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#15561 (26/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak
<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak |
#16042 (26/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv shows and such |
#18174 (26/278) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<netmunky> i just ate
<orange1> he says as he returns from the bathroom |
#20216 (26/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nihilanthic> and right now we got Kim in north korea --;
<Dark_Magician_Shinkaa> yeah
<Nihilanthic> I wish China would just tell him to STFU :(
<Dark_Magician_Shinkaa> or cough on him :P |
#38200 (26/158) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ducklord> <Rjx> time to do some benchmarking
<ducklord> I thought you said "benchpressing" ;(
<ducklord> we should be more manly |
#49925 (26/306) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< RyuKojiro> if it is a vertical asymptote at 25 then he needs to cook them longer to unburn them ;)
< kernel_dan> its a vertical asymptote from the left (i.e. at time is infinitessimally less than 25)
< kernel_dan> for time greater than 25, it is undefined
< RyuKojiro> Oh, okay ;)
< kernel_dan> by now, his cookies would be really burnt
< RyuKojiro> indefinitely burnt ;)
< kernel_dan> quick! the freezer
< RyuKojiro> Wait, then it would be a 3 dimentional plot of this asymptote
< RyuKojiro> temperature, cook time, and burnt-ness :P
< RyuKojiro> then it would decrease on the z making it just a cold, yet indefinitely burnt cookie
< kernel_dan> and what if burnt-ness where a complex number?
< RyuKojiro> Then he could risk having imaginarily burnt cookies!
< kernel_dan> but they would still really be burntComment: #math
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#51577 (26/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Theropissed> Hey tuqui
<Theropissed> I enlisted.
<Tuqui-tuqui> yes vash :D
<Tuqui-tuqui> schweet!
<Tuqui-tuqui> you have server IP?
<Theropissed> ...
<Theropissed> as in
<Theropissed> joined the army.
<Theropissed> ...
<Tuqui-tuqui> oh...Comment: #cainslair, etg
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#51588 (26/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
blucracksmurf: my whole life i thought men only had a couple feelings: angry, amused, wow that was dumb, and ow that hurt.....now i'm discovering there are more
blucracksmurf: i can't decide if i like it
Seven11Slurpes: there are only 4 for straight guys. What you are, I don't know anymore
blucracksmurf: i hate you |
#53573 (26/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ric> *points a gun* spill the beans!
<Ric> or i'll shot!
<SilentAngel> Ric
<SilentAngel> If you're gonna be threatening, at least spell it right
* SilentAngel giggles
<Elbee23> :D
<Ric> *shit
<Ric> *shoot
<Elbee23> "Or I'll get shot!"
<SilentAngel> HAHAHA
<SilentAngel> Third times the charm, hm? :D |
#75339 (26/402) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Gangstar (~Gangstar@538ee73.1366fc9a.ma.comcast.net) has joined #wpi
<@UnityDivide> well, more accurately, "Grievous hunted Jedi for sport and kept his victims' lightsabers as trophies of his conquests within his cloak."
<+Toba> hi Gangstar
<+Toba> fyi we aren't always giant star wars nerds
<Gangstar> i amComment: #wpi
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#182512 (26/138) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Orochi> Well dude, think about it, it beats sticking your dick in the air and being all like "LOOOK AAAT MAAAH JUUUUNK" or something
<Orochi> oh shit wrong window
Orochi acks
<Cirabeau> >.< Xd
<Roxas> lmfao
<Kazuma> XD
<Cirabeau> roflmao
<Orochi> omg I'm closing this shit D:
Orochi [Orochi@Nightstar-5017.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit IRC: Quit: bb tomorrow D |
#222662* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<--| Gigacore has joined #wordpress
<--| Gigacore is now known as nerd|nerd
<--| nerd|nerd has left #wordpress
<therks> wow, that was odd
<therks> it was like he came in here to change his clothes and then left |
#297319 (26/76) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Samael> IRC i've found is a drinking game in disguise.
