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#60446 (266/506) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Celestar> I can't believe this
<Celestar> I'm sitting in front of my screen with a magnifying class an count pixels
<Prof_Frink> 1020..1021..1022..1023! The bastards! |
#60444 (265/543) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jonathan> my gf has nice boobs
<jonbo> that's nice to know
<Jonathan> no problem.. :D
<[Ex0r]> so does mine
<Jonathan> nice nipples too
<[Ex0r]> mine too
<Jonathan> Wait, exor your gf doesnt live in Lower Marion right?
<[Ex0r]> yes, she does
<jonbo> Exor doesn't know
<Jonathan> uhm.. her name isn't Suzie is it?
<jonbo> that his gf and jonathan
<[Ex0r]> ...
<[Ex0r]> yes, it is suzie
<Jonathan> Fuck you.
<jonbo> do it in his van every sunday?
<[Ex0r]> you bastard |
#60442 (328/548) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Splunge: perfect, mission accomplished
Splunge: I've just modified my CTCP Finger response
Splunge: now, every time someone fingers me, it'll tell them my current Purity score, and then decrement it by 0.2%
Splunge: so the more I get fingered, the less pure I become |
#60441 (267/529) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quietus> I'm still banned from #idiots-club >:(
<factnfiction101> Maybe your to big of an idiot?
<orb> Maybe you're* too* big on an idiot
<Quietus> Maybe you're too big of* an idiot
<orb> >:| |
#60378 (180/452) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OpZChAoS> hands up anyone who has ever stuffed up a linux installation
* SKoRM puts hands up
<Peppery> never :)
<SKoRM> put a finger up for every time your windows has crashed?
* SKoRM puts up 17
<Peppery> cant...
<Peppery> fingers dont go that high |
#60376 (578/800) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@timmo> "Adventurer" (in video games) is a euphemism for "Violent kleptomaniac" |
#60704 (391/573) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Blackstrat04: i have a headache though, thats pretty cool
dbounce09: that sucks
dbounce09: have some excedrin w/ a beer... that should do it
Blackstrat04: im at work
Blackstrat04: i dont have any excedrin |
#60437 (331/521) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[pd] fuck
[pd] i just remembered why i never got on aim/msn any more
[pd] fuckin people talk to me
[pd] HEY MAN LONG TIME NO SEE
[pd] for a reason you fuckfaces! |
#60332 (259/501) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gorg> im 6'5"
<Gorg> ladies call me the gentle giant
<moses> ladies call me the genital giant |
#60330 (2341/2949) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evilAdmin> ...
<evilAdmin> Never seen that one before.
<evilAdmin> Got back from meeting with a friend, who wanted to show me some $35K Server systems in a datacenter basically underground downtown that he is a part of.
<evilAdmin> During the tour, I'm like "Dude- is that a pizzabox inbetween those 4U servers?", and he's like "Yup. Want some lunch?". Pulls the box out, grabs a slice. I already ate, so I passed.
<evilAdmin> He says that the $20K 8x Opteron boxes generate lots of heat, and thus keep the Pizza warm.
<evilAdmin> I'm like "Don't Oppies have PowerNow or some AMD cooler shit?", and he's like "Yeah, but we run SETI/Prime95 to keep the pizza hot".
<evilAdmin> :\ |
#60320 (288/542) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PLUN> I've just had a vision of my future
<PLUN> Founder and proprieter of the internets' biggest Starcraft hentai site
<PLUN> On the upside, I'd stand to make a ton of money...
<PLUN> ...on the flipside, i'd be the Founder and proprieter of the internets' biggest Starcraft hentai siteComment: Chugworth.com
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#60524 (284/466) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jane: Random question for you.
Harald387: Random answer for you.
Jane: WoW - Rogue or Mage for highest DPS?
Harald387: HOONGA OONGA OOGA CHAKA |
#60519 (128/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dekkon> i just got gas for $2.58
<Rjx> he bought mexican foodComment: #geekissues
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#60487 (121/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Pan Man 120: oh it was so funny
Pan Man 120: i finished on her stomach right
Pan Man 120: and shes like
Pan Man 120: "we need to talk...i feel something has come between us" |
#60481 (199/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tycho> This game has RABID NERDS. SCARY!
<Rickton> heh
<Rickton> The Nerd's attack should be something like
<Rickton> "He engages you in a discussion about the relative merits of Star Trek and Star Wars."
