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#55452 (242/466) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<warewolf> haha
<warewolf> I had a coworker who after seeing the sixth sense started acting all freakey around the office
<warewolf> one day he finally let out the joke
<warewolf> he walked up to me, and whispered into my ear (sounding EXTREMELY afraid)
<warewolf> "I see ...GAY PEOPLE!"
<bendy24> you know that the guy the kid talked to in the movie was actually dead...
<bendy24> and didnt know it
<bendy24> so that means...Comment: #linode
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#55369 (328/468) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@shea> WTF
<@shea> i'm subbing for my 'boss' today because he's out
<@shea> and i was doing something for someone else on his computer
<@shea> and i noticed on his desktop there's a quake3 icon
< Tominator> found porn?
<@shea> but it's not called quake3
<@shea> it's called
<@shea> 'Kicking Shea's Ass'
<@shea> :[ |
#55352 (117/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tom> can we make a hoax on blitzed.org
<grifferz> maybe you could announce my death in a news item
<tom> I wouldn't want to let people down
<tom> when they find it isn't true |
#55564 (333/479) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Swishy> the star trek article on wikipedia
<Swishy> is larger than the intercourse article
<Swishy> SURPRISE! |
#55411 (273/461) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ekoms> whats the time?
<yuriks> 16:24
<ekoms> am?
<yuriks> >_> |
#55385 (213/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Andross> I just downloaded some perfectly legal software
<Andross> and they pakced it into segmented zips... containing segmented rarsComment: #qc
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#55374 (230/414) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jess_school> I'm about to go watch a girl defend her thesis
<KainX> Of all the things I could watch a girl do, "defend her thesis" isn't at the top of the list. |
#55361 (127/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fruitkat> i think i laughed because it was coupled with the word butter. butter pickle. hehe.
* pickle slowly walks away whilst smiling and nodding...
<fruitkat> :)
<fruitkat> im not CRAZY
<fruitkat> now im imagining a pickle smiling and nodding
<fruitkat> STOP IT!Comment: #qx
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#55298 (220/460) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ChibiDazzy|SH> Time to finally finish Sonic Herpes.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> ...
<ChibiDazzy|SH> . . . . .
<ChibiDazzy|SH> dude
<Zero7> ...
<Zero7> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Zero7 falls out of chair
<ChibiDazzy|SH> thats awesome.
<Zero7> GREATEST. TYPO. EVER.
<Proth> XDDDD
<CtrlAltDestroy> Sonic Herpes? That was so totally intentional.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> O and P are right by each other
<ChibiDazzy|SH> its an easy mistake
<CtrlAltDestroy> Oh. |
#55613 (360/512) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Spoonman> it's wonderful when you log into IRC and the nickname reads: "dirtyslut"
<Spoonman> i'm going to have a talk with my girlfriend right now |
#55591 (239/427) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Mattias: i still say i get a siren and tie it to my belly and get some deeeep pocket pants full of change. Then i walk past a hobo on the street and when he asks me for some spair change i am going to put the siren on and start throwing change at him yelling " YOU WON THE JACKPOT" |
#55584 (203/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
xeno: *note to self, driving makes distances seem very short, will use that knowledge next time before taking a 'short run' * |
#55178 (-6/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wiz_KeeD> what's the equivalent of net view from win in knoppix?
<Phate> 'man net'
<Wiz_KeeD> dude
<Wiz_KeeD> it said FORMATTING...Comment: #Linux - irc.hackthissite.org
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#55422 (422/606) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Modoc> I had a person ask me at work how I learned about computers. and I said you remimber dating in HS he sead yes. And I sead I don't.Comment: #mIRC :)
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#55338 (354/498) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Da5id> So, this 13 year old kid was bitching about how metallica sold out and stuff and how terrible it was to have your idols become lame when you're his age
< Da5id> my response was, "Yeah man, I know, I remember when metallica sold out when I was your age too" |
#55316 (187/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days.
<Analogy> DAYS.
* silentjoe backs away from analogy
<Analogy> My hair has so much oil in it, Bush is gonna invade it next. |
#55309 (115/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zymph_> java kid... he is a kid of java? who is the mother/father ? :P
<T2k> hatred and pain |
#55291 (181/323) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Noia> now I have to get dressed to go to the kitchen to get a new drink >.<
<myarray> why can't you be nakid in your own house?!
<Noia> I live in a flat with a few other people
<myarray> ah
<Noia> they might be a little disturbed if I start walking around in my underwear :P
<myarray> you never know, they might like it :)
<Noia> thats what I'm afraid of :P |
#55289 (700/834) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pssh> tonight i was watching tv and eating some chinese food
<pssh> my three year old walks in and i turn around and say "Here, want some?" and she just starts crying and runs out of the room
<pssh> my wife barges in and starts yelling at me for scaring her like that
<pssh> turns out my daughter came in asking if i had seen the cat |
#55285 (357/499) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lowlypeon> You know the other day, I saw a bumper sticker "I earn it here, I spend it here - USA" And a little flag.
<Lowlypeon> On a fucking MAZDA |
#55281 (132/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* eldan screams at all of his computers at once
-!- eldan [eldan@frog-BE65CD8.sea1.dsl.speakeasy.net] has quit [Quit: eldan]
< AmishOne-work> aparently, they heard him.
< Jesus> dang.
< Jesus> never lip off at your computers I guess. |
#55277 (151/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@r0ger> i'm looking at the michigan sex offenders list
<@r0ger> and i already found 6 people i know
<@r0ger> 2 of them i work/worked with
<@ne0n> haha
<@shadow> LOL
<@shadow> nice
<@gHoTi> its cheatin to include yourself in people you have worked with ;)
<@shadow> roflComment: #m1k3y
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#55260 (7/1063) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MrEcho> you know when your a true geek when you start naming DB tables as unix things... like init
<sev> or like.. when you have database tables |
#55247 (286/432) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Jarn> My entire belief system is under attack.
<wotnarg> ?
<@Jarn> I just found a microsoft product that is not only easy, but GOOD. :/
<@Jarn> I can't believe it.
<@Jarn> Has everything I've stood for... been a lie?
<@Jarn> Curse you, Windows Movie Maker 2.1! You are shaking the foundations of my life!
<@Jarn> Help me!
<@Jarn> What do I do? What do I believe? I'm so confused!
<wotnarg> Don't worry...
<wotnarg> It was probably made by a small company that was bought out.
<wotnarg> Like Halo.
<@Jarn> Thank you, I believe I understand now.
<@Jarn> My faith was shaken, but came out stronger in the end.Comment: #wotlinux
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#55223 (187/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< finn> I let god decide if I'm going to school tomorrow or not, by just not setting an alarm
< finn> "if god wanted me to be in school today, he woulda woken me up" |
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