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#2753 (36/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<vman_> wow
<vman_> 2 iranians in here
<vman_> amazing
<vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS
<vman_> HAHA! |
#5421 (36/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Lots42 has just finished perusing Ladyj.net and is now very frightened
<LJ-atwork> Lots: frightened?
<Lots42> LJ yes. Since you have the eyes and nose of my ex-girlfriend.
<LJ-atwork> in a jar |
#6998 (36/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday |
#10488 (36/214) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked for him were the most honest people he ever knew
TX Luder : interesting
TX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be honest after youve had a dick in you ass
TX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken seriously |
#17115 (36/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<felix> we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right?
<felix> OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO
MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND
TRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD. SO I SIT DOWN AND THINK....
THEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC |
#17941 (36/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GameFang11> He says, and he pulls out sword from the wall
<GameFang11> he loses 3 HP
<GameFang11> The Thief attacks Christ
<Chris-Hotwire-Ashtear> hehehe
<GameFang11> DAMN! *Chris
<Drakkor> man
<Drakkor> you are going to hell |
#20210 (36/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Spazz> http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Bush&q2=Gore&B1=Make+a+fight%21 &compare=1&langue=us
<@Spazz> Bush wins the popular vote.
<+roman> ..
<+roman> This is the internet.
<+roman> You expected BUSH to lose? |
#24147 (36/212) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Clarke Eesdope> new skill dom? do explain
<Dominius Gompers> You have to get level 35 though. Then your zombies become more powerful
<Clarke Eesdope> more powerful zombies eh
<Robert Deleard> It won't be a zombie though...it’ll be a different creature
<Clarke Eesdope> can it be an elephant
<Clarke Eesdope> or some sort of enormous slug
<Robert Deleard> no, sorry..
<Clarke Eesdope> oh that's ok
<Clarke Eesdope> sometimes i just get in that slug summoning mood |
#27192 (36/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cyric--> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. I'm not about to divulge in any late night homo erotics with you bunch of lifeless retards. I bid you farewell.
<Cyric--> FUCK
<Cyric--> cat was sick on my bed |
#30414 (36/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war
<AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them? |
#31637 (36/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dEkOr> i wanna fucking kill myself... my cat died and i just pressed reset with my toe by accident and lost 3gb of queues |
#37727 (36/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kurt> you know, if I look up my quotes on qdb.us I appear to be a racist, sexist anti-semite
<Kurt> however, this is not painting the full picture
<StealthNinjaGirl> you also eat small cute kittens?
<Kurt> I would
<Kurt> but we don't have any
<StealthNinjaGirl> ate them all, already?
<Kurt> yeah
<Kurt> they were a bit stringyComment: #maddox on WhatNET
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#38302 (36/182) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+kirk> I DISCOVERED A STRING OF ASCII CHARACTERS THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR COCKS BREAK OUT IN WARTS IF YOU SEE IT
<+kirk> DO WHAT I SAY OR I PRINT IT OUT
» mode/#GNAA [+m] by Pi
» mode/#GNAA [-vo kirk kirk] by Pi
<@Pi> can't print out a damn thing now |
#39529 (36/118) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm masturbating
<Raxor> then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my genitals she stands there and pretends nothing happened
<Raxor> just looks straight at me and says "come set the table"
<Raxor> then she kept standing there until I finally said, "okay..."
<Borisyen> she was waiting to be asked to 'help out' bwahahaha
<Raxor> then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned the porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick on the screen the whole time
<Raxor> well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table setting. |
#44155 (36/166) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tina_> ill have u know im very happy with my partner
<jeriko> sure, but does he know that we fucked 3 months ago you dirty little slut. but don't worry i won't say anything to russell
<tina_> im not sure if he knows. why not ask tina when she releives her MOM from the computer?
* jeriko (jeriko@pyramid.majic.org) has left #disturbed |
#45845 (36/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
DaMnHeDgEs: dude gtg
DaMnHeDgEs: laptop is smoking
DaMnHeDgEs signed off at 6:30:43 PM. |
#47129 (36/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> We had to make up traffic signs in driver ed.
<GenericLoser> Some guy made a house shaped sign that said "Yo Momma's House Ahead". |
#52657 (36/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Glowsun: did you hear about evel knievel's latest stunt?
MrMoog_: no?
Glowsun: he's going to ride through ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back
MrMoog_: XD XD XD |
#54787 (36/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<irokie> be there any other interesting channels on this network?
<maff> #bearcave
<sxh> #bearcave
<jestuh> #bearcave
<Nades> #bearcave
<Thuryn> #bearcave |
#151396 (36/130) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Garrett> I was speaking with a student the other day, he was all like, "One thing I like about being a student? I get a week vacation man! I'm sitting at home, playing video games, watching porn, sleeping in, while you, you my friend, you gotta go to work."
<Garrett> and I said, "sure. But while you're watching porn, playing games, and so on, I'm making $600." |
#223328 (36/164) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<toastido> SO... Dr. Phil says that there is a 'cheating' gene
<GaidinBDJ> toastido: Yea, it's called "Y"Comment: #fark
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#285772 (36/92) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Betty!: he's engaged?!?!?
Erik: haha i dont know how serious that is
Erik: its facebook, not real life
Erik: i mean if that was true then i'd suddenly have a lot more lesbian friends |
#296865* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Paradox> ok, so
<Paradox> I forgot what the latin root for 'hairy' was
<Paradox> so I punched in 'hairy latin' into google |
#300090 (36/78) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cpltn> how should i calculate if i got a picture that is 26530 x 8923 and i want to scale it down proportionally?
<OnErr0r> um.. math? |
#301243 (36/108) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[nickeax] If you could be any monarch, which would you choose?
[Hex] batman
[robzy] batman |
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