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#56620 (295/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Br0> Who DOESNT want a laptop that doubles as an easybake oven?
<@Br0> I mean come on
<@Br0> cupcakes while playing doom 3?
<@Br0> I know I want them
<%conscio> bake at UT2003 for 45 minutes
#56552 (49/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WildTangent> youve stolen my thunder by insulting yourself...damn
<nauseaboy> bwahahaa! beware my terrible hatred for my ownself!
<nauseaboy> I am an impenetrable fortress of self loathing!
#56538 (224/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
+PrinceVen : porn spam just doesn't make sense anymore
+PrinceVen : "You always wanted to use your penis as a billard's cue"
#56484 (383/511) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShakespeareFan00> Is there a list of known troublemakers somewhere?
<ShakespeareFan00> So that the relative newbies like myself can avoid them...
<zocky> ShakespeareFan00, if you're using a standard IRC client, there's a list on your right.
Comment: #wikipedia
#56475 (463/585) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+PeterFA> I'm naked.
<+zinx> whoever invented text-only communication
<+zinx> ruled
#56465 (244/446) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- EvilTaxi [blah@eviltaxi.rh.rit.edu] has joined #Ikaruga
-!- EvilTaxi [blah@eviltaxi.rh.rit.edu] has left #Ikaruga []
< snacky> and don't come back
< NuclearDog> Yeah. Asshole.
< snacky> seriously
< snacky> that guy makes me sick
-!- EvilTaxi [blah@eviltaxi.rh.rit.edu] has joined #Ikaruga
< snacky> hello friend
< EvilTaxi> hello
< snacky> let's trade dessert recipes please
#56459 (666/778) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@the_unknown> watching the history channel, tis a show on "the antichrist"
<@the_unknown> just went to a commericial break with the messag
<@the_unknown> message
<@the_unknown> "The antichrist is brought to you by Lexus"
<@bockman> haha
#56454 (209/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Boche slaps wanks around a bit with a large trout
<Boche> how do i change weapon? someone?
#56434 (86/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> George Bush wants to eat at that "New Delhi" that he's heard so much about
#56423 (364/520) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Nick) hahah wtf
(Nick) girl on tv singing
(Nick) "id like to dedicate this song to my parents. i wouldnt be here tonight without them."
(Nick) NO SHIT LADY
#56417 (252/420) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beeble_> skip you're cute
<skippy_> i'm 5ft tall
<skippy_> i have to be cute
<skippy_> or live under a bridge
<skippy_> and eat goats
<skippy_> i went with cute
<Beeble_> good choice
<skippy_> i'm beginning to rethink that
<skippy_> chicks don't like cute guys
<skippy_> they like bad guys
<skippy_> "have you seen any goats around?"
<skippy_> that would be a great pickup line
#56416 (472/570) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DietPop> ahahha my neighbor is a dumbass
<DietPop> a couple weeks ago he was getting ready to bbq and i was outside walking my dog, and i saw him putting lighter fluid on it
<DietPop> i'm looking at him and i say "doug i think you're using too much lighter fluid on that grill"
<DietPop> he's like "well the charcoal is moist from the rain last month so i need more fluid on it"
<DietPop> i could have told him that it'd probably do fine, but instead i said "yeah, you're probably right"
<DietPop> i think he finished off the bottle, strikes a match..
<DietPop> the next thing i see is a good sized fireball which singes most of the hair on his head
<DietPop> he freaks out and knocks over the grill...spills out on the lawn and the lawn catches on fire
<DietPop> i'm laughing so hard i could barely run over there and hose him and the lawn down
<DietPop> best day ever
<DietPop> to top it off, yesterday he brought home a new propane grill
#56413 (127/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[DJF] Blake, maybe demons have infiltrated ur computer
[+Blake[LTD]] i seriously doubt it
[+Blake[LTD]] i have exorcism software
[DJF] omg the best kind ?
