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#311181 (38/62) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Maali> hm, google scholar fucked up the autogenerated description of my phd thesis
<Maali> it basically shows broken random crap like A#$*UAD $FFVCVADFHSD *OIRWEIUNC and then 'by darwin himself'
<Maali> looks like darwin was summoning the kthulhu so i wont even bother changing the description, it's just perfect! |
#311245 (38/56) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nacht> I sold body armor in a rite aid parking lot yesterday.
<Naraka> I love everything about that.
<nacht> Ohio ftw
<nacht> Are you a felon? No? Here buy this AK and 2000 rounds out of my trunk. |
#311675 (40/50) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<worf_> ... FML
<worf_> "how to prevent Edge from reopening a page after a crash?"
<worf_> 1. unplug your ethernet cable and disable your wifi connection
<worf_> 2. start edge, which wont be able to load the page that is causing the crash because there is no internet connection
<worf_> 3. close the offending tab |
#1309 (39/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ TwinWork is craving chinese
(TwinWork) any asian girls in here? |
#1584 (39/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could.
<Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow"
<Invictus[A]> you're a fag for even thinkin' about it |
#1911 (39/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<D\TOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<D\TOX> 'cause she's grounded
<D\TOX> but in a month she can |
#2012 (39/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers. |
#5784 (39/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<onTheReal> evb = fagget?
<evb> onthereal: No, I'm just fabulous. |
#6205 (39/196) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well
knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it. |
#6737 (39/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble
<dav^> uncola: help
<uncola> dav^: what did you do?
<dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my friends login/pass
<dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards
<uncola> haha |
#6970 (39/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting. |
#7005 (39/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through. Okay. ;-) |
#9136 (39/223) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4 or 5 hour drive from any beaches. |
#11384 (39/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@{Defenderz}] heh... you know this is all the british's fault, technically
[@{Defenderz}] I don't blame Britain... but... it still is thier flaw they sparked this whole thing :-P
[+Dark_Brood] Yeah they went to america in the first place |
#11611 (39/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today?
Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT" |
#13398 (39/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(drifter) I broke my rioport player
(jafo) how?
(drifter) but I'm just gonna take it back to the store and get it replaced
(jafo) trying to upload mpegs to it?
(drifter) plugged in the power source to the earphone jack.
(drifter) cos the power source looks like it goes there. |
#13594 (39/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...
<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end. |
#14367 (39/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you?
<SDs8ball> Krogzar : YES IN DUE TIME
*** SDs8ball was kicked by P ((Krogzar) ta time is due) |
#14572 (39/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hewbert> goths have been progressivly wearing less clothing as the years have gone by
<hewbert> how shamless!
<hewbert> they should be progressivly wearing more and MORE clothing
<hewbert> until they are bundled up with 200 pound parkas
<Unfy> they would have names like goth_eskimo_69
<hewbert> you could save on facepaint by using snow |
#15485 (39/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on IRC is going to witty as fuck or make an ass out of themself doing so. |
#15790 (39/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<catlike> SQUIRRELS TRY TO COPULATE ON MY BALCONY
<Dayv> You're just jealous.
<Dayv> You wish Chris was daring enough to copulate with you on the balcony.
<Dayv> But he is too busy reading nanog. |
#16807 (39/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing?
<hyatt> mpt, sitting here in my underwear talking to you. |
#18795 (39/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
GrndBe: The primary blockade in the way of my current interest of sexual nature is her sister.
GrndBe: Go figure.
* Strider_ decides to go make himself some food.
GrndBe: mmph
GrndBe: I need a widescreen TV
ChrisC: how so?
*** Signoff: Quix (Ping timeout for Quix[BayArea56k649.NetWiz.Net])
GrndBe: ChrisC: which?
ChrisC: how is the sister the blockade?
GrndBe: ah
GrndBe: She tends to get in the way at unfourtunate moments
GrndBe: We nearly kissed 5-6 times one night
GrndBe: and every time
GrndBe: right before our lips met
GrndBe: her sister said something
Dead_Ed: so kiss the sister first
Dead_Ed: then punch her in the face |
#20147 (39/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of fag. |
#20832 (39/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<damn_fig> someone needs to form Bashaholics Anonymous
* DirtyPunk submits damn_fig's quote to bash. |
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