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<@bob> i usually go with my friend steph, who i have known since before she had boobs and we even knew what boobs were.
<@bob> who, long story short
<@bob> told me
<@bob> she is not my best friend anymore :p
<@bob> cd best-friend; patch -p1 < upgrade-to-girlfriend.diff
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