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<`Riku> my god
<`Riku> someone actually has a licence plate in Finland that says "GOA-753" |
#39173 (35/117) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass
<monkey216> fuck..... |
#147599 (35/139) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ratfor> my roomates are play sharades
<Ratfor> tim is using his hands to do bios beep codes.
<Ratfor> 3-3-1 |
#297589 (35/389) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ooops> WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISNEY MOVIES AND MICHAEL JACKSON
<ooops> DISNEY MOVIES CAN STILL TOUCH KIDSComment: #themaxx on efnet
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#300508* (?/77) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sebas> Heh. Instead of setting the oven to 200 degrees for 40 minutes, my mum set it to 40 degrees for 200 minutes
<Sebas> So dinner is later |
#300933 (35/89) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< John_D_Home> Sean M is sick, I'm on the phone with (a client), and everyone else doesn't come in for a while
< John_D_Home> Kristoff is in fact our only hope
< Xtoff> I LIEK BURRRRRRITOOOOOSSSS!!!!1
< cputans> he seems like the perfect person to put your hope in
< cputans> yeap |
#301914 (35/119) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stormgren> She's sorta hitting on him
<Stormgren> but she's a known oddball
<Stormgren> like if you broke up with her, you'd find squirrel skulls hanging on your doorknob crazy
<Jesus> cleaned skulls, or still bloody?
<Jesus> also, does that crazy translated into depraved sexual acts?
<muchomas> depraved or not, it'll end in tears
<Dopey> is she single? |
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<pantherchild> we were at dinner the other night and i was describing something. 'you know, a brick. like you throw at people' dead silence and then...'you know you can build houses with bricks' |
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Life247> Does anyone here know much about Gimp the imaging program?
<remaniac> I know that paint.NET is easier than GIMP
<Gimp> why on earth is everyone obsessed with image editing in this bloody channel?
<Yanni> Hahaha.
<Gimp> Seriously. I'm in around 20 channels on various networks, and this is the ONLY ONE that I get random pings from.
<Gimp> Hell, I'm in channels dedicated to discussing open source software and I get next to no notifications from those that aren't aimed at me
<Gimp> I think I need to case sensitize my notifications.
<remaniac> Hahaha.
<remaniac> That would help a bit. But Life used Gimp, whereas I used GIMP. so...
* ska (ben@scave-3BA85BDD.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #n
<ska> hey, are there any image makers in the audience?
<ska> i need a wallpaper pronto |
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Phil: C++ is java's uncle that never comes to visit, and had half his face blown off when he stepped on a landmine, also he's a pedophile.
Phil: But he's the industry standard. |
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<a1104477> does anyone have a good site to DL free 3d models from?
<awox> for?
<cmrn> 3d models
<cmrn> cant you read
<awox> what the fuck are the models for
<awox> fuck
<cmrn> 3d
<cmrn> dumbass
<awox> WHAT IS HIS INTENTIONS
<cmrn> to get 3d models
<cmrn> T.T
<awox> a1104477: fuck you I'm not helping you anymore |
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<Lios_Rinlye> ....
<Saito> `````
<Lios_Rinlye> it got quiet >.>
-!- Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou [chatzilla@bua-31-854-61-30.tx.res.rr.com] has joined #touhou
<Saito> My periods are on the ceiling :O
<Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou> .....
<Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou> CONTECT
<Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou> CONTEXT
<Lios_Rinlye> o.o
<Immobile_Chibi_Imoutou> SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME CONTEXTComment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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M4arin: brb
Rwa: again?
Rwa: you need to start telling me what you're ditching me for, i'm bored.
Rwa: or maybe, you're not afk at all. you're probably sitting there, in front of your computer, getting annoyed by the new-message-on-steam sound as you try to focus on whatever porn you're watching and jacking off to?
