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#43730 (141/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<truth-> I was wrong, the KKK aren't racist, they're just portrayed that way by the insidious liberal media.
<truth-> It's all explained on their informative website.
<truth-> My eyes have been opened to the truth!
<truth-> A. We don't kill black people. This is another mis-conception about the Klan. What is true is that there have been men in the past who joined the Klan in order to benefit from the wearing of the robe and hood - to be able to commit a crime against some one they did not like. This was not the objective of the Klan, but only the prerogative of some misfits in the 60's.
<truth-> They don't kill black people... This question is so common they had to answer it in the FAQ.Comment: Efnet
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#43722 (167/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Volante> so here's today's laundry lesson...
<Volante> don't wash a feather pillow in a washing machine
<Beckka> yeah
<Beckka> feathers come out
<Volante> feathers EVERYWHERE....
<Volante> layers upon layers of feathers
<Volante> it looks like a flock of ducks flew into the garage and summarily exploded |
#43711 (142/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jwh> My ex gf once told me that girls don't poop
<jwh> I told her she was full of shit. |
#43708 (229/341) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CeZ> bewpy: hows your microphone doing?
<bewpy> it doesnt work for some reason..
<bewpy> why u ask?
<CeZ> bewpy, you were drunk and we convinced you that your microphone was going to kill you.. so you beat on it |
#43685 (127/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cmantito> money is no object!
<warfreak2> yes, it's a class that has no instances |
#43666 (256/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<R3mix> ok so there was this time
<R3mix> i had got my new GeForce 6800 Ultra 3 days previous
<R3mix> and i had just put on better thermal compound and overclocked it
<R3mix> and so i booted up and started UT2k4 and a few mins later i smelled like this horrible burning smell
<R3mix> and it scared the crap out of me
<Jason_> Is your video card ok?
<R3mix> yeah, the smell turned out to be my moms cooking |
#43594 (230/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Alucard> Uptime: 3 weeks 3 hours 52 minutes 34 seconds
<@Alucard> :)
<+Twiz> oh yeah?
<+Twiz> well
<+Twiz> my wang is 9" long so BEAT THAT
<!CompHobbyist> it's your job to beat that not oursComment: #wpi
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#43574 (157/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
MySeLf169: today we had softball practice
MySeLf169: and while we were playing, a group of guys from a nearby high school drove by
MySeLf169: and yelled "softball's for pussies!"
MySeLf169: so I replied "fuck you, you bastards!" and flipped them off
MySeLf169: then it hit me
MySeLf169: the softball team I was on was for my church
MySeLf169: and the senior minister was on our team
MySeLf169: I think I'll sit in the back this sunday.... |
#43604 (125/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rob-iwiwc> imagine if the pope got up now
<Rob-iwiwc> think that might cause an increase in catholics?
<@HPZ> Rob-iwiwc: that's a damned good idea. They should've planned it that way.
<@HPZ> What a brilliant recruitment strategy.
<sprawl_gnome> worked for JesusComment: #fark
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#43555 (98/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<friendy> Verry: Google bought a satellite imagery company.
<dan--> Keyhole
<friendy> It's linked offa Maps now.
<friendy> Just click 'Satellite' instead of 'Map'.
<friendy> Check out how far out you can zoom.
<TedEBear-> hey! these sat images are wrong!
<TedEBear-> there's no "(c)2005 Google" in my pasture!
<TedEBear-> <grin>
<dan--> ted - have you looked in the last 24 hours?Comment: Undernet #macintosh.
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#43524 (238/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*JU5T1CE* says helpful hint #471 - The highest concentration of pickpockets is always your nearest Star Trek Convention as it is a well known fact that 85% of Star Trek fans use 1701 as their ATM pin. |
#43510 (175/315) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Syntacs> I don't know how the Allies managed to win WW2 without quicksave.
<@mittens> meh.
< Akamu> Syntacs: They used wall hacks!
< Akamu> Which resulted in the Axis calling the Allies 'gay' alot.
< Akamu> Don't you know your history?
<@Syntacs> Yeah, I remember. "OMFG quit camping England!" -Hitler |
#43508 (135/233) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sEcretz> What happened was i was watchin porn on my PC and i blacked out. My mum found me unconcious on the floor with my dick out and porn on the screen. She hasnt spoken to me since. |
#43506 (158/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dracos> Education levels by vocabulary:
<Dracos> Drop out: Dude, this is like, watch my hands!
<Dracos> High school: Using this technique, I can accomplish something.
<Dracos> Undergraduate: Understanding this paradigm, I can accomplish more.
<Dracos> Graduate: Defining a paradigm, we can see that this subtree of technique and method becomes more clear.
<Dracos> Doctorate/Post-Doctorate: Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm Paradigm. |
#43500 (130/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(eve`) girls don't fart
(mrsalvado) That is the biggest lie ever.
(mrsalvado) I mean Santa Claus + The Easter Bunny is a smaller lie, together.
(Ravenclaw) THE EASTER BUNNY IS A LIE?!
