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#36937 (98/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JustinCredible> so I was catching for my brother today when he was warming up for baseball practice and he hits me in the head with a baseball and my eyes start watering
<JustinCredible> my dad tells me to stop bein a pussy and I just stare right back at him and say "you are what you eat"
<JustinCredible> so now I'm fuckin grounded...
<JustinCredible> I just can't win |
#36920 (134/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Nick): Remember that one time, when Razer put his name as `, and I didn't know it was him? lol
(Razer): Nick
(Razer): That was yesterday..
(Syntax[Sleep]{BTW_usuq}): Hahahaha
(Nick): ummm..
(Nick): <_<
(Nick): >_>
(Deranged): Stop smoking crack |
#36918 (304/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GLC> I saw this banner... with a chick saying "do you want to meet me?"
<GLC> and there was a "yes" button and a "no" button
<GLC> I clicked "no"
<GLC> and it took me to an IQ test website
<GLC> wtf |
#36911 (143/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<euro-au> one of the vax's at work is on the filthiest (size wise) pair of ups's I've ever seen.
<euro-au> small microvax
<euro-au> runs some chem analysis and machine control software and isn't admined
<euro-au> scares me
<euro-au> they like pointing to the fact that it's not been rebooted since 1996, but also dislike being reminded that noone knows the sys passwd. |
#36909 (86/182) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Duzzy> today at work, i was cutting gras outside the local school.. and then a chick came up to me.. kissed me, squeezed my balls, gave me a note and the she ran of.. and i was like wtf?!? when I got my mind gathered I looked at the note and there was a phone number.. I should send an sms to it, and that was when I realized the bitch had stolen my cellphone =( |
#36900 (149/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rhyno> okay
<rhyno> I must be losing my mind
<rhyno> I just walked to the PJ station
<rhyno> because I can't find my car keys
<rhyno> and they were right fucking here an hour ago
<DaemonX> pj station?
<rhyno> yeah
<rhyno> gas station
<rhyno> but the thing was
<rhyno> I was going there to get gas
<DaemonX> without your car?
<rhyno> and I couldn't find my keys
<rhyno> so I just thought "I'll walk"
<rhyno> go all the way up there.. and I'm like "wtf was I going here for.."
<rhyno> "OH YEAH! DUMBASS!"
<rhyno> then walked back
<DaemonX> ... i can't even comment on that |
#36894 (11/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ExZippo> I need some more terror
<ExZippo> I'm forgetting
<ExZippo> NEVAR FORGET |
#36883 (72/182) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
mistercow43: but I thought I'd tell you how insane I am
mistercow43: i find a hot dog in the fridge
mistercow43: I think
mistercow43: "ok, I'll have a cheese dog"
mistercow43: I look
mistercow43: no cheese, except parmesan
mistercow43: no hotdog buns
mistercow43: in fact
mistercow43: no bread except for pita and tortilla
mistercow43: so naturally
mistercow43: I fried an egg
mistercow43: put it on the hot dog
mistercow43: put some italian pasta sauce on it
mistercow43: and some parmesan cheese
mistercow43: and nuked it for 30 seconds
Narso310: LOL
Narso310: was it good?
mistercow43: yes
mistercow43: yes it was |
#36887 (7/175) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick |
#36885 (32/142) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SteveB> did you ever hear of this thing...called "school"
<SteveB> you know, how it takes up your time and stuff..
<linolium> yeah... that's one thing
<linolium> :S
<linolium> but... at least i dont have a social life to stand in my way! |
#36881 (81/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Recon) but anyways... hows the weather?
(Jeterfan) ummm
 (Jeterfan) rainy?
 (Jeterfan) I don't know
 (Jeterfan) I live in a cave
 (Recon) with Bin Laden?
 (Jeterfan) LIES!
 (Recon) lol
 (Recon) yea, I bet!
 (Jeterfan) I would have turned his ass in a long time ago... but he pays for pizzaComment: XD
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#36848 (11522/14954) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Razer: Shit..DS is coming..
TriSpear: how do you know?
Wicked_Sword: The annoying n00b f00?
Razer: He just signed onto AIM..
