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#73760 (20/494) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+psych0sys> as long as your farts dont smell like vasoline youre golden
<@Spirilis> what if they do?
<+psych0sys> means jk0s been watching you sleep |
#73744 (486/660) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tony-UH> today in a lecture... i was sitting in front of these 2 guys who were chatting quite loudly
<Tony-UH> they went on for a while
<Tony-UH> i was gonna turn to them and tell them to stfu
<Tony-UH> but then i heard another guy trying to say something to them
<Tony-UH> it was "excuse me guys, can you stop please, i'm trying to sleep here" |
#73512 (366/542) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Retro: I have discovered how life works.
Retro: "Men: No shirt, no service"
Retro: "Women: No shirt, free drinks!" |
#73493 (250/492) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<lypanov> dvi ports are female... right?
<JimPanic> ..eh...I don't want to know why you're asking this question. |
#73260 (205/475) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bill[Uni]> question what have i done wrong -> if($gst == 1) { $price = $price x 1.125; }
<Bill[Uni]> i keep getting unexpected T if errors
<PovAddict> are you trying to multiply?
<Bill[Uni]> yeah
<PovAddict> you're kidding with the x aren't you?
<Bill[Uni]> oh yeah
<Bill[Uni]> *
<Bill[Uni]> forgot
<PovAddict> o_oComment: irc.freenode.net/##php
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#73083 (201/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Arciel: Yeah but you know, cannibalism is really just another form of recycling |
#72591 (383/533) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wac> In the entertainment industry's war on its customers, the CEOs of media conglomerates are represented by two separate yet equally-important groups.
<wac> The Motion Picture Association of America, who believes their shitty copy protection will suddenly become effective if they throw the DMCA in enough people's faces.
<wac> And the Recording Industry Association of America, who sues children.
<wac> These are their stories.
<wac> *law-n-order sound* |
#72500 (284/504) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tim> FFS, why did they give me an antidepressant that is also used for treating premature ejaculation >_< masturbating for ten minutes is no fun at all. |
#73065 (332/492) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dextrose> you ever taken half a pill?
<molly_mushroom> yeah. twice. |
#72748 (399/591) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<insaneidiot> so i have to write a paper for english about why Launcelot likes to run around killing people
<MC> He was beat as a child
<Tar> it's because he yearns desperately for approval
<HunterX11> its the name
<HunterX11> if you name a girl candi, she'll be a stripper
<HunterX11> if you name a boy jeeves, he'll be a butler
<HunterX11> if you name a guy launcelot, he's gonna fucking lance peopleComment: irc.bungie.org #hbo
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#72713 (279/523) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<InsomniA> Heh... My Prof in Theorem proving class threw out some kid...
<InsomniA> He was talking about his friends telling him to have sex with some chick.
<InsomniA> And the Prof's like "If I asked you to have sex with me, would you!?"
<InsomniA> At which point the kid starts screaming "REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM!!!" |
#72026 (456/612) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LPF> sara, are you in a relationship?
<kitchen> lpf must be new.
<sarala> LPF, are you being serious?
<LPF> ...have I missed something here?
<sarala> Rjx is my husband
<kitchen> you're married now?
<Rjx> we're married now? |
#71690 (2315/2991) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> eBay feedback score for user "iaintpayinyou": -1
<Dr_Pressure> Two feedback: "Never sent payment after winning bid and promising to send"
<Dr_Pressure> and "Never sent payment after several contacts"
<Dr_Pressure> it's all in the name, people |
#72454 (115/381) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<stello> My firewall rules are tighter than an emo kid's jeans. |
#72216 (272/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Taimur: Oh man so funny story.
Taimur: I've been playing Day of Defeat a lot lately.
Taimur: One thing that annoys me about it is that whenever I switch windows, it crashes.
Taimur: So recently it's been minimizing randomly, and then crashing when I try to get back into the game.
Taimur: It was very frustrating I thought steam was just being dumb for minimizing it.
Taimur: Then I noticed something:
Taimur: I had the voicechat key bound to "alt"
Taimur: and the score key bound to "tab."
Taimur: and then I realized that my game minimizing seemed to coincide with me checking the score while talking. |
#71947 (698/840) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sceadwian> My ferrets are crunching on food behind my computer desk.
<Shadow_mil> ...
<Shadow_mil> Ummm ferrets
<Shadow_mil> my sister has one
<Sceadwian> At least I hope it's food. If it's a power cord I may suddenly disconnect and have a flameing ball of furr shooting across the room
* Sceadwian has quit (Connection timed out)Comment: #freenode-social @irc.freenode.net
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#71710 (386/626) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lupin> I ? unicode. |
#71701 (425/601) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[TL]seFFYLIGht> I see that the kid that was leeching my sig from my photobucket account took it down after I changed the file to a large image that said "I suck cocks, heehee."Comment: #tremulous@quakenet
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#71698 (277/525) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TMH_> does anyone else find that they are in a fuckton of channels
<TMH_> and they only actually care about two or three
<jmx> define a fuckton?
<Thuryn> ten times a buttload
<LPF> that's a metric fucktonComment: #geekissues
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#71440 (587/801) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<A_SN> lol wtf, from the english "Earth" article on Wikipedia
<A_SN> "It is the largest planet in the world."Comment: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Earth&oldid=85281232
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#71255 (368/526) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WarHawk> guys can someone give me some tips for girls?
<WarHawk> im just so shy that i just start talking in here rather than to them after school
* Siege sets mode: +b *!*@ZiRC-80795AC0.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net
* WarHawk was kicked by Siege (problem solved. thank me later.)Comment: irc.zirc.org #flames
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#71222 (463/631) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Syntacs> It's a shame Nintendo isn't releasing today, because they could have an advertising campaign that said "Happy Hallowiin! Don't forget to trick or twiit!", and we'd all be like "Hah! What a delightful pun from the loveable and eccentric Japanese.", and Sony would say "Uh, Happy Thanksps3ing. Err. Shit." |
#71165 (622/770) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Yahovah> bsmntbombdood: I have a new nickname for you. Captain Oblivious.
<bsmntbombdood> I don't get it
<Yahovah> Exactly. |
#70993 (496/720) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@TheWickerMan> God damn, this one halloween last year. Some kid came up to our house.
<@TheWickerMan> Now this is the kind of kid who's constantly cursing, throwing fits about nothing, hitting his parents/siblings, complaning about everything, and just acts like an all-around douchebag.
<@TheWickerMan> I gave the kid like 3 fun sized M&Ms and he just yells to me, "NO FAG I WANTED THE TWIX INSTEAD YOU DUMBASS."
<@TheWickerMan> I replied back with "I'm sure your mother didn't want you either, but we can't all have our ways now can we?." |
#70953 (285/537) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rjx> transcribing the parts of my journals for the last year that i can actually decipher
<Rjx> i think a lot of this is going to remain a mystery forever
<Rjx> "She might not be a slut. Maybe she just fell down a naked man mountain and forgot to close her legs before she hit the ground."Comment: #geekissues
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