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#52980 (376/504) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Waffle> son of a bitch
<Waffle> this is not chapstick
<Waffle> this is a glue stick
<Waffle> fuckComment: #nodewar
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#52979 (175/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matr1x> the name gaylord means "brave strength " in old french
<Luigi30> matr1x: it means "homosexual god" in modern english |
#52976 (96/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[+pepper] ive seen someone throat a mag light
[@Oreoz] lol @ chris
[@Oreoz] WTF
[@Oreoz] no way
[+pepper] yeah
[@Oreoz] can i meet her?
[@Chris] lol
[@Chris] yeah me too
[+pepper] it was a guy
[+pepper] lol
[@Chris] oh
[@Chris] damnit
[@Oreoz] WHOA
[@Oreoz] ..
[@Oreoz] can i meet him?Comment: Poor Oreoz and his dreams of homosexuality
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#52969 (149/307) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
syuu: still looking for a job?
reima: yeah. no luck so far.
syuu: here. try this one. Dec-20 Fun Fabulous Bookkeeper Wanted (downtown / civic / van ness) <<accounting/finance
reima: what?! 18 to 20 bucks an hour for bookkeeper? Not bad.
reima: wait, it's says "Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgender community"
reima: you asshole.
reima: .....
reima: .......
reima: 20 bucks an hour, right?
syuu: I can't believe you're contemplating this.Comment: *job hunting at craigslist*
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#52944 (182/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Charlie> Lets play a game
<Charlie> you put an ^ and say what you think about the person above you then put a v for who you think the next person will be
<jakle> how do you get a down arrow?
<Genga> ... |
#52940 (101/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foxhill[work]> remember girls.. stop boys becoming emo.. suck more cock |
#52939 (43/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Luncheon> i like my women how i like my whiskey... 12 years old and from scotland |
#52938 (125/283) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< psysick> why do fat ppl get hired as security guards
< psysick> are they considered more attentive to television screens? |
#52935 (152/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
During 2005 NYC MTA strike...
ZeK666: "Breaking news: Bush attempting to intervene, said he feels confident he can solve this problem because has managed similar situations in Railroad Tycoon." |
#52916 (137/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scythe-> so
<Scythe-> i got sick of my compyboxen crashing
<Scythe-> due to (i suspect) an overheating video card
<Scythe-> so i pulled it off, pulled the heat sink off, scraped off the stock heat conductive goo and put on some propper stuff
<Scythe-> so now i'm waiting to see if it's going to crash
[19:04:33] <Scythe-> or explode into flame
[19:07:33] * Scythe- (~hahaha@Scythe-.engineer.gamesurge) has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<ari> I'd say explode.
<ari> That was what, 3 minutes?Comment: Kaboom
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#52911 (287/411) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Damian> Ever since my male cat died, my female one won't leave me alone.
<Damian> I think she's lonely without him.
<Ren> I think she just wants to get laid.
<Damian> I think you need to shut the fuck up about my cat. |
#52892 (182/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Karuma|Spooky> Boxes are fun...
<%robert> you have no idea how right you are
<%robert> nothing like a good box to reduce stress
* Karuma|Spooky made fun shelves from boxes.
<+Karuma|Spooky> ^^
<%robert> I do'nt know about you, but I'm talking about vaginas
<@Stray_Pussy> lol
<%robert> and I know for a fact that most girls get pissed when you try to store things in their vaginas |
#52868 (64/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grumpydog> Cerlyn, like Kentucky fried chicken...you start with the breast and work your way to the thigh and at the end of it you still have a greasy box to put your bone in. |
#52838 (85/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle> ah yes, I remember my first time..she was lying on the bed and I was holding my coat and saying out loud "hmm I cant decide whether or not I'm going to do this with my coat on or off.." and shes looking at me like "wtf" and I start putting it on and I continue talking "and right now its looking like..coat" |
#52790 (25/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
dusty whats the medical term for an asshole?
teh_moth president of the united statesComment: #Love_and_nature on irc.aau.cx
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#52762 (1/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlexZero> ah, luckliy my ball pain has subsided
<AlexZero> I was probably just creating a super sperm |
#53019 (194/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Currawong> I have a 486 in the corner that's been compiling XFree since 1999.
<@Currawong> Every so often I think about cancelling the job, but then I'd have to go shop for a space heater. |
#52953 (87/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kinglol> help! my monitor just crashed!!
<richy275> did you check the plugs?
<kinglol> hello anyone here?Comment: no comment
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#52891 (176/356) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JimmyJ> Ken: Your sister is so damn hot... I want to rape her for hours and hours...
<Ken1> AutoReply from Ken1: I am currently away, but my sister would be happy to give me your message.
<JimmyJ> OH CRAP! |
#52876 (197/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MandaBella> Ben...I see your point
<Tigerlily> Ben, put your point away. Manda can see it. |
#52841 (80/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< orange9> gentoo?
< ScooterTi> bless you |
#52828 (137/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<frosty-theaussie> help me, i have on day to make up my mind for university/college :(
<frosty-theaussie> i can pretty much get into any course i want, i got the score, but i dont know what i want to do :(
<marcf> dont be like me
<frosty-theaussie> why?
<marcf> sat on my bum for a year and a half after school finished
<frosty-theaussie> oh
<marcf> twas a pretty good chair though |
#52824 (120/266) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nick> i love it when conservative friends of mine try to debate me
<Nick> (Nick) i will counterspell any and all "intelligent design" theories out there
<Nick> (Nick) are you ready?
<Nick> (Nick) MALES HAVE NIPPLES.
<Nick> (Nick) i win =( |
#52819 (43/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kodan> god! why is it that 99.9% of every medicine out there HAS to come in cherry?
<Kodan> why the hell not banana, or orange?
<kodan> Cherries SUCK!
<Nick> not the virgin kind ;)
<Kodan> ...that's the most immature thing i've read all week |
#52818 (-5/285) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<andariel> Strangest thing happened the other day... I was fucking my girlfriend doggystyle when all of a sudden she turns around and calls me a paedophile! So I just slapped her arse and said 'That's a mighty big word for a twelve year old'.Comment: #na on Utonet
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