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#303607* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dat_dam> Aren't you supposed to be at work?
<braddock> someone called in a bomb threat today. everyone in the office had to be cleared out so we got the day off.
<dat_dam> wtf
<braddock> we think we all know who did it, but we're not saying anything because now we all get a long weekend. |
#303661* (?/78) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
This wasn't me, but a friend of mine called me up one day during his first playthrough of Final Fantasy VII. He was up to the bit where you fight Jenova in the Whirlwind Maze in Disc 2, but kept dying, so he was looking for advice on how I did it. I kept explaining it was the easiest boss fight in the game, and you couldn't actually lose if you had at least one Fire Ring or Fire Amulet, but he kept calling bullshit, saying he had those, and thought I was being a deliberately unhelpful asshole. We nearly fell out over this, so I told him I'd come over to SHOW him how easy it was.
We booted up the save, and I jumped into the menu. I couldn't believe it. Everyone was on their initial equipment. He hadn't changed a single weapon, armour or accessory since the start of the game. He said "yeah, I keep picking those things up, but they don't seem to be changing anything". Much as I wanted to slap him for being a fool, I couldn't help but be impressed he'd made it so far. |
#303699 (7/79) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<William> i just find it strange how life is so much about spending money now on the chance of saving money later
<William> we insure everything
<William> i have three kinds of home owner's insurange: one to protect me if i lose my job, one to protect the bank if i lose my job, and one to protect me if someone gets hurt on my property
<William> same thing for cars
<William> also life insurance
<William> health, dental, vision
<William> it's crazy
<William> at some point in order to break even, i'm going to have to start injuring myself on purpose ;-) |
#303828* (?/66) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mach_kernel> wanna know how darth vader quits unresponsive macintosh applications?
<mach_kernel> DO YOU?
<Firestorm (MBP 15" i> sudo kill (pid)
<mach_kernel> no
<mach_kernel> FORCE QUIT
<Firestorm (MBP 15" i> get the fuck out |
#304411* (?/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hey-An_Alien> Why does the rounded part on the head of a penis get censored out in Japan?
<Hey-An_Alien> <link>
<Shinki_Asakura> Not touching that link.
<Shinki_Asakura> Not after a question like that.Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#304836 (30/68) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlueVortex> Why doesn't bread respawn when you eat it?
<Advocate> Mine does. You're probably doing it wrong. |
#304880 (30/80) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wethrin> We use tcsh by default at the university
<wethrin> I'm not sure why, other than to discourage the use of the Unix systems |
#306206* (?/64) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DragnFly> remember, you want D's on women and A's on your schoolwork, not the other way around! |
#306632* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drag> In the US, you can say ass, and you can say hole
<Drag> but you absolutely cannot say "asshole"
<Drag> you will get bleeped
<Rena> what if you're referring to the hole an ass is in
<Rena> "that's the hole where we keep the asses. the ass hole."
<devin> at that point you are charged with animal cruelty for keeping livestock inside of a hole
<Rena> well maybe it's a very big hole
<Drag> It must've taken a lot of work to get the ass hole that big |
#307464* (?/56) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Toppers> Deep down in my heart, I think I love pizza more than blowjobs. |
#307929 (30/72) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Stoffleberg: U jbiw ;c
Stoffleberg: Pffft
Stoffleberg: Wow.
Bran: U jbiw
Stoffleberg: English how does it work.
Stoffleberg: I know*
Stoffleberg: My keyboard was a bit to the side.
Bran: ueaj that's what i guessed |
#308984 (11/75) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tali> They call you TheWatcher? I can guess what you do :P
<TheWatcher> Yep, I listen. |
#309395 (30/84) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackoutIsHere> Hey, how much space does it take to host a debian package repo?
<cZk> the same amount it did 7 years agoComment: Found in #ramnode @ irc.esper.net
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#310585 (30/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< rycuda> Well, turns out that I need glasses
< BrainoMite> rycuda, walk into the wall again?
< rycuda> BrainoMite: close, I walked into an optician |
#310728 (30/32) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadell> Actually
<Shadell> Economists are very very awful buddhists
<Shadell> "All conditioned existence is suffering. Desire is the source of all suffering because it never ends."
<Shadell> "This is why we can create models of economic systems based on the fact that humanity will never stop wanting more shit." |
#310896 (30/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Rjx> the thing that bothers me most is the question mark
<+Thero> ? |
#311628* (?/37) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dysk> ...some common typoes change the entire meaning of a sentence.
<dysk> "Venom was really good. Would defiantly see it a second time"
<dysk> Right, because the producers of the movie only want you to see it once. Stick it to the man! |
#567 (31/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously |
#1390 (31/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR
<hypr> she like sneaks up behind me and takes them off and says she will break them if she sees em on me again
<hypr> :(
<[cut]> <schwtzngr> IT'S NOT A TUMOR! |
#1617 (31/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ground0-> as if your opinion matters, or means anything in this world at all
<hypr> as if your elitest bs opinion matter, or means anything in this world at all
<hypr> ;P
<ground0-> actually it does
<hypr> and how is that
<ground0-> highschool/college graduate/registered voter/licensed driver |
#2728 (31/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<neutrl> i don't have any tables
<mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel...
<mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat!
<hypr> i highly doubt that |
#2991 (31/188) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be
<Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time |
#3621 (31/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion
<noj> no it isn't
<noj> you puss
<djcrom> ok let me rephrase
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay |
#4151 (31/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead
<BucWork> he is in Europe
<BucWork> my dad works for the fbi |
#10848 (31/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock?
<Saccy> You mean double-handed? |
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