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#58058 (193/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Clipse> J_0(t)
<RuneCaster> ...
<Clipse> that's a function, not a smiley
<RuneCaster> Is that an equation or an emote? -.-
<Clipse> ;p
<RuneCaster> ok just checking
<RuneCaster> For a moment it sort of looked like a "Unimpressed because my left ear and part of my head were bitten off" face |
#57958 (141/349) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
rcaron: remember, everything the MPAA touches is copyrighted
Toba: even toilet paper patterns
rcaron: Copyright (C) 2006 - MPAA/rcaron <======= seee?
Toba: D:
Toba: you're making me feel dirty
rcaron: and yes, i did make a deal with the devil (in the pale moonlight noless)
robert: rcaron, you let the mpaa touch you?
Toba: show us where the mpaa touched you on the dollComment: #wpi
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#57948 (195/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< bubbly> Vermont Democrats Call for Bush Impeachment
< clem> impeachment always provokes the image of a president stoned to death with peaches |
#57940 (140/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
+ chedder - you know what would be the best defacement
+ chedder - if you print a screenshot of the website, wipe your ass with it, scan it and replace there website with that one image
+ chedder - of the site
+ chedder - with shit smeared all over it
% dDevil - Lmao
% dDevil - I must say, that is a good idea.
+ chedder - except it would get your scanner all pooey |
#57863 (162/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> holy shit, I finally found out why my toe hurts like hell
<Trinexx> somewhere between the computer and the bathroom, I lost a toenail |
#57705 (300/486) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<apeiron> Chewie[]: all four of my grandparents died because of cancer
<incarnadine> YOU HAD 4 GRANDPARENTS!??!
<incarnadine> er... wait
<incarnadine> nevermind |
#57699 (215/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< plasmadis> Woman successfully smuggles gun into prison by hiding it in the one place only a woman can hide an object. Is found out after gun fires when she tries to sit down
< plasmadis> pwned |
#58083 (164/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryon> Why, when I type <ctrl>-d, does dbx say "use `exit'"?
<Pryon> Why not just exit, you stupid-ass program?
<kjdavies> Pryon: ^D is 'End of File' in UNIX
<kjdavies> in many shell-type programs (including FTP, psql, and SQL*Plus, in UNIX), ^D will end the session
<Pryon> kjdavies: Yes, I wanted to end the session. If dbx knows this, why does it tell me to do something else? It's just st00pid
<Pryon> It's like dbx wants you to use a safe word, and assumes you're just enjoying the pain when you say "stop now" |
#57944 (319/765) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@stunty> i gave my gf 100 bux to buy me a dvd play that played divx and xvid
<@stunty> she comes back with a small pink dvd player
<@stunty> and said she saved me 50 bux |
#57886 (262/434) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Una> billions and billions of years from now, when the universe ends in the big crunch, I dont think anythings going to matter anymore
<plantlife> great pun |
#57854 (156/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RuKK> now, as far as measuring the temp of them
<RuKK> your pain threshhold is around 65-75 celcius
<RuKK> thats too hot.
<RuKK> so - the rule of thumb for voltage regulators being - much like sex - if it hurts, it may be a problem.Comment: #hardware on efnet
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#57701 (231/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< withnail> i bet professional wrestlers talk all in caps |
#58364 (169/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Irishblood is now known as talkin_to_cops
<talkin_to_cops> be back in a very long time |
#58053 (273/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Dodgepot> holy shit..
<+Dodgepot> I have a daughter
<+Dodgepot> bbs |
#57801 (207/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pram_handle> Google Ad:
<pram_handle> ESSAY PROOFREADERS: Our Expert Service Let's (sic) you kick back while we read! |
#57624 (199/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough money to pay for it right away
<Teepo_> and without thinking.. i went online to try to buy money
<Teepo_> i was like. WTF.. this isn't an online game
<Teepo_> this is real life |
#58096 (166/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TehSchoom> Dijon Vu...
<TehSchoom> The same mustard, again and again |
#58082 (356/518) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Emerl> Ok, so I ordered pizza from Dominos last night. (It's the only place in town that delivers.)
<Emerl> When the delivery guy walks up, I notice two weird things. 1. He's not wearing a name tag. 2. He is fat and has pizza stains on his shirt
<Emerl> So then I take the pizza and pay. He's squirming, real suspicious-like. When he gets the money, he runs out and gets into his car, and does a burnout as he accelerates away.
<Emerl> I open the pizza box and it looks like fucking Pac-man
<Emerl> This fucker got hungry and ate my pizza
<Emerl> Anyway, I reported him and got him fired
<Emerl> Apparently, this wasn't the first time this happenedComment: ...
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#57922 (620/746) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xshare> We met at a homecoming, danced all night and hung out afterwords at a mutual friends house
<Xshare> as I was leaving, (had to go), I asked for her number and realized I didnt remember her name
<Xshare> I put it in under "Girl"
<tethra> haha
<Xshare> and then she asked me how I spelled it.
<tethra> hahahah
<Xshare> I probably woulda lost any chance right there, but
<Xshare> her friend goes "Isn't it with two Ls"?
<Xshare> and she goes, no, "it's camile with one l"
<Xshare> and I got my ass saved
<Xshare> we've been going out for 6 monthsComment: #maddox
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#57881 (524/678) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- ians [~ians@206.73.209.94] has joined #berg
< ians> :-(
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?
< ians> My name is depressing.
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay" |
#57867 (454/618) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blabber> i just started working out, to get me some muscle and feel confident
<Blabber> so after the first time, i come home and look at myself in the mirror
<Blabber> to see if there is already improvement
<Blabber> my mom steps in and says "you look good enough to play in a warmovie"
<Blabber> so she boosts my confidence and i say thx! like a sergeant you mean?
<Blabber> and i swear to god then she says: no like a concentration camp victim
<Blabber> she left the room laughing her ass off... |
#57865 (103/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thero> The day i suck cock is the day chicken is available in slurpee form. |
#57847 (276/464) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Goat25) what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ?
(Goat25) answer: pi z z a |
#57808 (167/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<flatface> I had a fucking HORRIBLE monitor for the longest time
<flatface> 14", tube was scratched, picture was fuzzy and fading, the plug was so loose I had to adjust it for 5 minutes every day, one side was partially discoloured, the "frame" was cracked, it was analog, it made a buzzing noise...
<flatface> was there anything else wrong with it, dex? I can't remember
<@robodex> no flat I think you covered it
<@robodex> but let's not forget pornmonitor
<@robodex> the one with boobies burnin
<flatface> That was a monitor I got used
<flatface> and returned in a day
<@robodex> yeah.
<@robodex> you bought a used monitor and it had porn burn in
<flatface> yeah
<flatface> that's after the death of my 14"
<@robodex> I woulda kept it tbh
<flatface> ha
<@robodex> it'd save me a lot of bandwidth :P |
#57805 (360/534) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Soopie has joined #perl
<Soopie> I HATE PERL
<Soopie> ITS A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A REAL LANGUAGE
<Soopie> WITH ITS OBFUSCATED PUNCTUATION AND CRAP
<fr_gment> length q bless glob and print chr oct ord q mkdir m and print chr ord q xor x and print chr ord q q q and print chr ord uc q map m and print chr ord q qw q and print chr ord q each le and print chr ord q my alarm and print chr oct oct ord uc qw q for q
<fr_gment> Soopie: Run that. No punctuation at all. Nice and elegant.
<Soopie> ...
<Soopie> IT PRINTS FUCKING "GO AWAY"!?Comment: Run it and see!
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