i just banned you with mine) |
#36634 (52/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Razer> I just got dissed by hotmail..
<Razer> I tried to change my password to "penis"..
<Razer> ..And...it told me my password was too short.. :'(
<Mayseth> Oh it's ok. They have pills for that now.
<Razer> Which, coincidently, I get ads for via hotmail... |
#36622 (60/200) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-!- dantheman [pirc@pcp749465pcs.manass01.va.comcast.net] has joined #geekissues
<ahaning> what's with comcast's hostnames? pcp? manass? |
#36617 (-3/205) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[13:56:45] <Jill> I get to see the ob/gyn today bah
[13:58:07] <Jill> To get a papsmear
[13:58:10] <claudio> be sure to /nick Jill|coochdoctor when you goComment: #blizzhackers on digitox
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#36610 (158/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Time> =====
<Time> | O |
<Time> |___|<+________
<Time> ___/ \___
<Time> / \ / \
<Time> | L | STEAMLOLLER | L |
<Time> | LOL | | LOL |
<Time> | L |\___________/| L |
<Time> =======\___/lol lol lol lol\___/LOL LOL LOL LOL |
#36558 (95/213) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rjx> when a friend of mine wrote me a birthday card, she wrote "happy birthday!!1111"
<Rjx> with the ones actually includedComment: #geekissues
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#36554 (-1/227) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lude> oh
<lude> man
<lude> I met these kids from england this weekend
<lude> that were spending their summer in nj
<lude> They were like "you americans have the weirdest sayings"
<lude> They refused to call it a bar
<lude> they kept saying "lets go to the pub for some pints"
<lude> when they asked where the pub was
<lude> I said "around the corner from my flat, mate"
<lude> in a poor british accentComment: #geekissues
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#36553 (0/184) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> hey why aren't i on the political compass
<BlackDeth> conspiracy!
<BlackDeth> oh i have to take some test first
<BlackDeth> lame
<BlackDeth> i thought maybe it was some magical thing that analyzed our logs to see what our thought patterns were!Comment: #ramen
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#36529 (15/193) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<-Sheng> how's it goin?
<Razer> Good
<Razer> Sorta
<tickettack> Sorta?
<Razer> I can't type 1 handed
<Razer> ..... |
#36525 (10/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* LW tries to think of other things to put on order for datacenter equipment
<aykroyd_> LW: two comely lasses of virtue true |
#36506 (122/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<maff> I don't like canada because their primary export is female singers I want to punch in the face
<maru> and people of british descent.
<maru> haha
<maru> We want to punch them in the face as well. That's why we export them. |
#36475 (170/344) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SocialMadClown> and your a wife-beater
<Mayseth> I don't even have a wife
<Mayseth> How can I possibly beat something I don't have. That'd be like you trying to masturbate or something. |
#36485 (23/215) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<everwicked> i can imagine the scene
<everwicked> let the goatse man be named Bob and his wife Alice
<everwicked> Bob: Alice, what are we doing tonight? do you feel like going out?
<everwicked> Alice: I am kind of tired you know, why dont we just chill over here tonight
<everwicked> Alice: maybe just take a few pictures and stuff
<everwicked> Bob: or I could put a baseball up my ass
<everwicked> Alice: that sounds lovely, let's do that.
<everwicked> Bob: OK
<everwicked> i dont want to imagine whats would come next
<everwicked> you may see the story's (happy) ending at goat.cx |
#36459 (146/278) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cynic> Post something on my forums dammit
<cynic> I mean hi
<cynic> <_<;
<ancsik> if you say a common typo i will kill you |
#36453 (65/181) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jaeger> toms playing Call of Duty and he told me smokings bad for health
<Jaeger> his reason
<Jaeger> you can't move cos you can only use one hand |
#36442 (189/369) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Philth> Trivia-Bot v1.2
<Philth> Complete the Following
<Philth> 1) _______ ___._._._
<Philth> Hint: /_e_ve_ 1_7._.0._
<Angela> Uhh.
<Philth> Hint: /se_ver 127._.0._
<BloodSpoon> 127.0.0.1
<Angela> server 127.0.0.1
-!- Angela [~asdfg@d226-127-173.home.cgocable.net] has quit ["TrenzTerra Tornado (Seagull) - http://trenzterra.uni.cc"] |
#36443 (109/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Deranged): I was watching this thing on the discovery channel about the mating rituals of whales. Did you know that the male whale shoots out 400 gallons of sperm during an ejaculation? But only 250 gallons of that actually go inside the female. So that means, 150 gallons of sperm just float around in the ocean everytime a whale blows his load. Kinda makes you wonder if that's what makes the water so salty....
(Mayseth): I've drank sea water by mistake you know. I don't need to know this now!
(Deranged): HAHAHAHA
——> (Deranged) has quit IRC (Kill by Mayseth (I hate you.)). |
#36422 (0/206) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(23:55:23) (TCLe): ((Argh..it's like a migrane or something. I need to smother my face in a pillow for a long long time...))
*4 hours later*
(04:05:27) (TCLe): Aww...damnit
(04:05:34) (TCLe): I fell asleep ><Comment: #rotfw irc.esper.net
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#36426 (-3/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JaneLame> who the fcuk is nick berg
<JaneLame> the guy britney married? |
#36421 (85/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> W00H00
<AlmtyBob> 120 HOURS BITCH
<AlmtyBob> MOTHER FUCK
<AlmtyBob> I JUST TELNETED IN TO MY FUCKING TIVO
<AlmtyBob> DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?
<AlmtyBob> THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF MY GEEK LIFE
<AlmtyBob> I'M BLEEDING FROM SEVERAL PARTS OF MY HANDS
<AlmtyBob> MY HOUSE...UTTER DISSARAY
<AlmtyBob> BUT I TELNETED IN TO MY MOTHER FUCKING TIVO |
#36414 (-1/205) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<foszor> wtf fuck that
<foszor> why would i get married?
<foszor> ill just go find some bitch i hate and buy her a house
<foszor> that should save me 5 or 6 yearsComment: its so true!
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#36412 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<what_not> the beheadings are becoming so cliche
<what_not> they should mix it up |
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