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< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink
< Cyber> A LOT |
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<Stormgren> Also, these things have rogue AP mitigation strategies, mostly involving telling the rogue to STFU over and over.
<c0nsumer> cisco's got some darned slick stuff for doing campus wireless
<Stormgren> Yeah, and I was off, it's worse than that.
<Stormgren> If told to contain a rogue AP, it DoSes the clients to death
<Stormgren> We could have some fun experimenting with this
<melstav> that's.... useful
<Stormgren> It basically sends deauth and deassociate messages to the rogue's detected clients.
<melstav> better that than trying to flood 'em
<Stormgren> I now really want to set up a 802.11g raw-frame capture and watch this in action. I never get to play with this functionality at work at that level.
<melstav> wait. the upstream network can tell an arbitrary wlan router to deauth a client? or is it telling the nic to disconnect?
<Stormgren> melstav, it's blowing frames out of the radios
<myself248> Stormgren: If one were to drop one of those APs in a bucket with 48v worth of batteries, would it run standalone and just keel, keeel, keeeeeeel anything that moves?
<Stormgren> Good question
<myself248> I think I smell a new sport.
<myself248> Because occasional deauth frames would consume less power than active jamming, AND be part-15 compliant, to boot.
<Stormgren> As far as I know, you need a controller
<myself248> Damn. that's harder to strap onto a stationkeeping quadcopter.
<myself248> DEAUTH FROM ABOVE |
#307043 (39/75) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> god damn it
<@Rjx> whoever said I'd learn to like the Star Trek Enterprise theme was right |
#307282 (39/55) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&Tiggerz> i wish i could go trick-or-treating again
<&Bakamoichigei> Grab some kid off the street and tell them you'll give them a halloween costume and take them trick or treating if they split the candy with you.
<&Bakamoichigei> There's an alternate, more legal, version of this plan...but it takes like 6 years. |
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<Jessica_Lily> yeh i gave my mac a drink of cider
<Jessica_Lily> turned out not to like it
<Jessica_Lily> keyboard, hdd and trackpad stopped working
<moylan1> ironic that a mac can't handle apple juice? |
#309035 (39/59) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<steelerman82> What does the vile sword do?
<mrgreaper|game> you hold the blunt end and put the pointy end into an enemy (repeat as needed) |
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<Killswitch> nananananNANANANAN I CAN'T HEAR YOU
<powersurge> Killswitch: is that how batman ignores people? |
#309375* (?/67) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TuxRug> You ever have those moments when you lay down in bed when it's really quiet right after running up the stairs, and you can feel your pulse in your neck and leg, and you can HEAR it too?
<@Unidentified20XD6> Yes.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You ever wake up at night, unable to move? Completely stiff, any attempts you make at even the simplest movements denied?
<@Unidentified20XD6> And then you hear something.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Out of the corner of your eye, you see a large dark shape.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Almost ectoplasmic.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you try to shout, to scream. And realize there's a pressure on your chest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Slowly compressing your lungs, making it impossible for you to get the air required to make even a peep.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All the while, that large dark shape is getting closer, giggling.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And it's at that point your heart begins to jackrabbit in your chest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Faster and faster it beats.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Until it's reached a steady hum, all four chambers working in harmony like a four-stroke engine.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you know your heart's about to explode.
<@Unidentified20XD6> There's no way anything biological can function at that speed. You can picture your heart shredding at the valves and atrium.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All the while, the giggling ectoplasm is getting closer.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you know that if it touches you, it'll engulf you and you'll go mad.
<@Unidentified20XD6> It's wrong, somehow. It shouldn't exist.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Yet there it is, mere inches from your feet.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And all the while, getting closer.
<@Unidentified20XD6> It's grinning, the shape.
<@Unidentified20XD6> There's no visible face, of course.
<@Unidentified20XD6> But it's happy all the same.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You can sense its unadulterated glee. But it's corrupt.
<@Unidentified20XD6> The humor it feels is sadistic. It enjoys seeing you pinned, at your weakest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Unable to move, pure terror coursing through your veins.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Your heart feels close to bursting when you can feel your limbs start to vibrate.
<@Unidentified20XD6> The blood being forced through your capillaries is causing them to stretch and distort.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Even the smallest cut at this point would simply gout.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Splattering your ichor on the walls.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All this over the course of seconds.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And then it's over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You're free.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Physically, at least. Mentally, you'll relive that scene.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Just me, then? |
#309709 (39/67) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wushin> Yeah, but I'm a sysadmin so to me, hacks, spam and other exploits are like pokemon and I got to catch them all. |
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<t12> my dad wins at potrero hill community meeting aggroness
<t12> he went to one and stood up, interrupted
<t12> said heres the address of a crackhouse
<t12> if you guys dont raid it and shut it down
<t12> i'll go to it myself
<t12> they're like "those are armed dangerous people!"
<t12> he's like "i'm a combat vereran! I've killed thousands of people already"
<t12> "if you dont go clean it up you'll find youself in the weird position of protecting crackheads from me"
<t12> they did in fact shut the house down |
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<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen |
#665 (40/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reptile-> i like to masturbate
<reptile-> heh
<reptile-> I remember along time ago
<reptile-> when I was like 8 er smthn
<reptile-> my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or something
<reptile-> and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!"
<reptile-> !#@$ |
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<SPD-DMN> i wanna get a 6.5L turbo-diesel and like.. put it into a honda accord
<SPD-DMN> or is that.. put a honda accord into a 6.5L turbo-diesel? |
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<Geothermal> Jesus, I can only say so many things about fat people before they become redundant. I think it would help if they all flew to their own personal little island made of gumdrops and then ate themselves to the bottom of the sea like some kind of Atlantis. You know, only really fat. |
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<train> i'm on prison net
<train> that still works
<Hooblah> wtf
<Hooblah> prison?
<Hooblah> as in locked up n shit?
<Zebracake> heh!
<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net |
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<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small ethiopian town |
#3000 (40/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.'
<incorrect> that an offer woota? |
#5592 (40/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bytraper> you idiots!!!
<Synoptica> yeah i confess |
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<bos> whats that goatse website again ? I need it |
#6934 (40/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead.
<Satrina> "dead girls don't say no" |
#8060 (40/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Floach> It's pretty well known that your brain continues to function for quite a bit after decapitation
<Bitstorm> the mame board is proof of that |
#8119 (40/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it? |
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<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them didnt we? |
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<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb |
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<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<Twilo`> yes
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds |
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