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#137029 (271/513) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[+PN] I tend to have my arms pointing like 30 degrees behind me when im running
[+PN] And stick to my toes.
[+PN] Not using full foot.
[%rammy] so like a fairy? |
#121162 (409/565) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
atlasFTW> IM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY THIS THING
<wildleaf> what thing?
<atlasFTW> My solution won't build
<wildleaf> then its a problem, not a solution |
#136814 (2641/3007) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<thefiddler> Holy sonofabitch.
<thefiddler> I think my editor is flirting with me.
* thefiddler frowns
<Uhmerwell> ...Notepad?
<thefiddler> Errr.
<Uhmerwell> oh, you mean a human
<Uhmerwell> don't you :< |
#102983 (856/998) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<helf> lljhihkuggigfi
<helf> oh good
<helf> still connected
<helf> everything died for a second
<leavengood> I wonder what happened to helf
<leavengood> wasn't he here a while ago?
<helf> I'm HERE!
<DaaT> maybe he timed out?
<leavengood> too bad
* helf waves arms around
<leavengood> I was going to offer him money
<helf> can't you see me?!!?
<DaaT> better for the chan if he's gone anyway
<DaaT> imho
<leavengood> yeah
<helf> :( |
#135732 (359/647) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<flame> i once tasted this girl who soooo salt&sour
<flame> she was delicious
<flame> very pleasant
<flame> wonder what makes that
<lee> semen |
#113480 (422/576) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<emma> I have a job where I interact with humans a lot. It's one of the things about IRC I like. It's a great escape from the fake daily rituals.
<emma> It's like curling up with a cozy book that talks back to you.
<HiLander> a book with terrible spelling and grammar |
#135637 (2267/3219) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Commander_598: Heath Ledger dead.
Kroko: ...what
Kroko: are you serious
Commander_598: Assuming CNN Headline News isn't just making things up.
Latis: No, he's dead.
Kroko: holy crap he is
Baconfish: have they finished making batman yet?
Kroko: yes
Kroko: I think
happydud: imdb lists Batman as in post-production
Baconfish: phew
Latis: awesome. We're safe guys. |
#135463 (43/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gekz> If I was going to kill myself, I'd do it in style
<Gekz> like tie a shotgun to a toaster
<Gekz> and when the toast it cooked I get slugged
<Eddi|zuHause2> and have the toaster run netbsd? |
#135435 (558/770) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZALOAWAY> .
<ie|Stacks> good point |
#134980 (295/471) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<seraph> Hm
<seraph> I just got an e-mail from a friend's mom
<seraph> subject like "Are you able to give the gift of life?"
<seraph> I think it's about a blood drive, but it never actually explicitly says so
<seraph> Highlights from body text:
<seraph> "What a great opportunity to 'visit' and catch up."
<seraph> "It takes about an hour and you get the best cookies!"
<nodoze> ...is she hot? |
#111830 (282/490) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tuxick> what annoys me a lot is idiot media crying "oil price up!! 80 dollars now!" instead of "dollar down! 1/80th barrel now!" |
#123973 (301/517) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Fireboy224 joined #twokinds
<Fireboy224> Hello all
<ThePyrO> Yo
<ThePyrO> I don't know you, but I have a feeling we'll get along XD
<Fireboy224> Yes. |
#103238 (438/574) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fathom> Zoe: Would you prefer a woman with a healthy amount of body, or some calista flockhartish hussy who eats a few lettuce leaves for lunch every day?
<Zoe> I prefer men, quite frankly |
#133888 (124/382) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Hezzy) it pisses me off knowing that i'm probably having one of the worst days in my entire life and some faggot somewhere is having the best day of his
(@Hezzy) fucking arsehole, whoever he is |
#133376 (185/391) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[+TheWickerMan] as much as i don't want to desecrate the memory of cliff burton
[+TheWickerMan] i can't help but chuckle a bit when reading about his death
[+TheWickerMan] getting crushed by a bus is tragic but
[+TheWickerMan] when the lift falls over that's picking up the bus
[+TheWickerMan] and you get crushed by the same bus AGAIN
[+TheWickerMan] that is just hilarious |
#132907 (665/953) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[marquis] Vista on my wife's laptop takes up ~800MB of RAM X_X
[carbine] Get a new wife.. One that doesn't use Vista |
#125764 (1399/1643) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rob89> windows is being a bitch >_<
<Trinexx> Install Linux.
<rob89> no. i use windows for all my work
<Trinexx> Linux would be better for that.
<rob89> besides, i like being able to play a game or two
<Trinexx> Linux has games.
<rob89> im not getting linux. windows has great support, ill have this fixed in no time
<Trinexx> Linux has better support.
<rob89> if you say "linux" one more time, im gonna send you a virus
<Trinexx> Good fucking luck. I'm on Linux. |
#121156 (2388/3046) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<max> my mom friended my sister on facebook
<max> but not me |
#114245 (418/524) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Prrrrostata> in the back of national lampoon they had little round stickers that had a picture of a screw on them
* JacklynHyde hoists an eyebrow
<Prrrrostata> you could stick them over the heart on bumperstickers
<Prrrrostata> "I <screw> my german shepard" |
#104003 (291/529) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ!qdammit[esc]qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat |
#103237 (388/538) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rachel> Can't move to Texas, I'm not legally female there. |
#118850 (177/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<andr00> go ahead and google "meet russian women"
<andr00> hit "I'm feeling lucky", since it sounds like you are!
<chronomex> are you sure? this feels a little uncomfortable
<andr00> ok, well hit "I'm feeling uncomfortable." |
#114303 (177/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous occasion. but noooo, after i masturbate, i have to go into my bathroom, and do it again, then preform an elaborte ritual of intricately touching all the walls in a specific fashion
< Frolostalker> fucking hell, i'm gonna go do that |
#112620 (220/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kickass_5> google books?
<kickass_5> never heard of it
<HiLander> which one?
<HiLander> google or books? |
#113987 (399/607) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kodan> I hate lawyers.
<Dwing> I'm a lawyer.
<Dwing> I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR STATEMENT!
<Dwing> <Sues>
<Kodan> <Counter-sues>
<Dwing> <Counter-Counter-Sues>
<Kodan> <Counter-counter-counter-sues>
<Dwing> <Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Sues>
<Kodan> <Spray paints self black>
<Kodan> <Pulls out the race card>
<Kodan> OH LAWD! THE WHITE MAN BE A PUTTIN' ME DOWN!
<Kodan> <Calls Al Sharpton>
<Dwing> ...
<Dwing> I bow to your superior tactic D: |
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