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#45563 (191/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheHeadlinesRead> hey guys who wants 2 cyber???
<FacadeofTime> Why do you want to cyber?
<FacadeofTime> Do you have a low self worth?
<FacadeofTime> Why cant you meet someone nice in real life?
<FacadeofTime> Do you think you're ugly?
<Vide0GameFreak64> No, everyone else does. |
#45562 (48/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Gluctotion: ive determined that tis was just a shakespearian typo |
#45553 (181/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DosBubba> Growth in confusing graphs on the Internet, 1989-2005:
<DosBubba> =====75
<DosBubba> ========80
<DosBubba> ===========80
<DosBubba> ========75Comment: #main @ irc.dosbubba.com
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#45472 (272/440) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ProfGlitch> hahaha, how ironic:
<ProfGlitch> "USA/Japan's [StarCraft] match ended in America's favor after their Terran player resolved two nuclear attacks on the Japanese team's main bases." |
#45450 (61/177) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ahanix> You know what girls love?
<Ahanix> (your cock is not an answer)
<EmoAddict15> small penis?
<EmoAddict15> lol
<Ahanix> i said your cock is not an answer!Comment: iexbeta
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#45537 (189/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<robotron> Dr_[^o^] is it true that people in your country name their kids by throwing silverware in the air and naming their kids after the sounds it makes when it hits the ground
<robotron> like ching chong kang
<robotron> @_@
<Dr_[^o^]> robie: is it true that you guys name your kids by throwing the bible |
#45533 (165/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@D1-> so I got to walmart to get some fish oil supplements
<@D1-> and I see this dude who looks 10 times nerdier than me picking up a box of condoms right next to me
<@D1-> and man did that not feel right. ;[Comment: #geekissues
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#45519 (188/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aero`> i have created food
<Aero`> without injury
<Aero`> hooray |
#45516 (120/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gelfie> stupid cow at work threatened to report me for animal cruelty.
<gelfie> she's chatting in the cubicle next to mine with someone about Atkins. I said I put my cat on Atkins.
<gelfie> she goes on with this spiel about how it'll damage his liver, leech calcium from his bones, ruin his heard yaddah yaddah
<gelfie> stupid bitch. HE'S A CAT. HE JUST EATS MEAT. THATS WHAT CATS DO.
<gelfie> wish I could be there to hear the ASPCA rep on the other end when she calls |
#45504 (171/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<X-PiZeR> thy want me to say how my com skills were improved by my work placement
<X-PiZeR> i really dont know how to start talking about comunication skills ... :(
<Darien> I hope you see the irony in that statement |
#45489 (55/163) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hybridpro> what is the best program
<hybridpro> for avi to dvd
<hybridpro> on mirc
<wixard> irc2dvd
<PcChip> i hear they released version 5.6
---- five minutes later ----
<hybridpro> um, there is no irc 2 dvd
<hybridpro> U ALL ARE A BUNCHA LIERS
<hybridpro> FUCKERS!!!!! |
#45485 (104/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<synth> ONE DAY ILL HAVE SEX RAAB
<Raab> if you take x, its really hard not to
<Raab> or just slip her a roofie
<synth> i slipped off a roof onceComment: #dt on irc.zirc.org - Come visit ^_^
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#45437 (296/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drew> next to that one i found funny is the barcode reader at Regal (movie theater)
<Drew> it had a warning
<Drew> do not look into laser
<Drew> it had it in braille tooComment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
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#45434 (20/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Ryan0rZ) double wammy, Knox
(Ryan0rZ) your grandma died and you lost your internet
(Ryan0rZ) I'd hate to have that happen to me
(Knox) lol :(
(Ryan0rZ) I can't go very long without the internet
(Ryan0rZ) :'(Comment: #tag irc.zirc.org
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#45431 (113/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aven> A simple Google search of "My Unit" is good for many laughs.
<Aven> "What do I do if I cannot find my unit?"
<Aven> "My unit broke twice in a year!"
<Aven> "My unit is deploying."
<Aven> "Why is my unit "louder" than an identical model in a friend’s house?"
<Aven> "My unit is making a humming noise. Could it be the compressor?"
<Aven> "My unit is working fine; do I really need to stop using it?"
<Aven> "I suspect that my unit became overheated and now will not run."
<Aven> "Will my unit work in bad weather?"
<Aven> "This is not the exterior of my unit, but it is part of the same development."
<Aven> "What happens if I designate my Unit as public/private?" |
#45418 (112/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dil_dil> Seriously, I had mice as pets when I was a kid. Eventually, a LOT of mice. So I built a cage so I could separate the males and females. That's about when I learned you don't build a mouse cage out of particle board...
<dil_dil> After they chewed their way out of the cage, I'd hear my mother screaming in the middle of the night as they climbed up the curtains in her bedroom. |
#45404 (261/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theProject> anyways, is it just me, or is badget badger one infinite loop?
<LoneGamer> badger badger?
<LoneGamer> it's always been an infinite loop
<theProject> MORONS
<LoneGamer> the badger badger soccer/football is an infinite loop with a counter
<theProject> bloody bleeping hell, someone linked me to it and told me "check out the ending, it's really funny"
<theProject> so i sat there for ten minutes
<LoneGamer> it's times like this i wish there were a rofl smilie |
#45395 (43/171) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
VitViper: what do you want your zx2 to be?
VitViper: a 1/4 mile sprinter
VitViper: or a mean freeway dragger?
PcChip2: a badass motherfucking pizza delivery car |
#45386 (83/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
tedger> today.... the galaxy was not saved
tedger> but I did get to level 20
tedger> so like 20% of it was saved
tedger> lets say that Earth was in that 20% |
#45328 (230/438) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<qviri> Sorry, I guess I'm not 1335 enough. |
#45258 (161/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@FL1X> more experience = more fun
<@FL1X> tighter holes = better goals
<@Soldier|UK> take it ur not talking about golf then |
#45321 (266/386) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(%theProject) i have the urge to smack someone in the head right now
(%theProject) some guy was telling me he just noticed that chopin's sonata no. 2 in b-flat minor, the funeral march, sounds remarkably like the imperial march from star wars
(%theProject) well, yes, because that piece was the inspiration for john williams writing the imperial.
(17:28:03) (%theProject) the guy proceeded to shout "OMG CHOPIN RIPPED OFF STAR WARS"
(17:28:14) (%theProject) even though chopin died in EIGHTEEN-FORTY-SEVENComment: #mess.be on irc.trueirc.net
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#45237 (260/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
systm0verl0rd: i don't use 128bit encription, its unsecure. i use 127bit, so if anyone ever cracks it, my passwords will always be one character off.
storm-shadow: i hope to God you're joking. |
#45135 (177/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JonathanThompson: I made the statement several years ago that it was only a short time before Intel branched into heating/cooling for revenue, as a side-effect of their processors. Imagine: they could hook up 100 x86 processors under the floorboards of a home, and all you'd need is to run some computationally intensive software to heat the house and compute something: the cycles could be sold to some purpose, like routing the net... |
#45224 (70/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet |
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