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#7309 (33/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RaVeNX> shut it you pig fucker :)
<Knight> it's horses you twat.. horses |
#7819 (33/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kt> collars are still ugly on people.
<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?
<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.
* Adri784 thinks about that
<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex slave relationship |
#8154 (33/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards?
<Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!!"
<CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies!
<Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie fisting
<CrashCat> oh yeah |
#8395 (33/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC |
#8571 (33/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck
<screampuff> gee, that's not a bad reason to be away... |
#8761 (33/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jamesm> good porn would be a chick taking it up the arse while configuring a dns server
<jamesm> the guy could do a zone transfer to her secondary
<jamesm> if you know what i mean |
#8806 (33/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR |
#20182 (33/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it |
#27356 (33/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fall> sif xhtml 1.0 trans
<Fall> sifn't xhtml 1.1
<nicko2K> sif xhtml :P~
<Fall> sifn't html 3.0 with <font>
<nicko2K> i want <div> to bare my children
<nicko2K> and <tr> can be my whipping boy
<Fall> "spread your legs, <div>, and I'll insert my <body> into your <frame>"
<Fall> oh god, that so doesn't conform :P |
#32007 (33/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lumina> would you tape a broken nuclear warhead together
<mnk> because they didnt have any super glue
<mnk> i mean think about it |
#32202 (33/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mutsy13> I like dido too
<Mutsy13> Especially with an l in the middle |
#34225 (33/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(scone) r u always in here
(+kangie) im a citizen
(+kangie) thats why i have the +
(@Whelan) yeah but we have laptops with Wireless cards
(@Whelan) and we just walk around with them strapped to us that way we never have to leave |
#36404 (33/189) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and i dont let people borrow my games
<Nyschashi-Seikun> it would be like letting them borrow my penis
<Nyakhe> ...
<Nyschashi-Seikun> im too attached to them |
#39504 (33/101) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<THX> i love this one. i told my friend when he went to jury duty, no matter what the case was, tell them he couldnt serve cause the defendant committed the same crime against him.
<THX> he got assigned a rape case. |
#44205 (33/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EvilPasta> "<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter"
<EvilPasta> Bah, i got frreakin fired for eating a cheeseburger i stole |
#49946 (33/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brianetta> This is why I like open source (:
<Brianetta> It's like the manual, only more detailed and with less pictures. |
#52782 (33/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twyce_Dailey> ok, i now officially have the coolest cellphone ever
<Twyce_Dailey> i have, for a background, a stopsign with "hammertime" spraypainted across the bottom, for a ringtone, Can't Touch This, and for an SMS alert, M.C. Hammer saying "Stop, Hammertime" |
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#295495 (33/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MyKe> have you ever ejaculated into a frying pan
<Cibby> yes |
#300527 (33/65) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{rammy} all i really know about electricity is white to bright, black to brass, and green to ground.
{Alejo} and two in the pink one in the stink
{rammy} that's sex alejo
{rammy} wrong subjet
{Alejo} uhhh its the shocker |
#300732 (33/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Jason_Voorhees> was chatting with a chick on dalnet..wouldnt send me a pic
<+Jason_Voorhees> so i asked her what she likes to do for fun
<+Jason_Voorhees> and she replied eat ice creamComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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<Burningmace> I'm not sure whether I should watch a random season of Buffy, or the latest season of 24
<Burningmace> on the one hand I have hot blonde pwning vampires and such
<Burningmace> on the other hand I have Jack Bauer
<Burningmace> and now I sound like some kinda perverted puppet master |
#302711 (33/73) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mike: this morning i had speech class, there was a talent show for extra credit
Mike: at the end the teacher got up and said he'd like to show us one of his talents
Mike: asked for a couple of volunteers
Mike: "i used to practice ju jitsu..."
Mike: he then proceeded to put a student in a choke hold |
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