[+Blake[LTD]] compiled by the pope
#56410 (113/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PRoger> i recently purchased a broken dell laptop. the screen was broke. so i ordered a new one. i know how to fix that, but on my quest to hide the fact that i have a dell product (i despise dell), i decided to paint it, and maybe drill a hole for an acrylic window. nobody has them in laptops.
<PRoger> well, i took it all apart painted it...all that fun stuff. now its mostly back together and it works. but only off the battery, not wall power.
<PRoger> my desktop also decided to die as well.  so i have 1.75hours of battery/computer time left.
<PRoger> aw man I just noticed my battery has dead cells.  it just went from 56% to 0% dammit!!
*** Quit: PRoger (Ping Timeout: 54 Seconds)
<snorlax> ouch.  I was actually going to stop idling and try to help him until I saw that his laptop battery was the only source of power.
#56408 (212/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JennyWang08: i think ihave
JennyWang08: starting to have
JennyWang08: problems communicate
QreepyBORIS: Really.
#56407 (277/439) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thefwf> "Hello. I am very interested in this item and may be able to meet you in person to collect the hair, or possibly shave it off myself? How old are you? Thank you."
<thefwf> That's what I get for selling my chest hair on eBay
#56396 (684/802) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<predation> so I'm at work and this kid rings the bell on the counter RIGHT behind me
<predation> the kid goes "SORRY" when I turn around
<predation> kid's mom goes "sorry isn't an excuse when you do something stupid on purpose"
<predation> i'm putting it on a t-shirt
#56387 (119/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<papasurf> how do i use irc to search for and download legitimate materials?
#56383 (501/669) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<psych> Gah.
<psych> !8ball Why won't my fucking email send?!
<ChanServ> psych: Outlook not good.
<psych> ...
#56372 (190/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BinGOs> heh anyways this is for an assignment ?
<xaez> yeh, for an assignment
<BinGOs> we used to have printer bins for output at uni. I used to just wait until other people printed their assignments out and got to the printer bins before them.
<BinGOs> work smarter not harder.
#56360 (127/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<segin> what is conky?
<tsunam> conky = a nice little display for various information about your computer
<segin> can i use it to watch pr0n?
<tsunam> it can tell you how much of your computer is being used for watching the pr0n
<segin> blah, i already know how much of my computer is being used to watch pr0n: not enough!
#56390 (248/438) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ELLIS THOMAS : My question is HOW CAN I SWEAR ON BBERG?
BLOOMBERG HELP DESK : Hello Ellis, there are certain words that are restricted on Bloomberg's messaging system.  If you would like to simulate a swear word, you can substitute a letter with a symbol, such as an asterisk
ELLIS THOMAS : THANK YOU, THAT'S F*CKING FANTASIC.
BLOOMBERG HELP DESK : Is there anything else I can assist you with?
#56361 (298/464) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
AMPlifier47: I have so little room left on my computer
AMPlifier47: I tried to save a 200-character .txt file
AMPlifier47: and I did not have enough free space
AMPlifier47: I just deleted an empty folder to make room for it.
#56333 (409/517) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Analogy> Hahaha, we played the best prank today
<Analogy> I was doing a T-Wolves show for FSN, and me and a couple of the other camera guys decide to freak out our engineer
<Analogy> We put a camera on the ground like it was unattended and held some saran wrap in front of the lens, then we gave this kid a sharpie and had him draw on the saran wrap so it looked like he was drawing on the lens
<Analogy> These lenses run like $30k, by the way
<Analogy> The engineer was back in the truck and he saw this happening on one of the monitors, he BURSTS out of the truck and runs full-tilt onto the court.
<Analogy> And we had another camera pointed at the entrance with one of the videotape guys recording it back in the truck
<Analogy> It's great, the engineer kicking our asses is the first item on tonight's basketball game highlight reel
#56328 (145/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CarbonCpy> I used to have Raggedy Anne & Andy on tape.  It's not gay for me to admit that, is it?
<Og|Oggilby> no
<Og|Oggilby> I used to have it
<egg> 2 gays don't make a straight
Comment: #gbs-tv
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