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#302911 (34/50) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+psypete> sometimes i want to poop
<+psypete> but then i try to go and i can't
<+psypete> and i feel like i've let myself down
<+ashi> It is natural to become attached to something you carry inside you for an extended period of time.
<+ashi> Feeling it grow ... and move.
<+ashi> Still, you have to let go when the time comes.
<+rowboat> thats some shitty advice |
#303004* (?/61) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Shumuu|away> well, eric got 'raided' by the police about 2 hours ago
<@TSND-hell> 'raided'? Are there different types?
<+Shumuu|away> very funny actually. party wound down and it was just me and him left
<+Shumuu|away> so we rolled a blunt and went to the back yard to just chill out
<@TSND-hell> Leave it to stoners to getting high while people get busted
<+Shumuu|away> yea, anyways we were sitting there for about 20 mins. rolled another j
<+Shumuu|away> when we start hearing steps and talking etc surrounding his little fence
<+Shumuu|away> so we just stayed quiet, stoned not sure wtf it was then we start hearing talking
<+Shumuu|away> 'ok, when entry team goes in the front we move past this fence and get anyone trying to run out the back'
<+Shumuu|away> 'shit is he sitting right there? can he hear us?
<+Shumuu|away> eric: 'Fine morning officers' 'shit he did hear us' eric: 'Want me to put my hands up now?'
<+Shumuu|away> 'that would be great' 'oh also come over and unlock this gate'
<+Shumuu|away> so the cops come in, arrest hinm quietly calmly all the good shit and im still sitting there with a joint in my hand wondering wtf is going on
<+Shumuu|away> cop comes up to me 'that some weed you smoking?' me: 'Im not sure what you're talking about me and my friend had just walked outside when you guys called for us to put our hands up'
<+Shumuu|away> cop 'that would be best for us if we could say it exactly that way' me: 'so this isnt a joint in my hand?'
<+Shumuu|away> cop 'what joint?'. it was a fairly interesting raid.. would rather they kicked in some doors or some shit
<+Shumuu|away> so while the cops were off doing w/e i was taking baby hits off the j then finally tossed it once i seen what my guess is the front door entry team walking around the side of the house
<@TSND-hell> What happened to you? Why are you still here and not arrested?
<+Shumuu|away> well its not a crime to be around people that do. they did the whole police check on me then told me to scram
<+Shumuu|away> and not to come back anytime soon.
<@TSND-hell> Only stoners get these type of stories, so what are you doing the rest of the day?
<+Shumuu|away> getting stoned some more that shit was funny as hell
<@TSND-hell> and then us nerds get to hear of all these escapades online.. It's as if I can now say I was at a place that was raided. Ty might get the ladies
<+Shumuu|away> bahahahaha you would have to go out and talk to women. |
#304441* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ford> Man
<Ford> If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian
<omegawill> Really?
<omegawill> I don't know I mean I guess I hadn't thought about it
<omegawill> I guess if I were a woman I'd be an accountant |
#305561 (33/73) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xved> proteins are the most important thing that lets complex cellular things work
<xved> and there are so many and they all can do different interesting things...
<@Rorschach> Can they dance?
<xved> certainly
<xved> some of them can zip DNA too
<xved> where would DNA be without proteins? its fly would be undone!
<@Rorschach> Yes, one needs to keep one's genes zipped |
#307112* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snooper> Shade: I like my women how I like my coffee.
<Snooper> I don't like coffee.
<Snooper> Makes me sick. :cComment: Snooper is incredibly homosexual
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#307572 (33/67) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< nathan> GODDAMNIT
< nathan> my DB is being an anus to me
< tonyb486> ANUS DB?!
