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<akari> it went kinda like this
<akari> "what, a game developer? you wanna learn to make pacman and tetris clones? yo i can teach you how"
<akari> i was like, yeah, sure, but i want to make better games in the future
<akari> "okay well... come over to my house, let me fuck you in the ass, and afterwards i'll teach you some c++"
<akari> "i mean thats what its going to be like for the rest of your life anyway. sure you get used to it after the first year or so but for a while you wake up each morning with a sore ass wondering where your life went wrong... and you remember its because you decided to let that hippie teach you about game development"
<akari> then he said something about it being one step above living as a starving, aids-ridden child in africa
<akari> so i guess im going to be a physics major instead
<HeroDrool> Heh, at least with Physics you'll be sucking tiny dicks instead of being reamed by big ones.
<akari> what do you mean?
<HeroDrool> That's probably what you'll be doing in exchange for having the Asians complete your homework. |