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<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick |
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<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux
<Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock
<Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s
<Waldo> was they?!?!
* Waldo pokes survivor in the eye |
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<hit_doctor> Man, I had the longest shit today at work. my legs went numb |
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<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?
<suds> i dunno
<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail
*** suds has some standards
<suds> noone under 18
<suds> now that i'm 22
<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one. |
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<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere
<@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store
<@Spidey> ;[
<@Spidey> -t+ce?
<@josho> setting modes on your sentences again, addict? |
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<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same time when he blinked |
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<cactoid> you're all gay
<cactoid> and those of you who are married, everyone knows it's a marriage of convenience |
#8886 (25/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual |
#10264 (25/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex
<Rottencrotch> wuts ur point
<LuftWaffle-away> he didnt want to relocate |
#15177 (25/183) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :) |
#16480 (25/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Aatakinty> afk, im supposed to be sleeping, and i hear my mom walkin around |
#17771 (25/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets
<suffocate> under linux
<suffocate> ??? |
#18733 (25/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ShidouK: That was about as funny as putting myself through a woodchipper.
Rann XXV: Depends on why you put yourself through the woodchipper. |
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<DocGonzo> heh, you know you do too much dvd ripping when you half expect that if you turn your head really fast you'll see macroblocks |
#24096 (25/184) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> hm.
<whitcomb> there were 2 afk's on the other team on the iceworld (cs) server i was just playing on... and maybe 10 people total
<whitcomb> so, after the rest of their team was dead, and I was the only person alive, i spelled out "i am gay" and drew a happy face on the wall with an ak.
<whitcomb> and the next round, I wrote "deja vu".
<whitcomb> but i was getting bored so on the third round I only wrote "sigh."
<whitcomb> it took maybe 3 minutes to write each one |
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<kaYcee> my ass hurts from this chair..i needa get a new chair
<airliner> you put chairs in ya ass? |
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<DarkForce> what timezone do most ppl here live in?
<Rykan> american... |
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<Chexee> if you flip the q horizontally
<Chexee> its the d
<Chexee> and if the mirror the d
<Chexee> its the b
<Mousey> lol
<Chexee> lol
<Chexee> qdb
<Chexee> wow
<Raimaru> lol
<Chexee> im such a loser.
<StickMutilator> uh huh....
<StickMutilator> I'm gonna qdb that |
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<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music
<@sporn> so I turned the mower on and left it in the back yardComment: #notmelbourne, oz.org
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<Flayra> Canada seems to have grants, the U.S. seems to have infomercials about grants. |
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dusty whats the medical term for an asshole?
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