< tonyb486> with the anusdb, every user gets their own "anus," and are encouraged to say things like "just store it in my anus" |
#309219 (34/54) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Kain_Dragoon> lol..... just ran google translate on a page full of names of hentai doujinshi
<@Kain_Dragoon> its funny shit
<@Kain_Dragoon> its so literal
<@Kain_Dragoon> Relocation of the capital hundred raw vagina
<@Kain_Dragoon> ROFL
<@Zinic> And this is why I don't do this |
#309303* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mordja> I'd kill for your job
<Mordja> You
<Mordja> Specifically
<Hi> you'd have to absorb my powers
<Hi> highlander style
<Mordja> I can work it
<Mordja> Though I should probably watch Highlander first
<BitchtitsMcGee> you'll have to buy a good, sharp sword
<BitchtitsMcGee> so there's some investment required
<Mordja> To Kickstarter
<Pingcode> 'Help me kill Hi, need money for plane ticket and katana'
<Hi> hmmm, what do I get for $100
<@drunkill> a shirt
<Hi> that's not bad
<@drunkill> it's just a plain shirt from target
<thatbastardken> could probably get a decent machete for less than $100
<Mordja> I'll just pick something up from IKEA
<Unoriginal_Nick> machetes are like $5
<Mordja> There you go. I'll still need to kickstart the flight tho\
<Hi> are you all still talking about murdering me
<%Geomancing> Yes but they're downgrading the quality of materials you'll be recieving
<%Geomancing> Soon it'll be a trip by chicken truck and beheading you with a slightly sharp fence post.
<thatbastardken> a short walk and a politely worded letter
<Mordja> Gotta budget these things
<Pingcode> Quickening on a budget
<thatbastardken> small risk of a paper cut
<thatbastardken> there can be quite a few, if they want to.
<thatbastardken> no pressure though
<Hi> look if this thing is going to happen anyway I can bankroll some of the project, I want this to be a classy job |
#309615 (33/45) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< froggey> ALARM!!! SENSIBLE DESIGN CHOICE SPOTTED IN PERL!! DANGER DANGER DANGER! |
#309867 (33/65) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Clarke> Haskell is like dropping a trident missile on the problem; MUMPS and PHP are like slamming two uranium chunks together by hand. |
#310390 (33/77) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> to explain reddit, it's basically a large anus comprised of many sub-anuses |
#310603 (34/44) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< The-Compiler> I really wonder how the new firmware will look with the monochrome screens
<@Katharine> Monochrome. |
#311079 (33/53) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snesbot> Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?
<Screwtape> I do not.
<Jistuce> Love can't bloom on a battlefield because love is a battlefield.
<Screwtape> And we can't have nested battlefields, that would be *crazy*.
<Screwtape> What is this, Disgaea?
<Jistuce> Pretty sure it's The Sims. |
#612 (34/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore
<Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT! |
#1524 (34/188) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass
(tiko) bill: I do
(dawly) me too :)
(superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first |
#1977 (34/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #bearcave
*** Topic is 'This is NOT a warez channel....' |
#3557 (34/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with best?"
<mightyflo> that's an odd question
<redbatszu> dusteating nanobots?
<mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote
<mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair |
#3650 (34/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@watchy): hey io
(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction
(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm
(@watchy): haha
*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood)
(@[IO]): or not |
#5495 (34/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<roded> i have one last thing i can try
*** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) |
#5810 (34/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<A|exander> i bet aguilera would be as dirty as fuck
<DarthJesus> I dunno'
<DarthJesus> I think she'd be too self involved to want to do anything for you
<A|exander> not if i knocked her unconscious first. |
#6369 (34/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs
<Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our lifeforce |
#6938 (34/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eric> ...whered #goatsex go?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> ...whats lleh backwards?
<LdySaphyre> cheerleader. |
#7108 (34/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass"
(Leper_Mess) goose; you know.. get a donkey, and speak without moving your lips so it looks like the donkey's talking. |
#7467 (34/186) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate Communications" now
<tris> maybe they are the ones running the routers
<neruaL> that would imply that a) they were running and b) someone had control
over it |
#7835 (34/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ð Zibblsnrt waaahs. Freezing rain warnings still
<rob`> that's gotta suck :P
<Prophet4> it looks kinda cool though, with a layer of ice all over everything
<Zibblsnrt> it sucks more after two days, when trees start collapsing
<rob`> hey, the daffodils are sprouting.
<Zibblsnrt> don't make me mail you a bomb in a container of Agent Orange |
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