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#12066 (40/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.
<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor.
* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68
* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard) |
#12111 (40/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused |
#12924 (40/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. Ebonics: I be fixin to hang in the hood. |
#15851 (40/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NikeMan> Uuuuh, in 10 mins i'll be driving boat. And it's 9am
<NikeMan> Suckz
<Camus> I could drive if I wanted to but I don't feel like turning on my playstation.
<Fleebis> lol |
#18642 (40/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls liked it that wide |
#25011 (40/198) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[noddingGeek] lowkey: Yeah shes bringing a different friend this time...
[lowkey] noddingGeek: that's good. you can use the same moves again.
[noddingGeek] lowkey: I don't have any moves...
[lowkey] noddingGeek: damn. come up with some quick.
[noddingGeek] lowkey: ...I talked about my pcmcia ethernet card...
[noddingGeek] They didn't seem to care for it...
[jimmiejaz] were you passionate about it?
[noddingGeek] Yeah I was like "I CAN'T FIND MY MOTHERFUCKING ETHERNET CARD!"
[noddingGeek] Really pissed off like that..
[jimmiejaz] perfect.
[noddingGeek] Then they told me to get off the computer...
[jimmiejaz] and you said you were trying?
[noddingGeek] jimmiejaz: yeah thats exactly what I said.... |
#26281 (40/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Madchemist> the best part of UO was that some people just wanted to be farmers or weavers or some mess
<Madchemist> and you could slaughter them and take their hard earned stuff |
#32438 (40/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bringa> Anal Probe Day!
<Bringa> Oh no wait that was yesterday.
<DarkGod> ....
<Bringa> DarkGod: Do you have a highlight on anal probe?
<Bringa> Or just on anal?
<Bringa> :PComment: An inopportune time to end a long idle period
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#33067 (40/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
· · ChanMode : Sexy sets mode [ +o ] mi||i0n
[ @mi||i0n ] (&) join synced in 3 minutes and 43.281 seconds.
! @mi||i0n claps
[ @mi||i0n ] a new record
[ @mi||i0n ] :(
[ @\user\bin ] lovely
[ @\user\bin ] thats some serious AOL pwnage |
#33156 (40/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D
<!fis> FUCK
<!fis> i think my screen just burnt through
<!fis> i can type
<!fis> but i don't see anything
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!fis> stop that
<!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/ |
#39247 (40/186) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
· · Quit : Surreal [ ximaginary@66.187.166.5 ]
· · Joins : Surreal [ ximaginary@66.187.166.5 ]
[ Surreal ] omg -_-
[ Surreal ] My mom scared the cat and the cat tripped over my master switch for my computer |
#39869 (40/104) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@O-3> having a hard time thinking of how I want to arrange my directory structure
<@^Jurek^> .
<@^Jurek^> ..
<@^Jurek^> porn
<@^Jurek^> the end |
#50516 (40/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Merturk_NB> lets see how these new speakers work
<sidewinder> by vibration, just like the old ones
<Merturk_NB> work good
<sidewinder> that's nice |
#52174 (40/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Zombiwulf) Using someone else's pc is like borrowing a jockstrap. |
#52978 (40/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
CP8948: I am going to hurt myself jerking my bow like that...Comment: she plays violin..
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#53550 (40/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OrchidOfCruelty> I wonder if women have a problem carrying their iPod shuffle around on their waist or keychain. It kind of looks like a tampon |
#295258 (40/128) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ressedue: my boss told me yesterday... "I can't believe you told lashunda to not smile because it would mess the white balance up" ;D |
#298655 (40/102) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<t-rex> how does an efnet user change a lightbulb?
<Samael> they dont
<Samael> lightbulbs are too modern
<Samael> like servicesComment: #/x/ irc.netchan.org
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#301718* (?/80) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<emma> it would suck
<emma> to be drugged
<Danny> well thats one way to look at it, theres also the "I just got free drugs" way to look at it
<Danny> i prefer the latter
<emma> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<emma> thats a good way
<emma> except someone could rape you
<emma> and "i just got free sex" doesn't work for me....
<Danny> goddamn emma
<Danny> you know me too well |
#302724 (40/180) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Polynomial> Ikea: The WinRAR of the furniture world. |
#303121 (40/56) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D--> Haiku OS is so fast, it makes me feel like I'm using a computer in 1990 instead of 2010.
<hcs> that's what you get when the developers have the discipline to write each subroutine in exactly 17 instructionsComment: #zophar @ espernet
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#303787 (40/62) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<femmefan1946> Those drivers have tight schedules to follow. You'd have a hard time flagging one down.
<femmefan1946> Unless you were wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> Heh. I'm male. Though this is Vancouver...it would probably be fairly easy to flag a driver down, if I was wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> It works for my uncle. |
#305505 (26/88) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking on #shakesoda
<Karai> I need to stop having very sexual dreams about my sister.
<LHoT10820> ...
<LHoT10820> What an awesome thing to walk in on.
<LHoT10820> Tell me more, Karai.
<Karai> rofl
<Karai> I had a dream last night
<Karai> that I found a new way to make music
<Karai> by using a glass soda bottle stuffed in her whowho to control airflow or some shit
<Karai> it was WEIRD AS FUCK
<Karai> I seriously woke up with the :| faceComment: #shakesoda on Freenode
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#305532 (40/90) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ana> i lied to hypno last night about contractions
<ana> but he is handling everything with calm
<ana> so he kept eating while looking at me
<ana> and i couldn't keep it serious for long enough
<ana> he said he will never believe me again
<Ultali> ana do they not have the story about the preggers girl who cried wolf in Romania?
<ana> yes we do
<Elleo> in Romania wolves are traditional midwives, so it has a whole different interpretation |
#307796 (40/62) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< er1c_> im curious to know about your knowledge of the tensile strength of a vagina though, vhost-. Â or maybe not
< craige> He was a large baby
< craige> We should leave it at that :p
< vhost-> dude, they can squeeze hard
< vhost-> a penis just kind of sits there, then it raises a little bit, but still just sort of stays there
< vhost-> you can't flex your balls
< er1c_> i um... saw my daughter come into this world. Â i was adamant about not looking but the fucking nurse kept telling me i needed to see the miracle. Â words fail me at describing that horror scene
< vhost-> ~(:D)~ OH HAI |
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