<Rickton> "Your brain bleeds."Comment: #xenos on irc.uplinklabs.net
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#60470 (673/807) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ina> got a problem with that file stuff
<Alex> what?
<Ina> yeah, always tells me that the files are too large
<Alex> well, send them separately or compress them
<Ina> but I've already pushed them closer to each other
<Alex> pushed them closer??
<Ina> yeah, on the screen, you know
<Alex> ???
<Ina> those symbols, you know, I've put them closer to each other, now they take up less room
<Alex> you've... pushed together... the images... the symbols...?
<Ina> YEAH! Now they need less space, don't they?
<Alex> ...*bangs head on table* |
#60419 (154/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
FJguy2001: have you started writing yet?
ctrL aLt deL 190: no im doing my senior photo
FJguy2001: ??
ctrL aLt deL 190: had to remove the "unlawful to copy" with photoshop
FJguy2001: ahhhhhahahahhahahahahahhaha |
#60345 (171/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zackeh> Shit. Gym assignment.
<zackeh> Why would you need good flexibility in your regular lifestyle?
<zackeh> In case I find a $50 bill on the floor?...and need to bend to pick it up.
<darkmonkey> SEX LOL
<darkmonkey> say sex...DO ITDOITDOITDOIT
<zackeh> Okay. I'll write something + sex
<darkmonkey> for wierd positions
<zackeh> LOL.
<darkmonkey> like when she has her feet over your shoulder
<darkmonkey> so she has a better orgasm
<darkmonkey> (fuck that's good.)
<zackeh> LOLOL.
<zackeh> LMAO.
<darkmonkey> say that..see what your gym teacher says
<zackeh> Done. Having improved flexibility can help you throughout your daily activities. Examples of activities that require a good flexibility is during sexual intercourse. For instance, each position needs good flexibility to acquire the perfect "feeling." One being when the girl has her feet over your shoulder, which results in an extreme orgasm.
<zackeh> He'll probably laugh. My gym teacher is a joker. |
#60317 (280/506) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Tocsin> I saw that article about those surgeries they do
<+Tocsin> fuck, I couldn't tell the difference between the fake one and the real one..
<+Tocsin> I mean it got me to thinking..
<+Tocsin> How many men I've been with... and what's the chance that one of 'em mighta been a woman before.
<+Tocsin> ...FUCK I mean that the other way aroundComment: Tocsin is an alcoholic
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#60302 (509/661) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Babushka> i have to piss
<nash> then go piss :P
<Babushka> i can't
<nash> why not
<Babushka> because...there's a baby spider that is using my right pant's leg as a mooring for his web...i don't want to ruin his work
<nash> ahhaha
<Babushka> i haven't left this seat for nearly three hours. i better have a damn good excuse for my husband when he gets home and asks why the fuck i pissed myself |
#60290 (289/543) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Foxy> And I am sitting in math next to the hottest chick ever cuz the teacher said thats the only thing that will keep me awake :/
<_Foxy> I was always sleeping and man...my dick is in pain after 2 hours next to her with her miniskirt!
<_Foxy> damn I'm gonna watch some more porn
<_Foxy> brb |
#60285 (359/649) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bozbozboz> I have chickens
<Bozbozboz> they're cute and fluffy
<Bozbozboz> ickle baby yellow ones
<Diggeh> you mean nuggets?
<Bozbozboz> nuggets are not chicken, fool
<Diggeh> a baby chicken is a nugget
<Garg> Since when?
<Diggeh> i'm sure it is. if a baby chicken isn't a nugget wtf is it?
<lottie_pants> i think it's 'chick'
<Bozbozboz> I thought it was a chick
<Diggeh> then whats a chicken nugget? :/
<Garg> A small nibble made from processed chicken bits?
<Diggeh> ohhh
<Diggeh> fs
<Diggeh> DON'T JUDGE MEComment: He really thought nuggets were baby chickens
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#60275 (21/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bjarni> XeryusTC: the reason for your project is failing is that you want to get a life and your progress is to make a homepage and get people from IRC to read it |
#60331 (486/658) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brisbane> I got a knock on my door and as i was expecting a girlfriend I was naked, I opened it and it was two Jehova Witnessees. Needless to say they didnt stay long and never came back. |
#60310 (2434/3212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkArchon> She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit
<DarkArchon> Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
<DarkArchon> I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
<DarkArchon> She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
<DarkArchon> I told her that was what the beer was for.
<DarkArchon> I don't think she's coming back....Comment: irc.archspace.org 6666 #archspace
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