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#53351 (230/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sp3cial> heard coming from my brother's room (he has a freind over, they're plsying soul calibur 2)
<Sp3cial> "Why are you using Taki? she su- oooh, bouncy!" |
#53348 (130/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Alucard> I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itselfComment: #WPI
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#53347 (488/596) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Phaze: When I was signing the paper for my driving permit
Phaze: I couldn't remember whether " or ' was feet
Phaze: So uh
Phaze: I'm 6 inches tall now
Phaze: :( |
#53339 (235/393) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BigFish> aaah fuck, I'm gonna look like a right prat for the college photos today :(
<ruster> why?
<BigFish> I've got a black eye and a bruise right on my chin
<ruster> wtf, how'd that happen!?
<BigFish> well, I was at the womens kickboxing centre in town, chatting up this girl
<ruster> hehe, the girls there are hot
<BigFish> yeah, but anyway I was talking to her and she said "I'm not some cheap whore", can't remember what I said to get that reaction :S
<BigFish> and I thought to myself "yeah, you're an expensive one"
<ruster> lol
<BigFish> turns out I was thinking aloud... O_x |
#53335 (136/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<frosty-theaussie> "i dont know. we just dont celebrate christmas like you do... we actually remember why christmas is here, not just to give gifts"
<frosty-theaussie> if someone said that to you
<frosty-theaussie> youd think that theyre attacking you for not celebrating christmas like devout christians do, wouldnt you?
<HoneyBunny> wtf is the point of christmas without gifts?
<HoneyBunny> thats like religion without blatant lies and weak unrealistic stories |
#53326 (342/468) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JokerzWild> my sis went into court today
<JokerzWild> with 1 charge
<JokerzWild> came out with 4Comment: irc.crazyass.net #crazyass
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#53323 (369/493) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<beezlebub>hey, anyone know a good way to get blood out of car seat fabric?
<mooT>o.0
<BUST2>...
<ninWed>...
<beezlebub>nm, wrong chan.
<mooT>WHAT CHAN IS THAT OK IN! |
#53303 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Firewall> If i ever get fired from a company
<Firewall> Im going to go into the tech room and throw water on their hardware firewall.
<Firewall> And say "I just saved you millions by putting out that fire" |
#53290 (251/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Theropissed> wtf
<Theropissed> its like every nation that lost in world war 2 is fucked up
<Theropissed> Germany, Japan....italy even
<Theropissed> nasty italian porn where this dude stuffed his head into some girls vagina
<MavethTheAce> That was russian
<Theropissed> ....
<Theropissed> whats sad is
<Theropissed> you corrected me on that |
#53289 (94/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Cinsu> I'd love to see a warning on something where the background is flashing black and white and the text is flashing blue and red and it says "WARNING: If you are prone to epileptic seizures..." |
#53284 (156/316) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ShroomDuck> but the head we get here in ontario is fuckin horrible
<ShroomDuck> HEAT!
<ShroomDuck> I MEANT HEAT! |
#53283 (101/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* mademoiselle has quit IRC (Quit: boyfriend's horny, brb)Comment: #megatokyo on Aniverse
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#53280 (201/377) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Allies]stratus: how's everyone?
[Allies]iMmortal: im fine. feeling better than i did before. i just got off work
[Allies]stratus: things have been slow today
[Allies]Spinny: day after the holidays, everybody's busy at the retail stores returning everything
[Allies]iMmortal: yeah
[Allies]stratus: where do you guys work?
[Allies]iMmortal: UPS
[Allies]Spinny: fedex
[Allies]iMmortal: ...
[Allies]Spinny: ...
*iMmortal was betrayed by Spinny
[Allies]iMmortal: wtf!Comment: multiplayer games....so fun
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#53269 (289/447) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TMH> and now I will try a new combination!
<TMH> pringles
<TMH> and garlic and herb dip
* TMH steps forwards into a new frontier!
<TMH> OH MY GOD IT TASTES AWFUL
<@Jude> A new frontier of disgust?
