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#60287 (361/535) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elly> hmm
<Elly> how expensive are 3ds max and photoshop?
<Eldritch> free :P
<Elly> no seriously
<Eldritch> I am serious
<Elly> why would photoshop be free?
<Elly> 3ds max definitely isn't free
<[Bond]> free.
<Eldritch> Elly bitrorrent
<[Bond]> heh
<Elly> I want a legit copy
<Eldritch> oh lol what for?
<Elly> Photoshop CS2 is $650
<Elly> who are they kidding
<Elly> I'm not buying that
* Elly fires up BitTorrent

#60282 (385/581) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Kodan882: Once a long time ago, I was listening to a talk radio show.
Kodan882: THey werre talking about motorcycles, and a guy called in and screamed "PENIS!" and then hung up.
DragonOfLight121: ...
DragonOfLight121: LOL
Kodan882: The guys at the station were silent
Kodan882: Though, you could hear laughter in the background
DragonOfLight121: xD

#60274 (218/470) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ellipsis> hurra
<ellipsis> I've got 8 new computer books
<ellipsis> ^_^
<ellipsis> 9, actually, but one of them's Java.

#60271 (249/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ted> Ooh ooh! My cache has my credit card number it. Now I don't have to pull out my wallet. Thank you, Internet
<RayTracer> Now is that a bug or a feature?
<Ted> There's no privacy on the net anyway, so it defaults to a feature

#60269 (197/439) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@f0rked> looks like it tries to write a client that isn't there.
<@f0rked> w00t
<@f0rked> think I fixed it
<@f0rked> just wrote a quick wrapper func to check if the client is connected before sending.
<@damacus> yeah, always wrap your pipe before you upload your data.

#60255 (431/575) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< larsivi> heh, I talked to this sysadmin once who wondered where all the printers in his network came from ... it turned out his search script started at 10.226.0.69, and ended at .68, making him search the whole internet for unsecured printers ...
< larsivi> the search had taken 21 days ...Comment: #d @ freenode

#60175 (300/556) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NIM^Outithj> I parked the car and turned to her, by the time I turned my head her shirt was already half off
<NIM^Outithj> And she was like Touch my breast
<NIM^Outithj> I was like what?
<NIM^Outithj> She was like Touch my tits
<NIM^Outithj> so I started the car and drove her home
<Malawar> ...
<[JS]-nowhere> well that was anti-climatic
<NIM^Outithj> Once I started driving home she started on this complex like 'WTF, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY TITS? OMG THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME ISN'T THERE... ETC...'
<NIM^Outithj> So to shut her up, I reached over and grabbed one, and sweezed it twice, and on each squeeze I made the hook sound skeeter from that cartoon doug used to make
<NIM^Outithj> then put both hands back on the wheel like nothing had just happened :pComment: #empiresmod / gamesurge

#60160 (145/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[23:18:38] <Num43> ffs...fake upload...not working
[23:18:58] <Trinexx> so why dont you just... upload normally?
[23:19:03] <Trinexx> you know, seed for awhile
[23:19:08] <Trinexx> LIKE YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO
[23:19:12] <Trinexx> YOU GREEDY FUCK

#60133 (232/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96?
<Sam> Oh wait...
<Tim> :/ Thats a weird fetish and I don't want to know what it is :(

#60134 (277/439) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
star: if some girl sent you a text (assume that your a boy) and it said
star: "i feel like the cat who ate all the cream"
star: bearing in mind she just had a date
star: what would you think she meant?
Sophi x: i have no idea
star: well let me tell you what i sent back
star: "full of cream? i take it the date went well"
star: now she's calling me a perv :(

#60116 (184/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<beaux> Sometimes I think having a girlfriend is like a contract signed in blood or something.
<SaxxonPike> terms are subject to change without noticeComment: #misfix

#60114 (268/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
lowbacca1977: clearly, dating is a very odd thing
TwoTone Strauss: yeah. here's hoping i never have to be a part of it
lowbacca1977: never be a part of dating? going the mail-order bride route?
lowbacca1977: cuz i've got a 2 for 1 coupon if you're interested
TwoTone Strauss: no, i just hope to ....
TwoTone Strauss: uh
TwoTone Strauss: yeah, im not gonna talk to you anymore tonight

#60111 (16/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nach> I wonder in what weird cult the first person to shout "Holy Shit" was in.
<Dandylion> He was a Shitite

