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#10380 (30/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@cloudchild> if i wanted to drink the blood from a horned creature, i would've went after bob dole
<@DarkDread> I just thought those were really large ears.
<@cloudchild> nope horns. and he hides his tail well...but you can see his hoofed feet if the camera angle is right
<@cloudchild> "I'm bob dole! i kill virgins and drink the blood of the pope!"
<@DarkDread> what's so bad about that?
<@cloudchild> nothin. |
#10945 (30/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine |
#16921 (30/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[11]HannyArZ> hello, where can i buy chanserv? I will trade warez for it |
#17258 (30/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was doing it |
#17981 (30/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something
<Phix> did it cause any freak deformities?
<Phix> well it is San Francisco |
#18230 (30/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass!
<ZondrZout> brb |
#20904 (30/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Kris] you know, IRIX is one of the most pure unixes out there judging from that chart
[sta_hi] racist. |
#21737 (30/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KaaLee> Apparently I missed an entire period of trying to derive the quadratic formula ^^;
<KaaLee> We went over it today, and everyone was like "Why didn't I think of that?!"
<CommanderStab> As long as you learn to remember it (hard at first @__@) you'll never need to know how to do it ^^:
<KaaLee> Yeh, I think I've got it now
<KaaLee> We sang a song about it in class ^^;
<Emperor_Pryn> Hehe...
<KaaLee> To the tune of 'Pop goes the weasel'
<CommanderStab> I can just see that song now...
<CommanderStab> X equals negative beeeeee
<CommanderStab> Plus or Minus square roooot
<CommanderStab> Of b^2 - 4ac
<CommanderStab> Over 2a, POP GOES THE GRADE CURVE$#^&$^ |
#25197 (30/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot
<rogue2> it's michael bolton driving the diablo
<Snow> Did Michael Bolton really just drive a Lamborghini Diablo into your parking lot?
<Snow> That's so absurd it's actually believable.
<Snow> Oh, I have to go. Edward James Olmos just pulled into my drive way in a Panoz Roadster. |
#32363 (30/204) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> mmmmm http://www.glenmorangie.com/shop_the/s_malts.asp?offset=8 .
<fred> if this one costs that much think how much a new one would cost!
<Edestiny> alcho
<Edestiny> hehe i added it to my basket
<Pioneer> £175
<fred> errr ed it bills you over your phone bill. you have just cost your parents £175.
<fred> on the plus side you will have a rather nice scotch!
<fred> you may need it when your parents get there phone bill.
<Edestiny> shit
<Edestiny> luckly im at alex's houseComment: glenmorangie = signal malt scotch website.
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#35801 (30/192) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tres|Status> eh, i can't find a job because i spend too much time reading bash.org |
#40953 (30/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Goremageddon> when i told you i dared my friend to suck the tit of a dead lady
<@Goremageddon> in the morgue
<@CHUMAHUE> yah that one was awesome
<@iTERATiON> did he?
<@Goremageddon> yes
<@iTERATiON> OMFG
<@Goremageddon> we all gave him 100 bucksComment: #blackdeath-cult
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#104149 (30/132) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@bob> i usually go with my friend steph, who i have known since before she had boobs and we even knew what boobs were.
<@bob> who, long story short
<@bob> told me
<@bob> she is not my best friend anymore :p
<@bob> cd best-friend; patch -p1 < upgrade-to-girlfriend.diff |
#183485 (30/120) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vincerific> /quit
<Vincerific> i wanted to see if he would go "/quit?"
<Vincerific> and log off
<Vincerific> XD
<Scarecrow> lol I remember you tried to fool me like that once Vince.
<Scarecrow> But I learnt how not to fail
<Scarecrow> >:)
* Scarecrow has quit IRC (Quit)
<Vincerific> LOL |
#208366 (30/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i need new windows at work all the time... blank pages or google to quickly alt tab to them
<Drcoco> how about actual work
<Drcoco> to alt tab too
<prof3ta> yea right... they'd never buy that one |
#295891 (30/176) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<akari> it went kinda like this
<akari> "what, a game developer? you wanna learn to make pacman and tetris clones? yo i can teach you how"
<akari> i was like, yeah, sure, but i want to make better games in the future
<akari> "okay well... come over to my house, let me fuck you in the ass, and afterwards i'll teach you some c++"
<akari> "i mean thats what its going to be like for the rest of your life anyway. sure you get used to it after the first year or so but for a while you wake up each morning with a sore ass wondering where your life went wrong... and you remember its because you decided to let that hippie teach you about game development"
<akari> then he said something about it being one step above living as a starving, aids-ridden child in africa
<akari> so i guess im going to be a physics major instead
<HeroDrool> Heh, at least with Physics you'll be sucking tiny dicks instead of being reamed by big ones.
