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<WiLLSTiFF> I just have a small problem..
<[Piratez]> is that wut the ladies tell u |
#29262 (41/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TeeJay> Never work with animals or children
<Lu-Tze> Does porn count as work?Comment: #pcgam0r on GamesNet
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(Zero-Dai): lol.. IRC sex gods
(Zero-Dai): what an oxymoronComment: #hyperactive austnet.org
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#30516 (41/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sadsfae> why get married? just buy some woman you hate a house |
#31106 (41/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
.oO( KoHa )Oo. :good. do you want me to bring you anything?
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: Hmmm
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: some kind of souviner
.oO( KoHa )Oo.: an alcoholic souvenier?
CRaNKyPlaNKToN : You know "I went to Ukraine and all I got was this T-Shirt" lol
CRaNKyPlaNKToN (12:21 PM) : heheh yah alcohol would be cool :))))
.oO( KoHa )Oo. (12:21 PM) : hehe. ok i'll look for something interesting. "my friend went to ukraine and he brought me a present that caused this puke stain"
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: LOOOOL
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: yah I'm sure there'll be fluids going both up and down my throat!
CRaNKyPlaNKToN:er
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: thats not meant in a sexual way
.oO( KoHa )Oo: too late. bash
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: HAhaha |
#32627 (41/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<docsigma2000> Things like that really make me feel bad about myself, though... what right do I have to complain when I stub my toe, when there are guys out there DRIVING AROUND WITH SHARKS ON THEIR LEGS? |
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<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <dcpsoguy> r00n: Do you sleep?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <@RuneWalsh> nah, sleeping goes against everything I believe in
<vSvAINT> it's kind of sad you have a prepared response for that
<RuneWalsh> no, it's spontaneous
<vSvAINT> Spontaneous like Combustion or Spontaneous like Jerry Lewis?
<RuneWalsh> besides, I responded to that question earlier and didn't feel like typing that again
<RuneWalsh> I'll have to think about that
<RuneWalsh> I wouldn't really call Jerry Lewis spontaneous though
<RuneWalsh> which doubles as my point as well
<vSvAINT> Haha Instantaneous. "NEW! Instantaneous Jerry Lewis! Just add Water!"
<RuneWalsh> "Wow mommy, can I have one?"
<RuneWalsh> "Not till you're older, dear" |
#37858 (41/185) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yed> fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
<Yed> its hard to type fap with 1 hand |
#37929 (41/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ed> Don't say that at an anime convention
<Schizo> why would i be at an anime convention?
* Ed grimaces
<Schizo> if there's an anime convention in town, i'll be there for one reason and one reason only
<Schizo> i'll be at the door handing ponchos to the fatties in sailor moon costumes
<Ed> I'd only go if I could SHOOT the fatties in Sailor Moon costumes
* Ed grimaces
<Aldragoran> lol there you go you can go as a team
<Schizo> i can put targets on the ponchos
<Ed> I'll bring the .30-06
<Aldragoran> Schizo can hand out the ponchos with nice big bullseyes on the back
<Schizo> or numbers, and we make a game of it. after a few hours to get some numbers out, you have to hunt them down in order
<Ed> Something tells me it takes a bit more firepower to kill a fatty than a deer |
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< rebug> if god hates fags how come Jesus was so damn hot?Comment: Theological debates on IRC
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<@DigDug> i had all kinds of disaster dreams
<@DigDug> including one where some troll came in and changed the topicComment: #geekissues -> EFNet
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<4threich> i must be getting old
<4threich> i just farted and it smells like i remember my dad's farts smelling when i was a kid |
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<Proe2> there's this girl at work who is pretty hot
<Mirchar> oh really?
<Proe2> yeah, but ive found it really hard to initiate anything
<Mirchar> you need to get in there before someone else does
<Proe2> well the other day i thought i better man up and do something, i wasn't just gonna let this one slip by, she seems like a really nice girl, so i plucked up the courage and made my move
<Mirchar> and?
<Proe2> She hasn't poked back yet |
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<ranc0r> IT Rule: When Symantec buys a product, it goes to shit. |
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#301667 (41/87) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Knoeki> My penis runs Linux.
