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<_Foxy> And I am sitting in math next to the hottest chick ever cuz the teacher said thats the only thing that will keep me awake :/
<_Foxy> I was always sleeping and man...my dick is in pain after 2 hours next to her with her miniskirt!
<_Foxy> damn I'm gonna watch some more porn
<_Foxy> brb
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