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#67325 (238/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Capn_Frink> Arr, we should mutiny and sail th' channel back to the safe haven of freenode!
<Bjarni> mutany is where you kill the captain....
<Capn_Frink> Aye.
<Capn_Frink> Oh, cockComment: official speak like a pirate day
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#67318 (128/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Anitox> IE doesnt support appendChild does it?
<StyleZed> my girlfriends womb does apparently.
<StyleZed> i've managed to append 2 so far.
<Biomech> ive managed to inheritChild myself :P |
#67276 (432/582) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* DreadPirate pictures the airline handing Mango a parachute and pointing her towards the door
Mango: DP: OI THERE! I'm very much male!
DreadPirate: oops :)
Mango: >.<
PinkFreud: at least I'm not the only one who makes that mistake. :P
DreadPirate: heh - glad to know I'm not alone as well
Mango: Hmm.
Mango: When you thought of me as a girl, was I pretty? |
#67273 (246/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<celti> Get lost in a forest for a few months. Sure way to shed some pounds.
<Strider> celti: I have protection against bein glost..
<celti> What, never leaving your keyboard?
<Strider> I keep a 6' fiber optic cable in my pack.. if I ever get lost, I just lay it on the ground, and within a few hours, there will be a backhoe there to cut it. |
#67259 (457/611) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Evenflow> gotta go clean up now, got a redhead coming tonight who likes to be told what to do ;)
<Ueda> tell her to clean up |
#67236 (107/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rewt`> I had you pictured as a big fat puerto rican
<paultech> and I had you down as a skinny indian
<paultech> Good friends we are |
#67118 (291/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[thrukriz] guys do you know how to use MYSQL?
[samble] 'fraid so
[thrukriz] afraid of what
[samble] you asking me shit about it |
#67098 (115/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<erf> You know, I never expected to spend my sundays arguing which character out of stargate is hotter. |
#67080 (300/518) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Inkyghost> Steve Irwin died the way he lived.
<Inkyghost> With animals in his heart. |
#67077 (263/407) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Clariax> M_Tabak fears paper cutters
<+M_Tabak> I don't like paper cutters. I think it's their attitude. They're all about destruction and tearing things apart. That's not what I'm all about. I'm about togetherness. You know who has it right? Staplers. Staplers, man. |
#67067 (116/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BamaWOLF> some bird just shit on me
<Mac-arena> Note: If vultures are circling overhead, you've been IRCing on the porch for too long.Comment: #adium on Freenode.
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#67052 (190/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jessecrouch> any of you ever play those mmorpg sex/relationship games?
<f0rked> like, myspace?Comment: #null
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#66954 (180/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* eml pokes suve in the eye
<@suve> :O
<@eml> No, you mean .O |
#66705 (176/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sean`Macmillan> In a consulting firm I worked for, they abbreviated "analysis" as "anal."
<Sean`Macmillan> So after a school survey was done, one of the items on the agenda was "School visits and follow-up anal." |
#63416 (163/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tpk> OH, Cascading Style Sheets...
<tpk> What CAN'T you do??
<tpk> The answer: nothing
<syc> rounded corners?
<tpk> fuck... |
#66457 (258/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HK> You mean all my unsanitary places?
<Thor> where the sun don't shine
<HK> I wonder how a nudist would react to that phrase
<Thor> there are still some places were the sun don't shine
<Thor> even when nude ;]
<HK> What if they practiced yoga?
<Thor> thanks for that mental image |
#66590 (193/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RealmRPGer> So I plugged in a new ethernet cable about half an hour ago. So far no disconnection problems
* RealmRPGer has quit (Ping timeout)
* DerPiestein coughs |
#63281 (187/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+syc> a lady having problems burning dvd's
<infralite> infra`: die
<+syc> in her cd-rw
<+syc> she said she keeps putting them in, and it keeps asking for more
<stutter_> syc: do you do support for non-clients of yours?
<+Two9A> huhu
<+syc> i guess nero says 'please insert a disc with enough space blah blah blah'
<+syc> so she she kept putting one after another into the drive
<+syc> until the door wouldn't open anymore |
#66618 (588/780) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheWickerMan> Please learn to read.
<TheWickerMan> Before you call anyone else a moron.
<RobotG> im not a moren
<RobotG> mrono
<RobotG> mrone
<RobotG> monor
<RobotG> mrnor
<RobotG> wops
<TheWickerMan> swing and a miss. |
#66600 (374/754) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Orb: HA YES
Orb: ASIANS IN AMERICA HAVE HIGHEST LIFE EXPECTANCIES
Orb: SUCK IT WHITIES |
#63019 (177/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheMaze> *sigh* my TV just restarted to finish installing windows updates
<TheMaze> I'm not sure if this is progress or notComment: Windows Media Center
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#63011 (249/385) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mikeash> ok, look, if there's a specific problem that prompted you to come in here
<mikeash> then you should actually *ask about your specific problem*
<mikeash> asking us extreme generalities when you have a specific issue at hand just frustrates people
<mikeash> it's like going up to a construction site, asking all the workers there, "how do I build a house?" and then once they've given you a bunch of advice you reveal that your circular saw is broken and you're wondering how to fix it |
#66436 (2271/3377) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wax_on_whack_off> men, my roommate had a fierce seizure in the bathtub
<iris23> that's really sad to hear, did you help him? Is he okay now?
<Wax_on_whack_off> he helped me actually
<iris23> ?
<Wax_on_whack_off> I threw in my dirty clothes... they are clean now
<iris23> you utter bastard!!!! that's not funny!!! >:( |
#66499 (287/407) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
jade: I was too lazy to get up and turn off the light, and there was an umbrella sitting beside me, so I put up the umbrella instead of turning out the light |
#65846 (150/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Digital> Tampons are lame.
<Sephiroth> it's the string that's a little bizarre
<Digital> Why is the string bizarre ?
<Sephiroth> I half expect that if I pull on it, my girlfriend will wind up and say something |
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