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[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar
[@master-] tfu |
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<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass" |
#2125 (32/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein);
<KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb ass. |
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<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters
<blazemore> couple others
<Brazenhrt> Heh...Magical Drop.
<blazemore> magical drop 3 is great :~)
<Brazenhrt> I didn't say it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> blazemore: I didn't say that you said that I insisted it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: you said that you didn't say it wasn't awesome in response to my saying it was awesome, which thereafter i said i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> Oh god.
<Brazenhrt> Never mind.
* PhorceP 's head explodes |
#2774 (32/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Amanda sets mode: -s
<DAL9000> i feel naked now. |
#3043 (32/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC
<Jumper> irl sex, that is
<smiler> Jumper: We figured =)
<smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex?
<smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek.
<Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser |
#3254 (32/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass
(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction. |
#7348 (32/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<trance> pj eats little kids for breakfast
<pUrPLe_jArGOn> I used to trance, but I cracked a tooth on a thighbone and the doctor told me I should move to more conventional foods |
#7884 (32/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something
<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt
<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days |
#8835 (32/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in 'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.]
mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!" |
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<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass. |
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<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :) |
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<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses |
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< Tilt-GOD> well i gotta go find some little kids to kidnap and take back to my hippie comune (this is the coolest part about being a hippie, we steal small children in the night and eat them) |
#30106 (32/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@crrj-lunchbreak> ROFLMAO, on the phone with my brother, internet is out at his work, his boss just said, and I heard it, "No internet? No e-mail too?"
<@crrj-lunchbreak> lol, the guy doesn't grok, no internet, no e-mail
* @DM laughs at crrj's brother's boss
<@crrj-lunchbreak> That's okay, we laugh at him too
<@crrj-lunchbreak> I used to work for him
<@crrj-lunchbreak> I watched him fry a HD by putting it circuit board down, power on, onto the chasis of the computerComment: And the guy supposedly does computer consulting...
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#30368 (32/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[18:29] <steve> next summer i intend to do the 37.3 mile timberline trail as an overnight trip
[18:30] <adam> <steve> and then the 3133.7 mile trip to HAX0RV1LL3 |
#33984 (32/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wooben> Girls are all afraid of me too :(
<Wooben> I did go out with this one girl
<Wooben> but she was really scary
<Wooben> I decided i was scared
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that |
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<SlackDug> amn, wtf
<SlackDug> my speakers are crackling
<SlackDug> every now and then
<SlackDug> really loud
<SlackDug> oh .. chair was pulling power supply
<jonathans> haha.
<Brutus|UA> gg
<rplop> I've crushed 3 headphones with my chair so farComment: #geekissues EFnet
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#35796 (32/178) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Bekka reads about a guy who took five years to publish his web site
<takkaria> it must have been a very slow connection |
#35954 (32/192) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
06:18 <Lanfear> yesterday, I was stroaking a cat that laid on a friend's lap..
and, well. I was scratching the cat's tummy and stuff, when I
suddenly became aware of that it was a bit too close to the guy's
crotch |
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<SteveB> did you ever hear of this thing...called "school"
<SteveB> you know, how it takes up your time and stuff..
<linolium> yeah... that's one thing
<linolium> :S
<linolium> but... at least i dont have a social life to stand in my way! |
#37066 (32/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eLe> The Unix Guru's view of sex:
<eLe> unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep;Comment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
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<Ctfan|D2> Damn, that game is ADDICTING, its like sex but w/o the chick and the sex |
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<ASM57> wtf
<ASM57> I called a store and asked if they had CoolerMaster Aero 7 Lite
<ASM57> and the guy is like "thats a microphone right?"
<Bog> lol
<Bog> everyone knows it's a sound card |
#37924 (32/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dudicon> Man, I cut my throat shaving today, right on the trachea. It's felt weird all day.
<Spack> CUT DEEPER |
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