EnergyWave: yeah...the kid who sucks at being a sader..
Wicked_Sword: Shit shit shit
Razer: Hide!!
* Razer is now known as Razer[Away]
* DevilsGrace is now known as DevilsGrace[Out]
* Wicked_Sword is now known as WS[Away]
* TriSpear is now known as Tri[Gone]
* Hampton is now known as Hampton[bbl]
* EnergyWave is now known as EnergyWave[afk]
* _Godly_Strike_ is now known as GS[bbiab]
Razer[Away]: >.>
* DarkShadows has joined #Saders
DarkShadows: hey evry1
DarkShadows: n e 1 wanna play w/ me
DarkShadows: dam..no 1 here..
* DarkShadows has Quit(Quit: User Exited)
Razer[Away]: w00t!
WS[Away]: I kinda feel bad for him..Now...He just got ditched by an entire channel... |
#36824 (130/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Dr_Giggles): I lost my virginity when I was 14.
(Deranged): You're catholic?
(Dr_Giggles): ....yeah :/ |
#36814 (53/171) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gloone> i like girls
<scorf> if you keep telling yourself that, maybe it'll come true :~)Comment: #ramen
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#36815 (131/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I got banned for being norwegian once
<Rjx> say NO to .no |
#36774 (-1/147) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< nocturnal> wtf, Morsan in swedish means mom, so i call my mom on icq Morsan and a co-worker Micke so all i see is M... and i just sent http://www.neptuners.com/I-want-ferrari.htm to my mother |
#36759 (65/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@TheVirus) instead of head banging
(@TheVirus) i just scroll my mouse rapidly
(@TheVirus) same effect
(@NesO) lol
(@KillGod) haha
(@_razor_) lol |
#36758 (96/196) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ankleteeth> i cant believe people are still here...
<ankleteeth> what keeps you people amongst this crowd?
<FennecFoxen> eh? an old autojoin which I removed in February...
<FennecFoxen> then my system was reset to an image made in January.
<FennecFoxen> So.
<FennecFoxen> :) |
#36735 (0/202) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Wynn> woo, I was so bored I just wrote a prayer to the ping
<+Wynn> our ping who is on IRC
<+Wynn> hallowed be thy ping
<+Wynn> thy ping be done
<+Wynn> thy pingdom come
<+Wynn> on client-side as it is on server-side
<+Wynn> give us this day our routine ping
<+Wynn> and forgive us our slow connections
<+Wynn> as we forgive those who disconnect while we're talking to them
<+Wynn> and lead us not into disconnection
<+Wynn> but deliver us from it
<+Wynn> for thine is the ping
<+Wynn> the power and the glory
<+Wynn> forever and ever
<+Wynn> /pingComment: #nationstates_general @ EsperNet. Long live pingism!
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#36731 (19/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@spr|efnex> last day of highschool
<@spr|efnex> im going to take 2 or 3 viagra, go up to every girl that rejected me, point at my pants and say "LOOK WHAT YOU MISSED, BITCH" |
#36743 (38/174) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> i love my mom but i would never admit it to anyone
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> wait
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> fuck |
#36734 (189/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<fleet> So I've started a job with a tech company
<fleet> And I'm building a server downstairs with the head of technical
<fleet> He tells me to pass him the RAM on the table
<fleet> I pick it up and read 512 DDR 2700 and ask
<fleet> "What the hell does Dance Dance Revolution RAM do differently?"
<fleet> He facepalmed and told me to go sit in the idiot corner |
#36719 (34/174) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<%sketchataki> i biked to the beach today...hung out with a hott chick...biked back... xD long bike ride but i got a phone number...
<&James_> how old was she?
<%sketchataki> 87Comment: Extract from #HPHC on irc.halca.org
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#36703 (147/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(RIddles) hahahaha
(RIddles) my brother just logged onto msn and his nickname had been changed to "Omg i am so stupid, i forget to logg out in inetcafe and put my email at autologin" |
#36699 (0/152) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
redrover1337: god I love metal slug... rented the game so I wouldn't have to get the rom which is a task daunting more than trying to find /good/ free porn |
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