M4arin: fuck you
M4arin is now Offline. |
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<Crescens2k> well, there are some h-manga artists who think you can fit arms, legs and penises the size of your arm in there without any problem, so why not a horses head |
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<yamar> note: you would have to throw a hotdog at 1800mph to cook it with air friction
<qazwsx> yamar: how did you arrive by that answer
<qazwsx> Ah shit, brain's at it again
<yamar> qazwsx, it was on r/askscience
<yamar> which is like a nirvana for me
<qazwsx> Gotta take into account drag coefficients, cooling due to convection
<yamar> they did
<qazwsx> Easiest and simplest way
<yamar> was a <massive> explanation with lots of math
<yamar> including multiplying the velocity by 2 or so to account for heat lost to the air etc
<qazwsx> And wrongest way would just be to work out the specific heat needed to raise temperature by x degrees then use 1/2mv^2,
<adpaolucci> sup
<qazwsx> And use that as a lower bound
<adpaolucci> ewww math
<qazwsx> Holy shit it's nearly 00:30
* adpaolucci shoots himself
<qazwsx> Need sleep
<qazwsx> Night y'all
-few mins later-
<qazwsx> Godamnit, yamar
<yamar> hmm?
<yamar> got you stuck on the hotdog problem did I?
<qazwsx> I'm thinking about how to do this with drag coefficients and differential equations
<qazwsx> differential
<qazwsx> right
<yamar> hahah
<qazwsx> I'm going to assume a spherical hot-dog
<qazwsx> so, meatball then
<brjannc> lmfao
<qazwsx> oh damn, I haven't thought about conduction yet
<brjannc> "assume a spherical horse"
<yamar> the meatball would flake apart well before reaching any suitable speedComment: We did not end up solving this one. #vox on esper.net
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-Link posted about Humble Indie Bundle purchases-
<Ethan> I find that kind of odd
<StabbySpazzOut> why ?
<Ethan> linux users pay more than mac users
<StabbySpazzOut> mac users have no money left
<StabbySpazzOut> they spent it all on their computer |
#309830 (35/53) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< MadCamel> back in the day I used to go to sleep with bots running and get an SMS alarm on my phone when GMs would show up to talk to me. I could talk back via SMS too. That passed every botcheck because everything was screwed up back then and they were not allowed to use their judgment.. even though my clients were CLEARLY automated.
< MadCamel> That wouldn't fly now. That's a good thing. Heh.
< t3st3r> Hmm, reasonable :)
< V0id> MadCamel: because now you're too old to wake up within 2mins? :D
< MadCamel> V0id: that too! lol |
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<Garf> anyone here know something about chickens?
<Garf> can they, like, get impregnated and lay new eggs while they're breeding existing ones?
<Garf> it is vitally important I know because I'm having a discussion about the evolutionary advantages of the platypusComment: #foobar2000
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<McMartin> "Think of silver as an easily-portable cow that does not moo."
<McMartin> New favorite piece of clan 'advice'
<Loweko> the clan is having trouble with the concept of representative currency?
<McMartin> This is what happens when cows are your unit of account. |
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<Krrrlson> racist joke?
<+GIR> What do white people and black people have in common? They both seem okay over here'
<Krrrlson> this isn't racist at all
<bp> yeah that's like the opposite of racist
<tacodog> that actually made me feel pretty good |
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< NoelShourai> recently i discovered
< NoelShourai> i can actually draw sonic the hedgehog really well now
< NoelShourai> i think i should be worried |
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<Metaphysician> Argggh. What to play as in Pillars of Eternity...
<Voct> a pillar
<Drewbear> Eternity
<Freudian> of |
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<&kapitank> oh wow a mistype such a rare thing that deserves being pointed out every time it hapens =^)
<~LexPro> hapens
<&T2norway> hapens |
#1183 (36/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten
(notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him
(notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum
(notME) i watched it
(notME) i wasn't going to spank him
(notME) d00d no
(notME) i turned around
(notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass
(notME) i didn't want to spank him
(notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster |
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* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much
<mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i didn't feel you were screwing mine :/
<CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume you actually possess a mind |
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