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#245926 (32/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<azn_jesus> also, I think I won at oktobervfest
<azn_jesus> I'm not sure what I won but I have some chick's stockings on my pants
<azn_jesus> scratch that, I seem to be in her car
<azn_jesus> I think she's telling me we're going to my place
<azn_jesus> yup, at my place now
<azn_jesus> passing out now, brbComment: #bifemunix EFNet
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#296571 (32/96) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*Global* A novice srvx class will be starting in about 10 minutes. Please /join #class if you would like to attend and learn more about what features are available to you and how to use them.
<Fax> A cervix class?
<Fax> I wasn't aware you could get a gynecology degree over the internet |
#301805* (?/60) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Motley: so I must be pretty damn high
Phil: yeah?
Motley: I was looking at myself in the mirror of my dorm's shared bathroom
Motley: and this guy walks up and goes "how you feelin'?"
Motley: I looked at him for a second looked back at the mirror
Motley: and then I said what I truly believe is the greatest stoner line ever:
Motley: "I feel like I'm looking at myself from the other side of the mirror."
Motley: he stared at my reflection for about ten seconds and then just stopped sucking my dick and walked away
Phil: what? he sucked your dick?
Motley: either that or none of this really happened and I'm just high... you decide
Phil: o_o |
#303226* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[10:15 PM] EliteKitten: My sister's walking around our house in a bra, without a shirt on.
[10:16 PM] Towedwart: She's doing it because she knew you would type about it and hook her up with her dream man (me).
[10:16 PM] EliteKitten: she has a boy friend
[10:16 PM] DJmetal: its me
[10:16 PM] Towedwart: She'll have a new one soon.
[10:16 PM] EliteKitten: pfft, is your name mike?
[10:16 PM] Kralis: yes
[10:16 PM] DJmetal: yes
[10:16 PM] EliteKitten: lol, cuz her boyfriend's name is Kyle
[10:16 PM] jimwormmaster: lol owned. |
#303606* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xen: <tear rolls down cheek> It's truly Blizzard's Starcraft II... After install it already needs a patch.Comment: SC2 release date
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#305355 (32/82) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(RooRoo) okay so this guy I've known for like 4 years from conventions, has been trying to seduce me via webcam. cause me losing all that weight made him decide that suddenly, I'm a hot chick.
(RooRoo) I made a 'small penis' joke because he took his pants off when I told him not to
(RooRoo) and then he called his dick 'Bruce Banner'
(RooRoo) who is the guy that becomes the hulk
(RooRoo) I busted out laughing
(RooRoo) could not take him seriously at all after that |
#305899* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<apo`104_> Scientists Create World’s 1st Practical Artificial Leaf, 10X as Efficient as the Real Thing <- yeah, but it doesn't exactly grow on trees |
#306884* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<primis> in the beginning, there was nothing, then god said "let there be the bit" god saw this was good
<primis> ...
<primis> fast foward
<primis> god created the programmer in his own image
<primis> the programmer was happy in the cs lab
<primis> but he was loney
<primis> so he made the user
<primis> and he saw this was good
<primis> god then said,
<primis> "You may use any software on the shelves, except for microsoft windows"
<primis> ...
<jenev> LMAO
<primis> story of the fall
<primis> the manager walked in
<primis> he was a sly creature
<primis> he said "Did god really tell you not to use any software?"
<primis> the programmer replied, "We can use any software we like, just not windows"
<primis> the manager said, "God does not know what is best, he knows that if you use windows you'll be better off, with mice and guis!"
<primis> so the user walked over to the trash heap and pulled out microsoft windows, and installed it on her PC
<primis> the user saw that it was good, so she gave it to the programmer, who also installed it, and saw that it was indeed, good
<primis> ...
<primis> later, god went back to the CS lab, and saw that the programmer was not to be found
<primis> so god cried out "Programmer, where are you?"
<primis> and the programmer yelled out "I'm over here in the software room looking for sound drivers"
<primis> God asked "Why do you need drivers? Unix does not need such things!"
<primis> the programmer said "my user requested them for her windows box"
<primis> God yelled out "You have used Microsoft Windows!?! You have been forever cursed!"
<primis> God then yelled out "All users shall be forbidden from entering the CS lab and will be forever incompetent in their knowledge of software!"
<primis> then he turned to the programmer and said "And all programmers will be forever plauged from unsatisfied users and buggy code"
<primis> (The end)
* jenev cheers and whistles
<jenev> that was great
<jenev> lolComment: Story of Computer Creation
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#308591 (32/78) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<peacetwin> i'm going to start an official political organization for masculine gay men
<Wooshey_> The Republican Party?Comment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
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#310156* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+osuka_> Lunatrius: you code shit
<+osuka_> how do I fix a bug I can't reproduce?
<@Lunatrius> You promote it to a feature
<+osuka_> this was probably the single best answer I've ever seenComment: bad made funny
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#310173 (32/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ais523> then running repeatedly until you get the right sequence of random numbers
<ais523> and just completely ignoring the input
<cpressey> some people live their entire lives this way, i reckon |
#311004 (32/74) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<contra> i love the dentist
<contra> they rip out your teeth and give you pills
<contra> its like dating an abusive drug dealer |
#155 (33/379) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible |
#439 (33/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =( |
#853 (33/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> 0h shit ash
<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?
<hypr> haw he am gay
<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?
<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w
<Ash> Yah.
<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child. |
#1206 (33/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary |
#1303 (33/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't help but headbang to this song
<Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair |
#1473 (33/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl |
#3046 (33/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tomg> er I have no comment on this.
<tomg> :P
<Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P
<tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P |
#3292 (33/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from my colleagues as "sux" |
#4304 (33/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all around me
<K34R> so it will be like im captain of the starship ianprise
<K34R> on a mission to hack the gibson |
#4633 (33/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kyro> searching for: penis
*** Kyro has quit IRC (Excess Flood) |
#6612 (33/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec.
<@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps |
#7175 (33/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry??
<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross |
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