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< er1c_> im curious to know about your knowledge of the tensile strength of a vagina though, vhost-.  or maybe not
< craige> He was a large baby
< craige> We should leave it at that :p
< vhost-> dude, they can squeeze hard
< vhost-> a penis just kind of sits there, then it raises a little bit, but still just sort of stays there
< vhost-> you can't flex your balls
< er1c_> i um... saw my daughter come into this world.  i was adamant about not looking but the fucking nurse kept telling me i needed to see the miracle.  words fail me at describing that horror scene
< vhost-> ~(:D)~ OH HAI
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