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#61924 (161/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadMax> Which is a better question to spend time and money thinking about:
<MadMax> How was the universe created?
<Catch-22> or, Are those real? |
#61921 (140/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rem0> the hitler miniseries was pretty cool
<ANGRY> damn i missed it, what happened? |
#61919 (169/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evalneb> what's the link to your site, david johnston?
<davidbloop> how'd u know my last name
<VerT`> davidbloop is davidbloop@1Cust216.tnt3.adl1.da.uu.net * David Johsnton
<Alizee> rofl david you spelt your name wrong
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#61916 (165/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<e|cel> who is ray charles ?
<e|cel> a musician i see
<TodesAngst> yeah, but he didn't |
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<EnderGT> When I was a kid I went with my dad to his job in facilities for a large company
<EnderGT> They had a bank of diesel-powered generators in their basement - huge 24-cylinder beasts
<EnderGT> On this trip there happened to be a 20 gallon bottle (think old water-cooler bottle) sitting on the floor with about 6 inches of diesel fuel in the bottom
<EnderGT> I inquired as to whether this was a safety hazard - and then watched as a co-worker deliberately struck a match and dropped it in the bottle
<EnderGT> The match fell to the liquid and was extinguished
<EnderGT> As a slightly older youth I attempted to repeat this experiment - only this time with a) a plastic container, b) gasoline, and c) outside on the driveway.
<EnderGT> I think my eyebrows grew back within a week or two |
#62582 (669/831) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TwiZted> i got a 137,000 point drift on nfsu 2
<kmi> I have 513'812 KB of free swap space.
<TwiZted> nobody bloody cares
<kmi> that's exactly my point |
#62507 (551/713) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
xTedHeadx: GNAAAAHHH CAT ON BACK
xTedHeadx: CATS ARE SHARP |
#61850 (272/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mr_flea> that and i think i tried to swallow something way too large for my throat when i was attempting to eat a fajita at a rate it was not designed to be eaten >.>
<mr_flea> thank god i don't have to get some sort of operation
* mr_flea painfully drinks more dr. pepper
<Ushanka> Flea, you might not take this really seriously, but I really hope you don't die
<Ushanka> It would suck to have "Cause of death: Fajitas" written on your death certificate |
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<hohum> so I've been working on this now for the last several hours
<hohum> all because of stupidity
<hohum> this is going to be so rewarding when I'm done
<hohum> and by rewarding, I mean anticlimatic :( |
#61709 (443/625) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ToxicFrog|AFK> Hmm.
<ToxicFrog|AFK> Ok, question for the USians in the channel.
<ToxicFrog|AFK> First of all, the background - as a dual citizen, once I reach a certain point, I have to file US income tax returns even if I don't actually owe any taxes. And my dad has been giving me an overview of the US tax system.
<ToxicFrog|AFK> So, my question is this:
<ToxicFrog|AFK> What the hell?
<MyCatOwnz> Bwahahahahaha!
<@Tekkie007> Always happy to lend a hand to the CAians.
<ToxicFrog|AFK> Is the IRS made up entirely of monstrosities from outside the walls of reality that are inimical to life as we know it?
<Geminii> Yes.
<pixel> Yep.
<Geminii> Next question?
<@Tekkie007> And you've caught on to our tax system amazingly fast.
<ToxicFrog|AFK> Does your government hate students? Were the tax forms copied from the crawling, N-dimensional writings of madness itself on the walls of Rl'yeh, or are they the result of some even more malevolent process?
<Geminii> Yes, yes, and yes.
* ToxicFrog|AFK flailsComment: #tsc on nightstar
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#61663 (213/457) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pm-> i am going into the bathroom now to count my money
<pm-> you guys ever do that?
<rigel> if by "count my money" you mean "masturbate" then yesComment: #philosophy
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<Squibby> our old CEO's wife had business cards printed out
<Squibby> CEE
<Squibby> Chief Executive of Everything
<Squibby> and whens she first told me what it meant
<Squibby> I laughed
<Squibby> and she didn't appreciate it because she was dead serious. |
#61619 (87/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@hkyhds> terminal is playing: Rage Against the Machine - Bullet in the Head (01:56/05:09)
<+Jimmothy> ::: #geekissues - We Don't Give A Fuck (About Your Shit Taste Mix) : 00:09 : 167kbps : Untitled CDS : 2006 ::: |
#61604 (101/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> there's a good rule for dealing with psychiatric doctors
<@Rjx> trust them about as far as their expensive sports cars would go on a gallon of gasComment: #geekissues
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#61602 (494/642) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Apophis> I think I need to trim my toenails.
<Apophis> either that or I'm a special kind of idiot
<Apophis> or both
<Apophis> my hand is bleeding from an 'unfortunate sock putting-on injury' |
#61575 (295/481) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SC ALTHACK: somehow emotional final goodbuys seem to have less meaning when you get home an hour later and can talk to the person online like nothing happened |
#61545 (410/584) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+DaDead> are you hot?
< sadaiy> if i was hot i wouldn't be looking for friends over the net |
#62761 (222/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Xop: Hey, I'm smooth when I want to be.
Xop: Fuck, I just cut myself. |
#62745 (272/476) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@_MB_) so
(@_MB_) how was thailand
(@Euan) pretty awesome actually
(@Euan) did loads and loads of cool stuff
(@Euan) how was internet
(@_MB_) pretty awesome actually
(@_MB_) did loads and loads of cool stuff
(@Euan) yeah?
(@_MB_) no :( |
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<@mr_white> i think my friend has ADD
<@mr_white> turn up at his house today
<@mr_white> he answers teh door with the left side of his face clean shaved
<@mr_white> and the right side has a beard
<@mr_white> and the chin is just stubble
<@mr_white> turns out he was shaving
<@mr_white> and mid-shave he needs a piss
<@mr_white> so he takes a leak then leaves
<@mr_white> forgets to finish the shave
<t0ks> rofl
<@mr_white> that's not the best part
<@mr_white> when i turned up it was 5pm
<@mr_white> he'd shaved at 11am
<@mr_white> and he'd been out to town etc during this 6 hour gap |
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<Dr_Pressure> just above the burgers section of the menu at TGI Friday's it says
<Dr_Pressure> "Your hands do all the work. Your mouth reaps all the rewards." |
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<mvz> my morning erection is my power on self testComment: #olsentwins
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<swight> Canadian television reports that one of a group of Toronto-area men now in custody on terror-related charges had enrolled in a flight training program as part of a plan to use aircraft in an attack on Canadian targets.
<Jimmothy> someone should "old" those terrorists
<Jimmothy> planes has so been done
<dekkon> planes as weapons is so 2001 |
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<hydro-> and the boss tells me i can use their parking lot to fuck bitches in my car |
#61358 (885/977) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< withnail> i read a true story in a book today, cracked me up. these guys are on a picket line for striking dock workers or something, and they have a snowman there with a toy cops helmet on and a frown made of stones there. anyway, a senior police officer in his range rover drives past and calls over some of the policemen supervising the picket asking about the snowman and saying he wanted it gone (what a dick) the other police said "well we feel a bit silly kicking down their snowman" so the top brass guy goes "fine! i'll do it myself!" and drives into the snowman......what he didn't know was
< withnail> that it was built over a concrete bollard. wrecked seven shades of shit out of his car |
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