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#44705 (144/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aslplz> w0w dood i juz had a epiphany
<FoSZoR> I dont understand this. How can someone so stupid use such a big word?
<aslplz> google :< |
#44701 (99/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<usu_> Well, for the past weeks, Bush's approval rating has consistently been well below 50%.
<usu_> And you all know what that means, right?
<usu_> To put it in perspective, it means that if he were a quote on QDB, his score would be below 0.
<usu_> Huzzah! |
#44618 (121/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<looksofat>I sent my mom out for food 3 hours ago
<looksofat> stupid mom eating world |
#44622 (231/399) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<toadclipper> u on mac?
<Sliquid> it's next to the y
<Sliquid> same as windows keyboards.Comment: aolspeak
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#44572 (24/128) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@PJD> a blackdude tried 2 molest u last night?
<@spo0n> yeah
<@spo0n> he called it "dancing" i called it "nigga get your hand out of my pants"
<@PJD> oh so ur racist |
#44075 (158/406) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok. |
#44593 (238/450) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Timmy> what is the point of IPs?
<+Timmy> like what can u do with them?
<&Edwards> you use them to talk to computers
<+Timmy> ok
<+Timmy> why not use MSN? |
#44579 (55/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Relocin> i like how it's so noisy at work so i can just fart whenever |
#44547 (205/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<clay> youre going to pay for this, langdon
<langdon> use apostrophes
<clay> im going to fu'ck you up |
#44533 (77/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> just to be clear, there's absolutely zero chance of me cheating on sara
<<FlaVouR> is sara your new laptop?Comment: #geekissues
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#44405 (42/162) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Anomaly> I have a problem with my printer, can anybody help?
<Anomaly> I was printing out a photograph but the sun and the sky were messed up, they were black and purple
*** starwarsgamer has joined #outboards
<Galaxy Mage> Apparantly, your cyan-hole and your yellow-hole are clogged, but your magenta-hole and your black-hole are fine.
*** starwarsgamer has quit (sick fuckers)
<Galaxy Mage> ... |
#44549 (483/595) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ExiledFromLight: hahahaha
ExiledFromLight: omfg
Xenophoribic: What?
ExiledFromLight: i was showing my mom some shirts that i was looking at on jinx.com
ExiledFromLight: and she say Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night
ExiledFromLight: and of course jinx is a site for geeks/gamers
ExiledFromLight: and she wanted it, but in white. it only came in black
ExiledFromLight: so im like "geeks dont wear white, it stains too easily"
ExiledFromLight: so she looks at me and says "those stains show up on black too"
Xenophoribic: XD
Xenophoribic: Your mom owned you, man.. Congratulations |
#44535 (62/158) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/
<tamara> homerow. homerow.
<tamara> i need some fucking coffee. |
#44534 (155/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+^Sheldon> I was in the IT industry 20 years, and I still can't explain why a simple restart solves all problems :p |
#44521 (25/175) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Flayra> Canada seems to have grants, the U.S. seems to have infomercials about grants. |
#44508 (308/490) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<s1r> i've said it before and i'll say it again
<s1r> we atheists do it in the ass
<s1r> exclusively
<chris> why?
<s1r> becasue we lack decency
<chris> i'll believe that
<s1r> yeah, you christians tend to believe anything |
#44450 (124/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@PPSlim) I must admit, Opera speeded my computer up
(@PPSlim) After I deleted it |
#44470 (234/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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* sexylady69 is now known as craig`
<craig`> ahem. |
#44447 (175/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sEcretz> This is scary but 5 years ago when i was still 12 and just found out IRC i used to sign in and act as if im a girl just coz of the curiosity. Im guilty! kill me now!
<SeXy|GirL> Oh... talking about confessions...
* SeXy|GirL is now known as SeXy|BoY
<sEcretz> Damn it..... i cybered with you :( |
#44446 (161/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Imitarate> damn... now i'm hungry. i should go to bed before i try to make food and burn the house down
<Imitarate> cereal can be complicated |
#44435 (93/227) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Neitokun wanders around looking for something to do * maybe i'll just go into the *gasp* real world... <<
<Neitokun> nevermind, theres a new story coming up on slashdot.
<Neitokun> ... >< did i seriously just say that?
<Doc_Shinryuu> Yes, you did. :D
<Neitokun> damnit. |
#44423 (201/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AI> do you know how to get legal free music?
<AI> call a random helpdesk
<AI> you'll get free music for at least 20 minutes |
#44411 (141/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
scanty@SPARC: i had a hard time finding a mother's day card.
scanty@SPARC: since they don't make any for dysfunctional families.
helf: lol
aGNUstic: heh
scanty@SPARC: I find the perfect card.
scanty@SPARC: then open it.
scanty@SPARC: and it says some sh*t like "I love you* |
#44410 (81/179) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Kodan882: I DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT TYPO
Kodan882: i went to look up Breastplate on wikipedia
Kodan882: but i instead typed Beastality
Kodan882: FUCK
DragonmasterJB0: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DragonmasterJB0: Gogo Freud. |
#44392 (6/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Darika Senokah: HEY WILL
Darika Senokah: GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS :D
KUSWIL: MAY 7TH!? D:
Darika Senokah: xD
Darika Senokah: Yes but
Darika Senokah: It is also
Darika Senokah: NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY :D
KUSWIL: ...
KUSWIL: Interesting. :o Just before Mother's Day.
KUSWIL: Think about that for a minu- NO ON SECOND THOUGHT DON'T. XD;;;
Darika Senokah: XDDDDD!!!
Darika Senokah: Omg, you are a HORRIBLE person.
KUSWIL: You're just realizing this? :DComment: May 7th is National Masturbation Day!
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