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<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit.
<Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html
<Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking about in that car.
<sede> Yeah, the bitch couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride, I'd wear her like a hood ornament |
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(ally^): thats if you dont mind dancing with a preg chick
(@ascian): they weeble and they wobble but they don't fall down. |
#29407 (39/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Synlor> want jesus to rise from the grave and rape me
<Synlor> twice
<TiTaN> STFU faggot.
<Synlor> dont be all jealous just cause our savior thinks im hot and youre not |
#29436 (39/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryano> grape juice + vodka > red wine |
#29466 (39/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+SillyHalfMexican> omg i found bl4des post
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dear Dr Dick,
<+SillyHalfMexican> I have a little penis and I am wondering, will girls laugh at me?
<+SillyHalfMexican> L, June15
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dr Dick replies: Probably, but who cares if they do! If you've got them to that stage you're probably going to get what you're after.
<@{TsL}VertigoKiller> lmao
<+]eVo[Bl4de> Mexican go join the penis mile high club, you get frequent dick miles for being a little prick |
#31058 (39/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<-Porkroller-> hey, whatever produces the most result with the least labor
<-Porkroller-> is the way to god
<-Porkroller-> go
<-Porkroller-> lolComment: from a staunch atheist
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#32397 (39/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XanK> whatever, looking leads dreaming, dreaming leads to touching, touching leads to ass sex... |
#33365 (39/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Darren> I just found spiderman goatse |
#33841 (39/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> what's your stance on ldap?
<thalakan> uhhhh
<thalakan> it stays crunchy in milk?
<KArmA-> that sounds relatively positive
<thalakan> I mean, come on, you have to give me something more to go on here
<thalakan> If you're planning on using ldap for world domination that's one thing, using it for administrating your desktop logins is anotherComment: #bifemunix
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#34104 (39/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homerj> they need to have better named for OSes
<homerj> naming after cats sucks
<homerj> they say the next one is "Puma"
<homerj> I don't want my OS named after crappy shoes
<herbman> 10.5 "L.A. Gear"
<herbman> 10.6 "Keds"
<herbman> yeah that would be weak
<homerj> 10.7 "Pony" |
#36050 (39/167) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drew> hmmm I have a web page that will not render in firefox, but does work in quanta. It is a page to order a new phone service. Any suggestions on how to get it rendering/working?
<rik> ask the html validator
<rik> validator.w3.org
<maria> stab the designer in the hand until they write a non-broken page? :)
<rik> and how do they do that without a hand?
<maria> you only stab one hand |
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<@Fusion> heh I failed my french project because of freetranslation.com ;/Comment: #idleland on irc.alternatenet.net
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#38063 (39/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Twiztid> My gf called me gay
<Twiztid> I came back with
<Twiztid> "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk it?"
<Twiztid> There was an akward silence...
<Linguica> whats wrong with that
<Twiztid> nothing
<Twiztid> except I was talking to my grandfather |
#40181 (39/195) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DEATH> i have a bloody 16:10 screen now
<DEATH> the way some games look could compete with goatse in terms of stretchiness |
#51089 (39/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Twyce_Dailey> u know... cheap body jewelery isn't fun
<AphonyDissnt> sure it is..
<AphonyDissnt> you can play "what's that infection"Comment: #20something on Undernet
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<swight> Canadian television reports that one of a group of Toronto-area men now in custody on terror-related charges had enrolled in a flight training program as part of a plan to use aircraft in an attack on Canadian targets.
<Jimmothy> someone should "old" those terrorists
<Jimmothy> planes has so been done
<dekkon> planes as weapons is so 2001 |
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<Praz> man, listening to this brings back so few memories
<Praz> mainly just the one, same memory of me sitting in front of a computer but just different applications running on the screen |
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<FuzzyPlushroom> So!
<FuzzyPlushroom> Today's explanation of why Apple is a software company tied to useless, shitty hardware.
<FuzzyPlushroom> I'm cleaning things off of a G4 tower with Tiger for a friend of a friend rather than reformatting, 'cos I don't have the OS X discs and it's almost a new install.
<FuzzyPlushroom> The only USB keyboards I have are from Apple - a LiMac 'board and a full-size USB keyboard similar to the one that probably came with the G4
<FuzzyPlushroom> Both keyboards have ridiculously short cords - the iMac 'board's is about three feet with the plug included and a scoop of generosity; the newer 'board's is even shorter
<FuzzyPlushroom> I have it set up behind my desk because it's the easiest way to connect the monitor (a giant CRT) and power cables
<FuzzyPlushroom> So I said, okay, I'll just daisy-chain the keyboards. They have USB hubs built in.
<FuzzyPlushroom> I plug the second keyboard in and Tiger yells at me, telling me that TWO KEYBOARDS are drawing TOO MUCH POWER from a USB PORT.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Now, I'm typing this on a Dell laptop. I know about USB fucknuttery. This is a new level of uselessness.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Cables that can't reach under a desk combined with woefully inadequate USB ports - both in quality and in number; there are only two - on a once-high-end computer?
<FuzzyPlushroom> Fuck you, Apple. Fuck you with a rake.
<FuzzyPlushroom> And fuck your one-button mice, too, while I'm at it. But thanks for making your OS good enough to recognize a real mouse. That's cool. |
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<Fattie> I'm fuckin hungry gonna go make some food
<Fattie> if I DC call 911, I probably burned down the kitchen
<[FKU]Greycloak> "Hello? 911? I'd like to report a fire at 74.12.122.225" |
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peteromega: So I'm scp'ing a bunch of photos from an external drive on my home machine through my server to a usb stick on this machine, so I can save myself 10 minutes of walking and give this to a guy at a bar a block and a half from my house without going home first.
peteromega: this is why the human race is doomed.
jsbronder: No shit, you should be using rsync. |
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Kitsu: Why would the localization.ltx contain calls to xml files that don't exist?
DekuLink: The xml files probably gave it a fake file path at the party last night. |
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<@Snow_Bass> The three main causes of car accidents: Speeding, texting, and turtle shells |
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<LowBatteryLife> Vengines.
<LowBatteryLife> A car that runs on anger. |
#306479 (40/86) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pressure> What's Forrest Gump's Password?
<Dr_Pressure> 1forrest1 |
#306775 (40/72) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Nine: what is the most stereotypically hipster song?
Nine: preferably one that many people would recognize |
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