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#122388 (294/574) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<X-Istence> Oh that was just epic. I two girls one cupped my entire family
<lordoden> lmfao
<lordoden> oh god
<lordoden> thats horrible
<X-Istence> The TV is run over DSL right
<ALT_HACK> wow
<X-Istence> so whenever the TV is on (DVR type system, TVoIP)
<X-Istence> the download speeds drop to practically 0
<X-Istence> So I intercepted teh packets, and ran an MPEG 4 stream of 2 girls 1 cup to the DVRComment: #nerdgy irc.freenode.net
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#121898 (346/622) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+twk3V`Hucky[hbfs]> I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy. |
#120835 (223/407) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smxsy> 'i have forwarded this to the management team' = 'i have already deleted your email whilst wiping the tears of sadistic laughter from my eyes. thank you for contacting comcast customer support' |
#117550 (220/496) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gaarie> who the fuck names a lake winnipesaukee
<DX|laptop> indians
<DX|laptop> and not the tech support kind
<ch> the casino kind |
#111151 (2643/3065) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zealo> English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark allies, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar. |
#120329 (551/783) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<||bass> omg
<||bass> best pictonary game ever
<||bass> I was playing with lenina
<||bass> first she chokes herself and pretends to die
<||bass> then
<||bass> she gives me a handjob and points at my dick
<||bass> you know what i was supposed to guess?
<||bass> "Die Hard"Comment: #nobodysworld on deltaanime
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#120088 (200/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<r4v5> man, some day watching teenage girls take their clothes off and masturbate will stop being so damn awesome
<r4v5> that is when i will know i am gay or dead |
#118322 (156/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jumpatrain> i never got an answer to what P really is
<Mephisto> jumpatrain: it can mean p-value
<jumpatrain> what does p-value usually refer to in a medical study?
<Kasadkad> man I hope my doctors don't go onto IRC and ask what the letters in their studies meanComment: #math
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#115245 (472/652) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<riker> hey, do you know what the shortest sentence in english is?
<hazer> No.
<riker> thanks |
#112683 (151/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WeiGonChi> I'm gonna kill someone if my back doesn't sort itself out
<Damage> not with ur back in that state |
#110375 (259/477) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[thom] I'm going to order one of those MIND erasing kits...
[xexyz] a bong, thom? |
#111399 (86/396) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kemo_dev> cya guys
kemo_dev (~Owner@c-68-40-164-63.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has left #infoleak (Leaving)
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<kemo_dev> lol i forgot something
Caplain hands kemo_dev his keys
<Caplain> :)
<kemo_dev> yup got it lol
<kemo_dev> thanks
<Caplain> cya
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#109865 (216/580) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-:- easymac [easymac@xxxxx] has joined #epilepsy
<easymac> EVERYONE TYPE THIS
<easymac> /timer 0 0 //color background $rand(0,15)
<easymac> it's really cool |
#103975 (387/625) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vossk> ._.
<Macrona> What?
<Vossk> I was just sitting here fapping, and I looked to my right and the window was open.
<Macrona> Someone couldve seen you, lol.
<Vossk> Theres like a 10 year old GIRL FUCKING STANDING THERE WATCHING.
<Macrona> pwned |
#118819 (490/704) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<averagjoe> Yup, that's the proverbial spewing-coffee-on-the-monitor
<LCkitten> Which proverb is that from?
<dianagram> I believe its from Starbucks 4:95
<JustWhoIAm> Is that from the "Book of Christ and Latte Day Saints"? |
#118537 (27/565) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Incandenza> tracklisting of this album sounds awesome
<Incandenza> 1. "It's Complicated Being a Wizard" 23:00
<Incandenza> 2. "Opal Magic" - 0:50
<Incandenza> 3. "Ruby Magic" - 4:04
<Incandenza> 4. "Sapphire Magic" - 2:19
<Incandenza> 5. "Amethyst Magic" - 2:18
<Incandenza> 6. "Emerald Magic" - 2:31
<Incandenza> 7. "Amber Magic" - 3:25
<Incandenza> 8. "Gold Magic" - 2:27
<Incandenza> 9. "Crystal Magic" - 1:27
<Incandenza> 10. "Black Magic" - 3:37 |
#112564 (12/412) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@MrZodiac> You know, Ktea
<@MrZodiac> we're one big family
<@MrZodiac> We know each other on IRC
<@MrZodiac> we've seen each other's OkCupid accounts
<@MrZodiac> The next stop is a mortgage and rug rats
<@ktea> that may be the next stop for you... but I'm gettin off here
<@ktea> I don't need any IR babies
<@MrZodiac> I have a firewall, we can chat all we want without us worrying about you getting cyber pregnant
<@LabMonkey> internet relay babies... is that where I give my sperm to one node which passes it along to another node and so on until said sperm winds up at your end for insertion into your uterus?
<@MrZodiac> Pretty much
<@LabMonkey> need to acl that shit
<@LabMonkey> you match outbound sperm packets and DROP them right there?
<@MrZodiac> Egress filterting
<@MrZodiac> The condom of the internetComment: #bifemunix on Efnet
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#118822 (984/1144) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
cycon365: autistic kids rock
cycon365: we're all afraid of him shooting us, so we take that into account and just try to talk and joke with him
cycon365: he talked with us and our teacher and kept making "your mom" jokes
kyo212: lawl
cycon365: we got tired of him talking in general so we tried to curb his "mom" jokes
cycon365: so we were like, "dude, you shouldn't make fun of people's moms, my mom could be dead"
cycon365: and the kid goes, "no she's not", so i look at him and go, "oh yeah, how do you know"
cycon365: and he quickly replies, "cuz she was awesome in bed last night"
kyo212: gawd, you got pwned by an autistic kid |
#107571 (210/494) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zeralug> I don't like cheese
<+Lash> Why not?
<Zeralug> It smells
<+Lash> Well, by that standar, I don't like you. |
#118292 (296/628) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly
<DethFromAbove> she is fat yeah
<DethFromAbove> but I saw past that
<DethFromAbove> I don't know what to call that
<rmuser> gravitational lensing |
#118151 (20898/24470) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . . |
#118051 (-9/909) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brandino> It'd be funny
<Brandino> if black people decided to play SC
<Brandino> and ended up being better than the korean's
<Lokanas> Impossible
<SprtJuice> Black people can't even take care of their own families, so what makes you think they can micro manage a base + huge armies? |
#102712 (218/460) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[linux] hey i have a question
[helf] ok
[linux] i recently installed ubuntu on my laptop
[linux] and it works very good
[linux] the only problem is that i can not boot into windows anymore
[helf] uhoh |
#117518 (2499/3099) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rijnzael> correcting wrongs on the internet is like subtracting 1 from infinity |
#105243 (247/589) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<withnail> i have a friend called Justin, and this girl said his name was how long it took for him to ejaculate |
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