#60103 (225/427) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cpukiller> lol I was visiting a local university the other day with my school and shit
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> the 'tour guide' showed us iMac G3's
<cpukiller> and he was on about how these computers were so superior to any recent modern P4
<cpukiller> and how they had "billions more pixels"
<liquidplasmaflow> roflcopter
<cpukiller> and how the hardware for these G3's were so much more expensive
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> this dude coursed computer sciences .
<liquidplasmaflow> ...
<liquidplasmaflow> rethinking your school of choice?
<cpukiller> Yah, needless to say he changed his major over to Tourism and Hospitality
<cpukiller> this never was a school of choice, I was just visiting it 'cause they gave us free food and we got to see the corpses med students fuck around with

#59810 (121/483) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«Matt743434» My old name Matt74343 is banned from this room. I have to now use Matt743434
«@Trunks» ...
«@Trunks» you're not banned.
«@Trunks» you twit.
«Matt743434» My name Matt74343 is
«@Trunks» no, it isn't.
«@Trunks» the only name banned is "bigtitties"
«@Trunks» so, is your name "bigtitties"?
«Matt743434» no
«@Trunks» then you're not banned.
«@Trunks» idiot.
«Matt743434» Hey watch it.
«@Trunks» watch what? you display your ignorance?
«Matt743434» am i ignoring someone?
«@Trunks» ...

#60043 (373/519) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<withnail> this is weird, i've been having more of a social life recently and missed loads of irc, and when you come back it's like missing loads of episodes in a soap opera. new characters enter, people change. so anyway, anyone dead or anything?

#59840 (302/584) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< RichiH> imagine you are a reporter
< RichiH> a tornado hunter in the US
< RichiH> you see a person clinging to a lamppost, trying to survive
< RichiH> you are in a _heavy_ car, and thus totally save even right next to the eye of the thing
< RichiH> so you drive nearer to the scene
< RichiH> you see that the person trying to survive is george w. bush
< RichiH> so now you have two options:
< RichiH> either you save him, having him in debt forever, becoming famous for life and probably getting a large sum from him in return
< RichiH> or you let him die, making the pictures of your life, getting fame and money too, but having a very powerful clan against you for life
< RichiH> so, what do you choose?
< RichiH> video or photo?

#59780 (2324/3110) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Toba> how can you be decidedly and forcefully indifferent?
<est> I DON'T CAREComment: #qc

#59779 (438/644) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@turk]: i was in math class today and we were doing equations that allow us to decide the best price for a certain product
[@turk]: with a given amount of production cost, employee salaries, etc
[@turk]: so, the teacher asks, how can we minimize the production costs
[@turk]: someone yells out:
[@turk]: hire mexicans

#59757 (297/571) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadSkz> Row, row, row your boat
<MadSkz> Cuban refugees
<MadSkz> If you row fast enough
<MadSkz> You will reach the Keys.

#55588 (243/549) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
aishiteiru: So, I'm making a cake for my gf for valentine's day, right?
aishiteiru: Anyway... I start talking about how the smell is filling the house
aishiteiru: and it's making me hungry
aishiteiru: and then she asks what I'm making
aishiteiru: but I don't want to tell her, it's a surprise, right?
aishiteiru: so I say the first thing off the top of my head.
aishiteiru: "Chocolate boobies."
aishiteiru: She believed me.
aishiteiru: So then I started going on about how I was going to fill it with vanilla frosting
aishiteiru: and wondering about the logistics of attaching the nipple
aishiteiru: she COMPLETELY believed it all
aishiteiru: and she was freaking about it
aishiteiru: then I did that old line
aishiteiru: "...Hey? Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?"
aishiteiru: she got it at that point.
aishiteiru: Cake mix: $4.
aishiteiru: Frosting: $5.
aishiteiru: Convincing your girlfriend that you're making a chocolate boobie:
aishiteiru: Priceless.

#59761 (240/444) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<anotherpadawan> you know, the Nintendo DS ad campaign "Touching is good" is going to give whole new meaning to "blaming video games"...

#59753 (365/685) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Calamarain> Idiot. Someone told me that Schindler's list was a "box of tissues film"
<Calamarain> What a load of crap
<Calamarain> I only jerked off once.

#59739 (220/450) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Camper Man: There must have been a power outage
Camper Man: No ones online
Benbread: No, you're just unpopular

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