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#19 (42/841) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina |
#448 (42/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night
<Acero> i need to stretch or something |
#1047 (42/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on eBay.
<blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :|
<ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's undies. |
#1534 (42/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spin0ut> anubis's nick is cool
<Spin0ut> cuz it contains the words anus and bi |
#3510 (42/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
<Nyphur> oops
<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server |
#5026 (42/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster |
#5808 (42/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t
<notrino> laat ?
<A|exander> yeah
<A|exander> its one better than l33t
<notrino> err..yeah better than
<notrino> l33t :D
<A|exander> you're getting it
<notrino> than , why not 99 ?
<A|exander> small steps man, small steps |
#7079 (42/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out....
<Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :) |
#7433 (42/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham" |
#8960 (42/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive |
#10199 (42/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com
*** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)
<Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol. |
#10611 (42/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+b00st> leaving for sleep and other related things
<+b00st> don't ask |
#10926 (42/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Macca_> hi all
<Macca_> can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as
easy as i thought it might be |
#14441 (42/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs
<Meeko> ennnik!
<Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando!
<Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events." "THEY'RE FLESH COLORED UNDERWEAR." "God, I wish."
<Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today, nurturing my wounded pride. |
#14647 (42/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash
dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into
the recycling bin. |
#15738 (42/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he
finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?" |
#19791 (43/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vyse`work> FUCK SNAKE
<Vyse`work> thats nice as FUCK!
<Vyse`work> dude
<Vyse`work> ill show my boss ASAP
<Vyse`work> when he comes in
<Vyse`work> DUDE SNAKE
<Vyse`work> fucking move here for a job =)
<Vyse`work> my boss would so fucking fire the chick who does it now
<Vyse`work> and hire you
<Vyse`work> look at the website she is working on
<Vyse`work> dude
<Vyse`work> snake isn't here
<Vyse`work> im talking to no one
<Vyse`work> FUCK |
#28796 (42/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quiksilve> is there any other free domains than .tk?
<hydro-> a .com address is free if you suck internic's cock
<Quiksilve> hydro-: that's not funny=)
<hydro-> you say that now
<hydro-> but 10 years down the line, when you're giving head for domains, you won't be doing it to humor yourself |
#29572 (42/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[SoC]_Runaway> ( " ) FUCK U TERRORIST
<PwOBeH> ROFL
<Terrorist> WHY?
<PwOBeH> Someone woke up the wrong side of the WTC today didn't they |
#30337 (42/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DJ-Pyro> oh boy..shit is going to hit the fan now...sco is distrubuting linux with another license
<willo> DJ-Pyro: really? ummmm.
<willo> DJ-Pyro: my god they're stupid.
<willo> I knew they were, but I figured only half the head was in the sphincter
<willo> apparently the entire thing fits. who knew? |
#40586 (42/172) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dragonblight> I drink tea.
<That-uK> I drink coke.
<DigitalPyro> i smoke cock
<apotheosis> you win.Comment: Bored in gameSurge #postal2
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#44405 (42/162) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Anomaly> I have a problem with my printer, can anybody help?
<Anomaly> I was printing out a photograph but the sun and the sky were messed up, they were black and purple
*** starwarsgamer has joined #outboards
<Galaxy Mage> Apparantly, your cyan-hole and your yellow-hole are clogged, but your magenta-hole and your black-hole are fine.
*** starwarsgamer has quit (sick fuckers)
<Galaxy Mage> ... |
#296936 (42/78) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@timmo> a friend of mine whos in the airforce
<@timmo> says that since everyone eats mres
<@timmo> and eat at the same time
<@timmo> basically everyone has to shit at the exact same time
<@timmo> so theyll be convoying through the dessert
<@timmo> and all the trucks will stop
<@timmo> and doors will fly open
<@timmo> and everyones shitting out the doors
<@Rjx> meals ready to shitComment: #geekissues
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#300379 (42/84) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: These faults are known as dip slips.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: The dip slip has a slot, called the dip slip keyhole.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: The hanging wall is thrust upwards into the keyhole in the reverse dip slip fault.
<Asaph> That last one is NOT real.
<Pryo[Geo110]> it is, and I swear to god, this is the best class in the history of classes.
<Pryo[Geo110]> A 90 year old man just said "Dip Slip" over 50 times in under 5 minutes, in a completely legitimate scientific lecture. My life is complete. |
#300826 (42/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
***Kenny Duehit just came from his networking class
Kenny Duehit: as of now we talk in TCP
Kenny Duehit: tonight will be epic
Carl Sagan: what do you have?
Kenny Duehit: I'm going to talk with betty and say I'd like some sexy time, with a URG flag
Carl Sagan: So youll get to cut infront of the line of all the other guys?
Carl Sagan: :P
Carl Sagan: ;)
Kenny Duehit: damn
***Kenny Duehit walked right into that one |
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