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<Liquid> dude. I haven't visisted youtube in weeks
<Liquid> I'm cured! |
#103234 (-2/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<megaman-_-> slash isn't legal in irc names ;?
<megaman-_-> hey, that's a nice one
<megaman-_-> ;?
<pope> did you get retarded last week or something? |
#131840 (227/387) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MartinRandom> Creepier yet the only japanese I know is how to say hello, goodbye, and how to respond when being rapedComment: #raspberryheaven
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<Cyan> Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
<Cyan> Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
<Cyan> So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
<Cyan> 8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
<dan> Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver! |
#108496 (476/578) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Dexi: dude
Dexi: i feel stupid
Dexi: my friend put down "C" for every answer on the ACT...
Dexi: and scored higher than me |
#123306 (136/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tenniru> I was scrolling in the high 500s and Comcast's organization skill is weird
<Tenniru> 503: porn
<Tenniru> 504: porn
<Tenniru> 505: Pink Floyd's "Dogs" on a constant loop
<Tenniru> 506: porn
<FireKing> alaoaaoal
<flamingspinach> lmao
<FireKing> what the hell kind of awesome channel is 505
<Tenniru> well at least it was one of their better songsComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
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<@Foxhill> apparently when you piss in the sink, good etiquette says you're sposed to lift the plates up first |
#115085 (339/451) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DinkyDogg: me and porn has always been kinda like israel and nuclear weapons
DinkyDogg: i've never claimed to have porn but they all know i do |
#131223 (166/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pvck> on most websites, "happy serfing!" would be an amusing typo
<pvck> but when the site is obviously russian, it takes on a whole new meaning |
#107067 (274/414) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?
* FurryHelix looks out of the window... "Nope. I don't see the five horsemen"
<Razmann> aren't there only 4?
<FurryHelix> no there were five, but one left before they got famous.
<Razmann> so since the fifth left, that would mean there's only 4
<FurryHelix> reunion tour. |
#130097 (252/396) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+openfly> i did a self evaluation once.
<+openfly> i don't think they'll ever ask for one again.
<+openfly> i had fucking charts in it. |
#130058 (229/411) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@flamingspinach> lol I haven't printed out my schedule yet since my printer is out of ink
<@flamingspinach> but luckily I only have four classes today
<@flamingspinach> and by some amazing coincidence
<@flamingspinach> the first one's in tutorial room 16
<@flamingspinach> the second one is in lecture theater 9
<@flamingspinach> the third one is in tutorial room 25
<@flamingspinach> and the fourth one is in lecture theater 1
<@flamingspinach> how neat is that
<@flamingspinach> oddly 4351 is also the four-digit extension of the zipcode of my house lmao so this is easy to remember :OOOOOOOOOO
<aperson> flamingspinach I think your university is trying to tell you that you are a squareComment: #machogang on popn.cjb.net:4400
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#127287 (138/354) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
wateronsand: ls
wateronsand: oops, you're not an ssh terminal :)
nichiyume: someday |
#125661 (227/365) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@DJ> Oh man.
<@DJ> I got so excited.
<@DJ> I saw Pokemon the First Season on sale.
<@DJ> And almost bought it.
<@DJ> Then I remembered I was 18. |
#125172 (305/459) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<davy> remember when braveheart came out and everyone said you can't have mel gibson playing a scottish guy cuz it wont be realistic?
<davy> well look at him now
<davy> an alcoholic racist |
#118241 (2544/2984) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
<Ves> Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.Comment: #dirt - Timboss
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<RadGoosed> I read "capslock" as a "cockslap" what does that say about me as a human being |
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<pthree> it came to light the other day that I don't own any clothes that I picked out myself
<pthree> I'm a 28yr old barbie doll for my wife |
#121252 (1023/1183) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<StarRinger> I just thought of something
<StarRinger> when you download stuff online, its pirating
<StarRinger> but when pirates steal something, its noisy and brash with many dead bodies and cannonfire and immediate seizing of property
<StarRinger> if anything, downloading things on the internet, silently it by bit? its more like ninjaing
<narg_smash> Piracy! YAR
<StarRinger> you can start calling it piracy the day someone sends a cannonball into the RIAA building
<narg_smash> I accept your challenge, sir.
<StarRinger> Excellent. |
#128043 (212/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AtropaBelladonna> some girl (shes like a bit older than me) calls up every year like cockwork "had another kid. more money"
<daffodil> HAHAHAHAHA
<Valtieri> Cockwork alright
<AtropaBelladonna> best typo ever! |
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<k-hate> i loved the queen because she was a slut
<k-hate> and have huge tits
<faight> k-hate: I think the first thing I fapped to was the queen from battle chess
<faight> I rememebr getting hard playing that game |
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<Kojispruke> Oh man.
<Kojispruke> So one of my cousins had a baby, rite.
<Kojispruke> "he's so cute" "Yeah, whatever, he'll grow out of it." "No he won't." "Uh, Michael Jackson was a cute baby too."
<Kojispruke> And then she stopped talking to me. :( |
#117559 (2426/2808) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BORK> wow
<BORK> my boss just told me to "Open ze portz" in his heavy accent
<45.50> what ports
<BORK> All of them, apparently. He wants everyone to fire up the torrents/P2P and start enjoying work.
<45.50> shit man can i come work for you? where do i send my resume
<BORK> The reason being, is so that in a month
<BORK> he'll be able to boost productivity by like 1000%
<45.50> how?
<BORK> by telling employee's that he'll close their ports again if they don't do some fucking work
<45.50> ...
<45.50> i want my resume back
<BORK> >:) |
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eric: how mad did you get when you found out the underground railroad wasn't underground
eric: or a railroad
eric: im just saying
pat: yeah... |
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<TheRothschild> I can imagine a woman going to a female prostitute. "ohh yess. Listen to me. Ohhh. Listen more! Liusten more! oooohhh. Empathize!!!!!!!!" |
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