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Matt: I am so silly
Matt: my stomach has been hurting for the past hour or so
Matt: and it _just now_ occurred to me that I should eat something.
Danny: ...
Danny: if you were living on a desert island
Danny: made of chocolate
Danny: you would probably starve
Matt: yeah
Matt: I'd be too busy trying to make a computer :P
Danny: OUT OF CHOCOLATE
Matt: I've got 300 mega-bars of storage! :D
Danny: ...
Danny: I'm disowning you
Danny: for like the fifth time
Matt: and 128 kilo-chips of RAM |
#304670 (34/60) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Digga> that's only because if you leave dirty socks on the carpet for long enough they start smelling of carpet and not socks and you can wear them again :D |
#304727 (34/56) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nickals> there was a phase in the 70's in florida when AC was getting really popular and energy costs were rising that they were building all the buildings here without any windows at all
<nickals> lol
<nickals> thank god i dont live in one of those houses
<nickals> they are always so dark n cave like
<nexu> dude
<nexu> i thought u hated windows |
#305757* (?/56) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<carnage> i just got like 100 bucks
<carnage> what do i buy
<Spin> porn
<SAGE> booze
<SaxxonPike> a gallon of gas |
#307223* (?/56) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<~Sellyme> Okay.
<~Sellyme> I've brute-forced my father's eBay password, PayPal password, and ISP-based email password.
<~Sellyme> I've VNCd into his laptop over our wireless network, disconnected it from the internet, then purchased an item on eBay.
<~Sellyme> I've told the seller to put my name on the box, not his.
<~Sellyme> And then used the webmail client for his ISP-based email to delete all server records of the communication.
<~Sellyme> And reconnected his laptop to the internet, and updated the email client to make sure the server doesn't have a cached copy.
<~Sellyme> I've now changed his eBay password, and when I get the package, I'll delete all records of the transaction and change it back.
<~Sellyme> I've already changed PayPal to send bills to my e-mail address for this month, and I can change it back for subsequent months.
<~Sellyme> I can then forward it to his e-mail address through a proxy with the purchase edited out.
<~Sellyme> And due to his stinginess in not wanting to pay $0.50 for paper copies, I'll be fine on that front.
<~Sellyme> IT'S THE PERFECT CRIME.
<~Sellyme> The depressing thing? I've done this all to get a $4.70 SATA-eSATA cable.Comment: #kongpulse on irc.coldfront.net
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#307327 (7/87) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Rabbi> don't ever forget to live life
<@Rabbi> it could be over any moment
< Gobina> and hopefully it will be, soon
<@Rabbi> for instance right now I'm writing code for an emulated 16 year old game and drinking a bourbon, alone in my apartment
<@Rabbi> gotta remember to live |
#309671 (34/76) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zifnab> one of my old wow friends
<zifnab> always yelled "GET YOUR RAID CUP"
<zifnab> so we asked him what a raid cup was
<zifnab> "So I can urinate without getting up"Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #RedditMC
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windsor: I am beginning to think the only way for anyone from my generation to accomplish some goal (weight loss, driver's license, change of opinion, etc). is for them to feverishly document the entire process on social networking sites. |
#311639 (36/44) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moaz> wastrel> do you happen to be a doctor by any chance
<moaz> i have a really bad cold
<Afrix> apple a day will keep the wastrel away
<moaz> well there's a reason i use android
<wastrel> i'm the phd kind of doctor not the md kind
<wastrel> i have a doctorate in not being particularly good at nything |
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<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
<Acrimon> sorry |
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<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one
<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button |
#3972 (35/201) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #sandstorm
� �*** Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging' |
#4819 (35/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)'
<DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1? |
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<HowLeTT> if my back seat smells like pussy tomorrow, im going to be furious
<HowLeTT> seriously |
#8278 (35/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out. |
#10084 (35/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)
<Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat |
#11066 (35/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once.
The Spunn: did it hurt?
InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid.
InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner.
The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing.
InVerSeX: Exactly.
The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14" scanner, that's the part that hurt the most.
InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to get a stiffy. |
#11691 (35/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Plutwrk> t1
<RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB
<RonZombie> i mean
<RonZombie> Tdumb
<RonZombie> nevermind
<RonZombie> SCREW YOU |
#12941 (35/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night
<@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair'
<@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach
<@Twitch`> they said 'fuck you'
<@Twitch`> then i said 'fuck you'
<@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else
<@Path`> haha |
#13355 (35/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[chromex]> A paleontologist is a type of dinosaur |
#15710 (35/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light bulb?"
<PetrDoubt> 500 to send the outage notices to nocstaff, 14 managers to
escalate it to client services and back, and one to change it. |
#16148 (35/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yeo> BEER IS LIQUID BREAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOU |
#19343 (36/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Rowen> Platonic relationship means no sex, dude.
* Rowen has a platonic relationship with Rowen.
* Sqrrl is anything but platonic with myself
Rowen> heh
Sqrrl> sometimes, me is the only action i get
Rowen> I did not, I repeat DID NOT have relations with myself.
Sqrrl> lol
Rowen> Well, sometimes that is the best action around.
Sqrrl> the safest action around, too
Rowen> heh
Rowen> And you don't have to buy yourself dinner.
Sqrrl> it'd be sad if you gave yourself a VD |
#20121 (36/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pulse-> can someone explain me? :p
<@GoodScrat> [09:25] <GoodScrat> no one can explain what you are |
#27897 (35/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<b1nk> i'm rich
<b1nk> one of the richest kids in toronto
<efnex> haha, getting rich in canada is as easy as getting sars in china |
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