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<Moon_Doggy> grrr network hiccup
<ENKI-][> you should hold your breath while drinking jolt and whistling the 2600Hz tone in order to get rid of network hiccups |
#309009 (40/66) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Celti ambles off to locate comestibles.
<Godwinson> We've secretly replaced Celti's comestibles with combustibles, let's see if he notices!
<Godwinson> Does that mean that humans are powered by an internal comestion engine?
<Celti> Unlike an internal combustion engine, an internal comestion engine works better when you dump sugar into the gas tank. |
#309529 (40/56) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oohy9n> I moved a server from one data center to another, and some guy updated wordpress, after which some of his image hyperlinks got broken
<oohy9n> he emailed me and was like "When you moved, did you by any chance forget the images in the moving van?" |
#309820 (41/57) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< MadCamel> I'd like TMW to get an email address that current TMW admins always have access to. Then I can hand off all control to TMW and stop being the middleman. That way if I get hit by a bus TMW'd be fine. Though I'd like
to think that having me around as server-cowboy is handy and would like to keep helping..
* Ablu writes a letter to all bus drivers...
< MadCamel> I always say hit by a bus, because that happened to a friend. And he didn't plan for it. His irc clients stayed logged in for 3 years. Nobody had keys to his client's servers or authority to talk to the
datacenters. They had to fax around his death certificate to get it straightened out.
< MadCamel> Rather sobering |
#309833 (40/54) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<heddwch> brb, taking out the trash as my moment of productivity for the day |
#310299 (40/74) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JordiGH> I can't figure out what to name this module.
<JordiGH> misc.py it is, then
<JordiGH> Then I'll have etc.py, general.py, and other.py
<roryg_> wait until you have util.py, utils.py and utils2.py
<roryg_> "utils2.py: even more util"Comment: Freenode #montrealpython
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#310495 (42/52) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<apo_> My parents wanted to see how well google now (that android voice recognition thing) worked, so I told it to show me pictures of Nussschnecken (some nutty pastry), and it interpreted that is "Muschi lecken" (pussy licking) ~_~ |
#310556 (43/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meeb> only windows laptop in the flat is currently updating itself (forced reboot)
<meeb> it's installing update.... 14 of 3
<meeb> and is on 824%
<Erasmus> meeb, think of how super up to date that laptop will be |
#1951 (41/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
<Kayma> Ohhh.
<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way. |
#2105 (41/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff
<RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho
<ocx> for cars?
<RockShox> no for bicycles |
#2514 (41/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<steve|zzz> i had this dream
<steve|zzz> i was beating off
<steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised
<steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands
<steve|zzz> best dream i ever had |
#3781 (41/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@sh0x> in a free society, if you're making your animal happy, why should it be illegal |
#4896 (41/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america
<ryano> not in nevada
<clay> were you conceived in nevada |
#6472 (41/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men" |
#7691 (41/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes |
#8685 (41/188) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jamesm> geez, it's only 10:20am and i'm already completely e-bullshitted out |
#11386 (41/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[00:45] [@{Defenderz}] WTF THE FUCK? |
#13148 (41/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord?
[aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die
[aphr0] tie
[aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane
[aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can walk around and pimp bitches with his umbilical cord |
#13395 (41/240) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(akerom) anyone gota picture of a fat naked stomach?
(akerom) or a fat naked girl
(akerom) im making a comic of last night |
#18965 (41/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pseudonym> I love how all through GTA3 there's an anti-drug theme
<Pseudonym> You spend half or more of your missions stopping people from pushing SPANK |
#19465 (42/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Lotach presses his internet-relay Stab-in-eye-omatic button |
#22801 (41/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Karma_Police>It's weird how Bush wants to get rid of the world's evil
<The_Karma_Police>Yet he doesn't see that he, is indeed very evil
<Soulofahologram> Yes I find it erotic
<The_Karma_Police> Don't you mean Ironic?
<Soulofahologram> Same thing |
#23130 (41/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quietetetet> I think all the bash moderators wear ku klux klan clothes at the weekend |
#23966 (41/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Apocalypz) you know ive got a pretty crazy fantasy
(Apocalypz) when i get a gf, and im about to sex her
(Apocalypz) im gonna make her say
(Apocalypz) ROOT ME
(Apocalypz) that would own. |
#27383 (41/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wumpus> there's a bible-kjv package in debian ...
<KJ> is it a corrupt archive? |
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