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<PhoenixUltima> Why the hell do you think people believe in Jesus?
<terra> BECAUSE JESUS EIGHT NINE! |
#30522 (24/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident |
#36296 (24/194) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* meredydd wanders back
* dana points at meredydd
* meredydd blunts at dana
* dana suffers trauma
* meredydd consoles dana
* dana ttys meredydd
* meredydd feels virtual. P(i)ty.
<dana> you'll get baud of it
<meredydd> Not with a serial punner like you around.
<dana> no, not at the rate I'm going
<meredydd> Gah, I'm getting to slow to keep parity with you...
<dana> oi. stopbit, you!
<meredydd> Clear to send this conversation to the bit bucket?
<karynn> i think we need to reinitialize this session
<dana> aye. shan't carrier on much longer
<meredydd> As long as we're in the terminal stages...
<dana> devinitally
<meredydd> +++ |
#38913 (24/146) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+DX_> Neo: do they spell porn "pourn" in britain? |
#40674 (24/126) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@lucid> I need something to do.
<@lucid> I dont start work until tommorrow
<@PJD> hrmm
<@PJD> watch porn
<@lucid> nah, thats a night thing
<@PJD> order some pizza
<@lucid> im broke
<@PJD> hrmm
<@lucid> hah
<@lucid> I have herb and diet coke
<@lucid> thats about it
<@PJD> go to a mall and tell kids santa claus doesnt exist |
#44572 (24/128) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@PJD> a blackdude tried 2 molest u last night?
<@spo0n> yeah
<@spo0n> he called it "dancing" i called it "nigga get your hand out of my pants"
<@PJD> oh so ur racist |
#44906 (24/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<demian> yesterday when I got out of the AIX training class we had to do an evaluation and one of the questions was “AIX cons versus Solaris” and I put “girls don’t find AIX sexay. chicks dig Solaris. HOLLA!”
<sektie> chicks don’t dig solaris.
<sektie> wtf?
<sektie> it’s like comparing aids to genital warts.Comment: #gizmodo / irc.gizmodo.com
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#205799 (24/92) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I found pictures of a high school ex-girlfriend a few weeks back
<@Rjx> and it looks like a mathematics degree took its toll on her |
#214164 (24/72) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
AbortedFetus has left irc.slashnet.org (Ping timeout)
<orbofwisdom> man that was a good burger
<Kitsune> O_o
<Kitsune> did you.. eat... AbortedFetus? |
#283999 (24/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<steuy> i'm looking for Hitchcock's movies
<alen> lol, it's Hancock, stupid |
#294505 (24/100) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< _judas_> i'm told i look a bit like tom cruise under certain lighting conditions and from the back
< frayed> from the back? |
#296091* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Netram joined #quakelive
<Netram>: guys i've been robbed
<Netram>: I went to see the Dragonball film |
#299924 (24/62) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Funkmob> He's replaced Coke with Code... he does hundreds of lines a night. |
#300721* (?/56) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* WaterFox is now known as WF|Number2-ing
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* WF|Number2-ing is now known as WF|Wiping
* WF|Wiping is now known as WF|Flushing
* WF|Flushing is now known as WF|WashingHands
<&MrWolf> WF|WashingHands, I'm never using your keyboard
* WF|WashingHands is now known as WaterFox
<@Glockypaws> furries I hope I never meet
* @Glockypaws check marks |
#301689* (?/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Harlequin> k
<Harlequin> party time
<Harlequin> bye guys
* Harlequin is now known as Partyquin
<Partyquin> hm
<Partyquin> no
* Partyquin is now known as Drunkequin
<Drunkequin> no
<Drunkequin> hm
* Drunkequin is now known as Socialequin
<Verne> how about signing off |
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<Javacat> {8ball should i buy beer?
* Kagome shakes the magic 8-ball for Javacat ... outlook not so good
<Javacat> !!
<Javacat> WRONG
<Javacat> {8ball should i buy beer?
* Kagome shakes the magic 8-ball for Javacat ... the answer is unclear
<Javacat> {8ball should i buy beer?
* Kagome shakes the magic 8-ball for Javacat ... no
<Javacat> ..
<tinkerlina> it's a sign
<Javacat> {8ball should i buy beer?
* Kagome shakes the magic 8-ball for Javacat ... why the hell are you asking me?
<Javacat> it lies
<Javacat> {8ball should i buy beer?
* Kagome shakes the magic 8-ball for Javacat ... outlook not so good
<Javacat> !!
<Javacat> awilcox: ask Kagome if I should buy beer!
<awilcox> {8ball should Javacat STFU
* Kagome shakes the magic 8-ball for awilcox ... yes
<Javacat> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment: ##socialites
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#302101* (?/52) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
buddyq: my friend wants to know how to send a group of photos from iphotos to me as a batch. I dont have a mac, so how can she do that?
fleebailey33 buddyq: we dont annswer those kind of questions here, Sorry
fleebailey33: the guy who comes to irc who doesn't use macs to help the girl out who isn't there in hopes he can get laid questions.
fleebailey33: you would be surprised how much those come up actually.Comment: ##mac freenode
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#302115* (?/62) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Joe: I'm sick, and stayed home today
Joe: and it sucked
Evan: D':
Evan: feel better! drink disgusting herbal remedies
Joe: BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Joe: NEVER SNEEZE WITH A BLOODY NOSE
Joe: TURN OUT IS TERRIBLE. |
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FJet> theres a my little pony game??
Fufie> FJet: several
FJet> how did i ever miss them
Fufie> too busy collecting trophies and achievments in hannah montana games?Comment: #unity3d freenode.net
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<charl> I'm honestly not sure. I don't think I've had sex, but there's enough blackouts and memory loss and strange women I've spent nights talking with that I can't say 100%. |
#303464* (?/54) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+lurkerjp> damn
<+lurkerjp> now I'm getting into the episodes of house that I've seen before
<+lurkerjp> WHOA
<+lurkerjp> LESBIAN STRIPPERS
<+lurkerjp> HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE??!?!?!
<+lurkerjp> SOFT CORE PORN ON HOUSEComment: Season 5, Episode 5
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#304327* (?/54) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kerio> there are three hard problems in compsci: off-by-one errors, how to name things, cache invalidation and buffer overflows_!Gjkh:yuofm òkj;789rn|^t:sk |
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<@Fizzix> go away fedex I'm not wearing pants. |
#304863* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hbomb> .seen zelse
<feepbot> Hbomb: I have last seen zelse 45 weeks, 3 days ago saying "well that was a disturbing mental image".
<Constie> It really bothered him a lot. |
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<TParadox> So tonight, the moon turned to blood and the stars fell from the sky. It can only mean one thing.
<TParadox> Net Neutrality is dead.
<[DOA]> Cthulhu ftaghn, ïa ïa ComcastComment: On the night of a lunar eclipse.
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