<akari> what do you mean?
<HeroDrool> That's probably what you'll be doing in exchange for having the Asians complete your homework. |
#299913* (?/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mikedg-blau> dude where in texas are you
<mikedg-blau> we need to go pickup chicks next time im around
<_Auron|G1_> 'we'?
<KNY> mikedg-blau: hahaha
<KNY> you couldn't get a chick and _Auron|G1_ wouldn't know what to do with one
<KNY> other than go shopping or watch sex and the city while drinking appletinis of course :)
<mikedg-blau> thats why 'we' need to do it
<mikedg-blau> so he can get them and i can figure out what to do with themComment: #android-offtopic on Freenode
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#300990* (?/70) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-!- TrollMagnifique [n=douche@85.26.183.162] has joined #anime
-!- mode/#anime [+v TrollMagnifique] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#anime [+b *!*n=douche@85.26.183.*] by shortcircuit
-!- TrollMagnifique was kicked from #anime by shortcircuit
<@shortcircuit> Anyone named "TrollMagnifique" with a username of "douche" on his host is not someone I'm in the mood for. |
#301267 (30/104) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<segosa> hey guys, let's write a befunge program
<segosa> i'll go first
<segosa> > v
<shawnz> ^
<shawnz> oops |
#301293* (?/58) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
eagleheartxd: I'm going to call myself Giggles
eagleheartxd: that way it really fucks with people
eagleheartxd: GIGGLES STRIKES AGAIN - 4 DEAD IN BRUTAL SLAYING
eagleheartxd: and people would read it
eagleheartxd: and they'd laugh and then they'd feel HORRIFIED at laughing
eagleheartxd: but hey, giggles |
#301446 (31/69) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<isaacx> im bored
<KS> Play with yourself.
<isaacx> like catch?Comment: Matanet
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#302126* (?/70) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<despWife> i'm into toilet-denial
<Wolframm> hm
<Wolframm> although I know what you mean
<Wolframm> I cannot help but parse that as being analogous to "holocaust-denial"
<Wolframm> THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN ANY TOILETS
<Wolframm> NO SUCH THINGS EVER EXISTED
<Wolframm> DID SIX MILLION REALLY POOP |
#302445 (30/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Mark: Wtf
Mark: Ive been here an hour and a half and still haven't done anything
Mark: I'm waiting for my boss to tell me to do something
Mark: but hes too busy pirating movies from my hard drive. |
#303157* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Doodle: !rmtrivia
DOODLEbot99: Beginning Robot Master trivia!
DOODLEbot99: Question: "Be mindful of your future, son."
Doodle: wat
Syd: Future Man
DOODLEbot99: Hint: Model No. DWN-038.
SkyMyl: Bright Man
SkyMyl: Oh.
SkyMyl: Flame Man
Syd: Prediction Man
DOODLEbot99: Hint: He's able to launch flaming pieces of coal from his smokestack.
Doodle: oh
Doodle: pfft
Doodle: charge man
DOODLEbot99: Congrats, Doodle! Charge Man is correct.
SkyMyl: ...why the hell would Charge Man warn people about their future?
SkyMyl: It's like Snake man telling you to look both ways before you cross the street.
Syd: >implying Snake man doesn't do this
SkyMyl: >implying Snake Man does
Doodle: !rmtrivia
DOODLEbot99: Beginning Robot Master trivia!
DOODLEbot99: Question: "Look both ways before crossing the street!"
SkyMyl: ...
DOODLEbot99: Hint: Model No. DWN-022.
SkyMyl: Snake Man
DOODLEbot99: Congrats, SkyMyl! Snake Man is correct.
SkyMyl: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
SkyMyl: HOLY SHIT
Syd: Told you.
Syd: :|
SkyMyl: ...my mind is blown.
Syd: You should listen to me more often.
SkyMyl: Sorry. |
#303306 (30/108) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ratty> It's really sad cycling past people who are drunk at 9:20 am. I mean, I can't have a beer for 8 more hours. |
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