(Riftwalkr) WTF SPOILERS
(Ravenclaw) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Riftwalkr) ASSHOLE |
#43499 (133/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< ix> ive never seen a girl who was good at a first person shooter.
< ix> other games ive seen girls be good at, though.
< ix> like friggin sims 2.. my sister manages like 18 sims at once. :O
<@Volsus> like the Sims?
<@Volsus> haha
< ix> shes so good at it.
<@Volsus> how did I know
< ix> cause that's like the only game girls are good at
<@Volsus> My mom got a papercut while playing solitaire on the computer
<@Volsus> I was like wtfComment: #maddox
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#43492 (123/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@ddew|bofh) heh, I really need to get out more. I just ogt annoyed that a truck was revving it's engine outside so I went out to check what was going on. Turns out that the apartment next to mine was on fire and the truck I heard was one of 3 fireengines :) |
#43490 (238/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Calum> going to bed at 4am, then getting woken by traffic at 8am is unpleasant
<Calum> *grumbles about his head being sore*
<Alice> How about going to bed at 1 am and waking up at 5 to go to work?
<Calum> that's also unpleasant
<Alice> It is what I am about to do
<Calum> i've gone to bed at 5 and gotten up at 6 for work before
<@ALC> but its effectively 2 am :p
<+MStar> or drinking heavily and waking up the next morning wearing nothing but kitty ears in some stranger guy's bed?
<Calum> wtf?
<Alice> o.O
<@ALC> ...
<+MStar> i mean.. finish school project at 4 and need to wake up at 7.
<Calum> oh yeah, that's unpleasant. |
#43486 (120/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Smith) If you would like to kick someone from this chat room for whatever reason, you can by typing "/quit kick namehere reason" without the " " marks. Ex: /quit kick bob being stupid and annoying
• Quits: sl4yer (Morph6445@9CE85.827C4E.1FB30D20.IP) [QUIT: Smith idiot]
• Quits: Children_Of_Bodom (Morph5799@20E928.899F7CD.AC9BADB2.IP) [QUIT: kick Children_Of_Bodom Can i kick myself lol]
• Quits: Big_Lebowski (Joe_Nobody@p2p-8BC44.dnvr.qwest.net) [QUIT: kick necro i hate him]
• Quits: infamouseric (infamouser@p2p-89C5D.dial1.cincinnati1.level3.net) [QUIT: kick streetracer bahhh] |
#43467 (92/218) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<popeye> rolloffle do you eat meat
<rolloffle> of course I do
<popeye> if you do then you murder
<rolloffle> you think I'm some kind of fag or something?
<popeye> well you are from europe
<popeye> so how does it feel to be a murderer
<rolloffle> pretty tasty.Comment: #gnaa irc.gnaa.us
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#43461 (105/239) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RedBeard> should breakfast cereal be patentable?
<RedBeard> i mean, what if i come up with some insanely good cereal that everybody wants? kellogg's will just make a ripoff and steal all my profits!
<Syntacs> I imagine a precise forumla is patentable. But I think it's pretty easy to make knockoff foods that taste the same.
<RedBeard> probably
<Syntacs> Sort of like when pork was invented, and decimated the cannibalism market. |
#43456 (-1/197) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(MaNgEy_CaT) Give me a decent arguement topic, You fucking pythetic americans
(Robo-Lenin) ok how's this
(Robo-Lenin) Your spelling sucks
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing you dick head
(^_PiRaTe_^) get it right
(Robo-Lenin) You shouldn't be saying anyone is pathetic when you can't even spell it right
(^_PiRaTe_^) bahaha
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing
(^_PiRaTe_^) how many times must i say it
(^_PiRaTe_^) you fucking moron
(Robo-Lenin) um
(Robo-Lenin) Who's the fucking moron?
(Robo-Lenin) http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) you
(^_PiRaTe_^) whats the bet thats an american site..
.. Mode: (wasted) sets (+b *!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au)
.. This (*!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au) ban affects (^_PiRaTe_^)
.. Kick: (^_PiRaTe_^) was kicked by (wasted) (your nick tickles my adamsapple -1162-)Comment: #maddox | irc.whatnet.org
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#43454 (38/198) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Songy> And don't watch LOTR dvds at the highest volume your stereo can go when you're expecting a delivery. The other night I rang a door bell, knocked several times, and called while getting no response and hearing this fat, semi-drunk middle-aged dude yell shit like "YEAH! That's Legolas!! He's an ELFFF!!" to his young daughter. |
#43460 (112/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
--- Topic for #linuxgeneration is wget ftp://vatican.org/pope/current/stable/pope-265.0.tgz && tar zxvf pope-265.0.tgz && cd pope-265.0 && ./configure --prefix=/rome/vatican && make && make install_pope |
#43442 (86/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DarkStatix>: Wat are you seen?
<farsideofbryan>: What?
<DarkStatix>: Rigth now wat are you seen in youre mind?
<farsideofbryan>: Very bad english.
<Kotjze>: Took the words right out of my mouth :| |
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