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#44068 (180/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xenophon> trying to redirect modules.php?name=Forums&whatever... to index.php?q=forum using mod_rewrite ; This is what I have, but doesn't seem to work:
<Toba82> nothing generally does not work.
<Xenophon> #RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f #RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d #RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} ^name=Forums([^&]+)$ #RewriteRule modules.php index.php?q=forum [L]
<Toba82> hmmm....
<Toba82> the fact that it's all commented out may be affecting it
<Toba82> just a guessComment: #apache, EFNet
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#44065 (76/220) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sirveaux> so here is my take on just one aspect of intarweb politics: AOLers
<sirveaux> (AOLer) The other day, a I and a chum of mine were in the middle of an intellectual debate pertaining to the German spelling reform of 1996 and its ramifications when--
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) omg dude r u liek an AOHELLER?/
<sirveaux> (AOLer) Why, yes I am, and--
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) omg lolollol
<sirveaux> AOLer was kicked by nonAOLer (leik omg aohel si 4 faggerts)
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer2) rofflekopter
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) lest go fap to screnns of linix
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer2) well lemme grab sum lube, wud u |
#44030 (143/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sidewinder> has he ever looked at M theory?
<Alliance> the theory that M likes to kick me?
Alliance was kicked from #homeworld by m (i think this is called a 'proof') |
#44022 (193/309) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<%Sim> they've called here
<%Sim> and said "Where are you?"
<%Sim> well, my brother has
<%Sim> I'm like
<%Sim> Where do you fucking thing I am? You called the house in which we live.
<%Sim> I'm in fucking africa
<%Sim> on safari
<%Sim> gtg elephant |
#44002 (114/242) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Ravenclaw) im an IRCpot, short and stout
(Ravenclaw) <-- is my handle, this is my spout.
(Ravenclaw) but when the ops piss me off, hear me shout
(Ravenclaw) then i get +b and slapped with a trout |
#44056 (260/440) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(idler) bear with me
(QFoundation) want me to call animal control? |
#43969 (373/565) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sektie> my boyfriend, in mid thrust, stops and goes "oops" and gets a sheepish look on his face.
<sektie> NOT A GOOD APRIL FOOLS. |
#43950 (25/125) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music
<@sporn> so I turned the mower on and left it in the back yardComment: #notmelbourne, oz.org
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#43895 (122/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Luigi30> A bat flew into a hotel room once with my dad's friend who was dropping acid. He went absolutely psycho. My dad walks in, the bat leaves. He asks what the hell went on, and his friend said a 16 foot flying rabbit on rollerskates flew into the room.
<ChrisCF> o_O
<Luigi30> When asked what the rollerskates were for, he said it was so that it didn't break its ankles when it landed.
<ChrisCF> I should stop reading IRC
<Luigi30> This folks, is why you don't drop acid with bats!
<ugen64> um... okay
<Grammy> I'll make a mental note.
<BillyH> Flew into the room, asked for directions, and then flew out humming Onward Christian Soldiers?Comment: #wikipedia
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#43842 (101/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lacey> int *y; for (int i = 0; i < 1000; i++) { y = &y; }
<Lacey> Someone handed that to me and asked: "Why doesn't it work"
<Lacey> I stared at it and finally asked "What do you think it is supposed to even do?!?!"
<dfryer> what did they want it to *do*?
<Lacey> They thought it was a linked list...Comment: #planeshift
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#43840 (113/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eldritch> today I stole wheat bran!
<eldritch> I marked my bag of whole wheat pasta with the number for regular pasta (whole wheat costs 2x as much :P)
<eldritch> and since the number is a diff between a 6 and a 9 if I get caught I can just say "oops how dyslexic of me"
<Fennec> haha
<eldritch> I checked my receipt after and sure enough the woman at the counter didnt notice and only charged me for spaghetti and not whole wheat spaghetti
<eldritch> next time I am going to see if I can sneak cashews out disguised as peanuts!Comment: #angband, WorldIRC
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#43753 (91/243) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MumblyJoe> minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs using strips of bacon |
#43747 (121/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Catcher> if only the government had a blog...
<@thc\ip> ...
<@thc\ip> " haa haa suckers"
<@thc\ip> is all it would sayComment: #geekissues @ EFNet
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#43697 (178/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Quasar`> my biological clock is ticking
<@Quasar`> 25-year-old virgin sounds worse than serial killer to me
<@Quasar`> damn I need 3 more quarters to finish a pyramid of quarters |
#43885 (114/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ravenclaw> i want to sew "bad mother fucker" onto my wallet somehow
<Meo`> you should probably have someone else sew it
<Meo`> bad motherfuckers dont sew |
#43872 (95/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@kf`ill> I went with a girl to a bar once, she had one boob bigger then the other, there was a breast contest to see who's was the biggest, she took 1st and third placeComment: #script @ irc.gamesurge.net
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#43832 (81/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gaurav> you're a bit of a comedian
<thame^> you're a megabyte of a fagComment: #mircscripts.org Undernet
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#43804 (213/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<psych> Worrying sucks.
<psych> Let's start a crusade against worrying!
<smm> I agree
<psych> But what would we do if it all went horribly wrong?
<psych> ...ah crap. |
#43795 (140/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<R3mix> my social studies teachers computer crashed today and she got the ever-too-common "program has performed an illegal operation" message
<R3mix> so a few minuted later she was on the phone with the network admin and she was saying
<R3mix> "my computer says i have performed an illegal abortion" |
#43695 (171/311) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SpazLink> Dyslexic?
<Kederaji> Why is that word so bloody hard to spell?
<Kederaji> It's like it's taunting them.
<Kederaji> "Guess what, you're dyslexic, and you'll never be able to spell it!"Comment: esper.net #C&T
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#43688 (532/672) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RedBeard> should i buy an xbox vga adapter for $75?
<RedBeard> i think i shall buy one.
<Syntacs> You could your TV.
<Hippo> He *could* his TV, Syntacs! That's right!
* Hippo pats Syntacs.
<Syntacs> I don't have time for verbs Hippo. I'm a man of action. I realize this may seem contradictory at first. |
#43636 (83/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JibberJim> Pope buried in St Peter's crypt
<JibberJim> Isn't that a bit unfair on St Peter?
<JibberJim> making them share like that?Comment: #swhack on irc.freenode.net
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#43595 (171/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jesse> RedBeard: probably a good ice breaker would have been "man, this stuff doesn't look all that great" when you two were looking at the main food line
<Jesse> without the "man" part, though
<RedBeard> i dunno, i wouldnt find "man" to really be gender-specific
<RedBeard> it's a lot like "gee" or "whoa"
<Jesse> yeah, depends on the situation
<GreenToad> "woman! This food is crap!" |
#43593 (183/377) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mediator> You know what would be hawt?
<Mediator> Lindsey lohan in a full master chief outfit
<Bonzi> You are by far the person least likely to ever have sex in this channelComment: irc.rscheatnet.com #rscheatnet
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#43586 (123/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HauntedUnix> Don't mention milking in my presence, had a rather unusual meeting yesterday with someone..
<Dave2|Laptop> HauntedUnix, milking?
<HauntedUnix> Dave2|Laptop: Do you honestly want me to explain?
<Dave2|Laptop> yes
<HauntedUnix> As a Prefect, I get the amazing fun to go visit primary schools, for the whole.. Year 7 introduction thing. One of the year 4s came up to me and said.. "The teacher is a cow.. we milk her boobies"
<Ebola> HauntedUnix: Did he explain the milkng process? :P
<HauntedUnix> Ebola: I said "That's nice.." and ran away |
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