<Knoeki> It has a high uptime, works well under load, but when load gets too high, it dumps it's core and reboots :_D
* iamalion formats Knoeki's penis and installs windows 95
<iamalion> not anymore BUHAHAHA
<Knoeki> iamalion: yeah, but now you can play more games with it ;_)Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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<@packrat> ugh, whose great idea was it to tie piercing sizes to wire gauge standards
<+indigo> i think it's a great idea
<+Stormgren> probably because piercing posts, are, to an extent, based on metal wire?
<@packrat> sucks for stretching though
<+indigo> it makes answering questions like "how much current could the hole in my ear handle, when filled with copper?" easy
<+Stormgren> LMAO
<@packrat> hah
<+Stormgren> that depends on how fast your earlobe can dissipate heat
<+Stormgren> otherwise you have to provide a earlobe derating factor to the wire
<+indigo> i'd think an ear is a better heatsink than air
<@packrat> yeah, bloodflow can dissipate heat to the rest of the body
<+indigo> it's liquid cooled |
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<Somebody> Who knows, maybe you created AI, and have a bot speaking instead of you.
<fahadsadah> So what if I have?
<fahadsadah> Is that a crime?
<fahadsadah> Are you prejudiced against bots?
<fahadsadah> Brb, oil chang^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hperforming typical human activities |
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< wombatguy> i'm actually writing a decompiler that turns anything sent to it into a hello world example
< wombatguy> i figure after that I can just reverse the process and voilaComment: #nesdev
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<wenqi> projection just means where is the point on the plane
<Withad> bleh. i shall get to that at some point.
<Withad> or maybe i'll just find somewhere quiet to curl up and die.
<wenqi> try library 4th or 5th floor, those are pretty quiet
<kenmcfa> or 3rd?
<wenqi> 3 is ok but i think it's a no wifi floor |
#303435 (41/79) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nativehomie> married onijin?
<~onijin> no
<~onijin> I have a fleshlight |
#307122 (43/91) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Nortaneous> goddamnit
<+Nortaneous> after five tries, i finally remembered how to open the run program dialog instead of switching workspaces
<+Nortaneous> so i opened the thing and accidentally typed irssi instead of putty
<+Nortaneous> nothing happened
<+Nortaneous> so i opened it again
<+Nortaneous> typed irssi *again*
<+Nortaneous> but on my third try, i got it
<+Nortaneous> opened putty
<+Nortaneous> got the login as dialog
<+Nortaneous> and tried to login as irssi
<+Nortaneous> i'm moving to a fucking cave in the woods. |
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<cky> "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
<jmkeyes> ohhh logical fallacies
<cky> jmkeyes: Indeed!!
<cky> The fallacy here being that "nothing" is not a single point, but is a massive space.
<cky> And that the two "nothings" above refer to different points in that space.
<KirarinSnow> cky: the fallacy is that 'nothing' is not of the same semantic type as any particular thing
<KirarinSnow> though it appears to be syntactically the same
<KirarinSnow> a particular thing is of type e
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' is of type <<e, t>, t>
<KirarinSnow> in other words, to evaluate a sentence "the cake is a lie", where "the cake" is an expression of type e denoting an object
<KirarinSnow> and "is a lie" is an expression of type <e, t> (that is, a predicate mapping objects of type e to truth values)
<KirarinSnow> we apply the function denoted by "is a lie", which is λx.[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> to the individual denoted by "the cake"
<KirarinSnow> and we get a truth value
<KirarinSnow> with 'nothing', on the other hand, you have the sentence "nothing is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you can't apply the same function because 'nothing' is not an expression of type e
<KirarinSnow> instead, you apply the function denoted by 'nothing' to the predicate instead
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' denotes \lambda P. \lambda x.~P(x)
<KirarinSnow> when you apply this lambda to the function denoted by "is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you get by beta reduction
<KirarinSnow> \forall x.~[(\lambda y.[y is a lie])(x)]
<KirarinSnow> another round of beta reduction gives you
<KirarinSnow> \forall x.~[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> this is how quantifiers work in semantics (on the basic level)
<KirarinSnow> linguists love lambdas
<Daeken> wow
<Daeken> it's rare that 30 lines here will go completely over my head. you pulled it off. |
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<JoeCreates> I've a question about memory pooling
<icetooth> add that chemical that turns leaked memory blue so you can track down the source |
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<haq> so you get thermal cycling outside the projected envelopes, plus RoHS lead free solder means all your ball soldered components eventually crack away from the boards
<haq> i would strangle the last whale to death with a dorito bag if i could get real solder back in electronics |
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