<TMH> it's like eating solid semen
<@Jude> ... Ew.
<TMH> ... not that I have ever eaten solid semen
<@Jude> I was going to ask
<TMH> hm, I'm actually developing a taste for it
<TMH> oh my god I am developing a taste for what I just described as solid semen
<TMH> I AM CONFUSED |
#53253 (2/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hoolibear:> What woman do you know that can shake her tits, ass, and cock at you all at once? |
#53240 (306/456) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DaFool> i just bought a chip for my car from ebay...i fucking bought like 5 things off the guy and he was supposed to send the chip but jus sent a cd
<LinuxFox> how much did it cost?
<DaFool> it was only 20 bucks with shipping but still wtf he made like 500 bucks off me already
<LinuxFox> people dont understand EBAY ...you send money for a item..and if they dont send it all ebay can do is close down their store or their account and you can leave a negative remark lol NO CONSEQUENSES!
<DaFool> well the only thing i dont get is that on the cd all it is is a video of a guy laughing holding a 20 up close :/
<DaFool> who the fuck would buy that?
<Lemmiwinks> you seriously dont see where this is going? |
#53238 (144/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
aK\: last night i had a dream that i was searching the internet for some dll and couldn't find it, then someone sent it to me, then i ran outside and saw a tornado, which was only about 3ft wide at the bottom, tearing towards my house, so i panicked and was trying to think WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO because i didn't want to lose that dll, so i ran back inside and started to ftp it to my website but it was taking filezilla forever to open, then it finally did but i got scared the tornado was going to kill me, and then i woke up. |
#53214 (114/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<withnail> effexor sounds like a hacker drug |
#53212 (129/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Glass_Joe> god I'm such a nerd
<Glass_Joe> I was reading online about this ring from lord of the rings called "the dwarven ring of power", and how it supposedly augmented their fighting abilities
<Glass_Joe> and I said to myself "Haha, it's got +5 to strength", then I laughed like a donkey. |
#53205 (79/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ren[Spriting]> Mike Tyson only made one contribution to society worth giving.
<Ren[Spriting]> His NES boxing game.
<Retro> he bit somebody
<Retro> oh |
#53204 (106/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Tempus_Vernum> my sister just had to be romantic and married at new years of all times
<@lolli> hehe that's very romantic
<@bc> better be in a safe place
<@Tempus_Vernum> safe place?
<@bc> dont want to be out wondering around the roads on new years now ..... around here at least.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh
<@Tempus_Vernum> we'll be fine
> Whois: Tempus_Vernum is ~Squidgy@p175-tnt1.dun.ihug.co.nz on @#ataricc
<@bc> meh, you are in New Zealand anyhow
<@bc> its different there.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh sure... if you drive off a cliff a mass of sheep will be sure to break your fall |
#53174 (116/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nsasch> I don't do sports. I fly.
<lucas> i do that too
<nsasch> airplanes?
<lucas> LSDComment: irc.vaccus.com / #main
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#53196 (156/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Whoreo> Can someone help me with my keyboard?
<@auryx> Whoreo - what's wrong w/ it?
< dz> sticky keys
< Whoreo> well its kind of embarassing.... I just go this computer for christmas yesterday...
< Whoreo> and I was downloading porno
< Whoreo> and i had an accident on the number part of the keyboards
< Whoreo> and now they dont work
< dz> wow that was supposed to be a joke
<@auryx> lol
< dz> I didn't expect it to be accurate :/Comment: undernet/#computerhelp
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#53191 (-7/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-!- mgm [~mgm@84.17.81.68] has joined #cisco
< mgm> I've a basic question about networking. How can network analyzer software packages (iris/etherape etc.) running on switch port 1 can 'listen' or 'learn' about other peers on a 'switch' ?
< jlott__> 'haha' 'retard'
<@hMz> wow.
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#53189 (18/358) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hajuu> Man I love it at my work when old ladies call me a gentleman... Makes me wanna fuck. |
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