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#8072 (34/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** LiL^EbBiE was kicked by Avatar (it's rude to not reply when someone's talking to you)
<Avatar> i'm gonna be a great father
<arturo> sif
<arturo> you'll just gaffer tape them up when they say rude words and kick them out of the room every time they play up |
#8466 (34/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<helminthes> hey i had a vision today of some fat old man with a dog sitting on campus and he goes, "hey, pet my dog" and i say, "heh no thanks i gotta go to class." "but the dog's cute, look at him." "no man, see ya" "DOG HATER!!! DOG HATER!! HE JUST HIT MY DOG IN THE FACE" {i run away} |
#11343 (34/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@FoX> for the record
<@FoX> she never cybered me
<@FoX> i cybered her
<@FoX> :D
<@FoX> oh yeh....did i forget to mention i kept gettign the message no such Nick/Channel |
#12342 (34/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Atob> YOU CANT SAY "I SEE" IN TWO CHARACTERS IT'S LAZY
<Mortimer> fine
<Mortimer> i'll take a note of that
<Atob> Unless you're being ironic, then it's fine.
<Atob> But you have to be inside an ironclad and claim sanctuary.
<Mortimer> "i am presently in visual and mental awareness of the aforementioned fact"
<Mortimer> sound good?
<Atob> Sure is. |
#14201 (34/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit city :(
sourgirldaisey : hahahah
sourgirldaisey : did you get his number?
sourgirldaisey : :)
slightlypissed : no, I kinda just walked faster |
#17002 (34/206) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ryano> i ain't drank dick for shit in months
<reston> try a lemondrop bodyshot
<reston> get some fly bitch and rub sugar on her tummy... lick it, take a shot of vodka
<reston> and then eat a lemon
<jonathans> is that some kind of homosexual alternative to tequila shots
<reston> yea jon
<reston> but its good
<jonathans> sugar instead of salt
<jonathans> lemon instead of lime
<jonathans> a chick instead of your hand
<jonathans> its beginning to make sense to me. |
#18895 (35/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Swank> I really only use lisp these days for scriptin tools for emacs
<Fedaykin> you used the e word
<Swank> if my editor can't make me breakfast it isn't useful enough
<Fedaykin> ehehe
<Fedaykin> if my editor can make me breakfast, it's ass needs to be in the kitchen |
#20517 (34/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SteamedHams> jesus christ, it's not like insulting zirc is blasphemy for gods sake
<SteamedHams> fucking hell
<SteamedHams> moses cunt
<SteamedHams> apostle gayrape |
#28462 (34/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<avarrin> sup manda
<avarrin> :)
<ShexyBish> hey you..
<ShexyBish> nada
<ShexyBish> bored as fucjk
<ShexyBish> er
<ShexyBish> ruck
<ShexyBish> danm
<avarrin> haha
<ShexyBish> fuck
<hippyjoe> see
<hippyjoe> women and computers...
<ShexyBish> i havent even started drinking yet |
#29201 (34/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kegObeer> Klez is a virus? I thought it was the lesbian that came bundled with KDE |
#30507 (34/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<qbix003> I wanna buy one of those $100 pads
<qbix003> so they don't slide around
<Xylene> qbix003
<Xylene> you can get some $5 pads here
<Xylene> http://www.stayfree.com/Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#34376 (34/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Prophet_Tenebrae> charles kennedy - is getting a lot of news coverage.
<Steveo> Richard, is he sober or something?
<Prophet_Tenebrae> apparently he doesn't have a drink problem.
<Prophet_Tenebrae> but quite frankly if you were leader of the lib dems, being wasted is about the only way you could carry on. |
#35813 (34/200) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Biggs`) LOL omg
(Biggs`) my server just started beeping
(Biggs`) like really fast
(Biggs`) I was like "WTF?!"
(Biggs`) then I realised my laptop was resting on the keyboard
(@ddew|bofh) hehehe
(Biggs`) I thought the fucker had caught fire for a minute :/ |
#36719 (34/174) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<%sketchataki> i biked to the beach today...hung out with a hott chick...biked back... xD long bike ride but i got a phone number...
<&James_> how old was she?
<%sketchataki> 87Comment: Extract from #HPHC on irc.halca.org
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#39677 (34/126) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Aero says your mom is like a shotgun Monte_Kano; one cock and she's ready to blow.
<Monte_Kano> i wish my mom was a shotgun
<ModdedCyborg> OH DEAR GOD |
#39892 (34/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jk0> the teacher is kind of hot
<@psych0sys> i had a hot teacher once
<@psych0sys> took em 45min to put out the flames |
#51314 (34/272) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Patr1ck> wait, why do you have a web cam?
<Patr1ck> there is no broadband here
<DarkSenay> i was supposed to talk with my GF at home
<DarkSenay> yeah, found out there was no broadband
<DarkSenay> and we broke up |
#144784 (34/178) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shamyl> just re-installed windows
<Shamyl> its like getting out of prison |
#246782 (34/84) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
atari2600a: People still use that gross Antivirus stuff?
blargg: People keep using that gross operating system. |
#299940 (34/206) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Argent> Bad laws are a gateway drug to complete social collapse. |
#300564 (35/67) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Alpha_Bling: You know what a masked booby bird is?
Alpha_Bling: from galapagos islands?
BadSpoon: probably similar to a bearded tit |
#301229 (34/64) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< MacForker> Arg, my family is weird.
< MacForker> They just argued with me you can't serve pork medium.
< tonyola> conventional wisdom is that pork should be thoroughly cooked
< MacForker> Sure, 20 years ago
< CuriosTiger> Conventional wisdom is that pork from 20 years ago should not be eaten :P |
#301706 (24/58) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<the_seraphim> ive taped up all my fingers... so my nails heal before they fall off
<the_seraphim> makes it... different, to type
<Capn_Refsmmat> err
<Capn_Refsmmat> what exactly did you do to them?
<the_seraphim> several things...
<the_seraphim> remember our discussion about strong bases and skin
<Capn_Refsmmat> were you the one snubbing gloves?
<the_seraphim> aye captain
<Capn_Refsmmat> oh dear.
<Capn_Refsmmat> and how did that go for you?
<the_seraphim> well... got some on my fingers, went "oww!" shook my hands and smacked them on a wall
<the_seraphim> ive still got... some skin
<Capn_Refsmmat> shaking hands works wonders for getting chemicals off, I understand
<Capn_Refsmmat> far better than things like sinks
<the_seraphim> well i then went to a sink...
<the_seraphim> hence why ive still got /some/ skin left
<Capn_Refsmmat> invest in any gloves yet?
<the_seraphim> yeah.... huge rubber gauntlets |
#303038* (?/74) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Anti-X> * |\
<@Anti-X> | |
<@Anti-X> * |/
<@Anti-X> ITS A MEGAMOTICON! |
#303792 (35/77) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<emFox> Kali ma!
* emFox rips Novu's still-beating heart out of his chest and lowers his body into a flame pit.
<emFox> Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
<Novu_Ferret> This is how I know he loves me |
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