<Samael> everytime someone talks
<Samael> you drink
--- Ceo has changed the topic to: IRC: A drinking game in disguise. |
#298750 (26/108) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Valtieri> also I advocate the adding of feet/legs to Jesus fish by using silver Sharpie |
#301712* (?/70) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SaxxonPike> Had some crazy kid running around flailing his arms around come up to me and shout "GUESS WHAT! I'M ONE IN A MILLION!"
<SaxxonPike> One million is a small portion of the world population. So I shouted back "THAT MEANS THERE'S ABOUT 7,000 MORE OF YOU HYPER FUCKS RUNNING AROUND" |
#302218* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Hajuu> going to work on my bike for a bit
<+Webbby> ^^^^ is that Hajuu slang for he's going to beat off?
<+Hajuu> LOL
<+Hajuu> nah its a motorized bicycle
<+Hajuu> xD
<+Hajuu> just noshing into some noodles first
<+Anti-X> THAT'S Hajuu slang for beating off |
#302268* (?/70) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ijustam> ugh need food
<ijustam> ddont wanna go to store
<ijustam> someone MMS me some tacos
<melonhead> use that linux dominos package
<ijustam> haha
<ijustam> you can order domino's online as it is
<melonhead> yeah but now you can do it with a cronjob |
#303984* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RuneCaster> Wait what
<RuneCaster> Hardee’s Loaded Biscuit and Gravy with Large Hash Rounds
<RuneCaster> 1,530 calories
<RuneCaster> 110 g fat (26 g saturated)
<RuneCaster> Isn't that bordering on lethal somehow
<RuneCaster> and that's breakfast?
<RuneCaster> Holy shit
<Clipsy> hey, doctors have been telling us to eat 8 cups of lard per day for YEARS
<RuneCaster> COnsidering your health system thats unsurprising. Anything they can do to prolong your suffering that doesn't have a one time cure is $
<Clipsy> yeah they really need to legalize assisted suicide
<Clipsy> for fat people
<RuneCaster> You just need a small island, full of small to medium sized game. Where they are deposited with nothing except a sharp stick, a lighter and a bag of charcoal. They'll lose it fast enough.
<Clipsy> man
<Clipsy> add in some rum and I'll be on the first flight
<RuneCaster> haha
<RuneCaster> Alone on an island full of desperate fat chicks with low self esteem and alcohol. They'll be thin enough after a few weeks. Clever.
<Clipsy> I was thinking "alone on an island with alcohol", but yeah, that's a good point too |
#304508* (?/72) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Al-Qadim> I just got home from flying a kite in the park and playing frisbee with my kids
<pelf> well aren't you mary fucking poppinsComment: #warhammer, Efnet
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#304766* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MrStonedOne> we all get it from tube sites am i right guys!
<talsemgeest> I get all my stuff at LAN parties...
<MrStonedOne> lol
<MrStonedOne> that sounds like it could turn odd, you grab some porn, but every time you look at the porn all you can think about is your lan buddy used the same stuff to jack off, then when you see your lan buddy all your gonna be able to think about is that mental img of him jacking off to the porn you were looking at earlier...
<MrStonedOne> mind fuck. try to unsee that
<excon> thx mso
* Lee cringes
<talsemgeest> OMG
<talsemgeest> GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!
* talsemgeest goes to delete his 550GB collection :( |
#305145* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Mune> Hm... Just realised I'm going to have to revise pretty much SOLIDLY if I'm to get decent grades in the coming exams...
* @Mune sighs.
<tbw> best of luck
<@Mune> It's interesting because part of me is saying "Sod it. You can only do your best, no need to revise. Kick back, and enjoy the rain outside."
<@Mune> The other side is saying.
<@Mune> "GET TO WORK YOU LAZY BASTARD. STOP PROCRASTINATING."
* @Thorinair Quit (Quit: Thorinair)
<@Mune> Damnit Thor.
<@Mune> I didn't mean you. |
#305238* (?/74) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(05:22:14 PM) Eric: when
(05:22:19 PM) Eric: i masturbate to pokemon pictures
(05:22:22 PM) Eric: for an hour or so
(05:22:27 PM) Eric: i feel like i'm not meant to have a girlfriend |
#305846* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Alexx> Wow, apparently the US is already launching missiles in Libya.
<Alexx> So's Canada.
<Tagert> What is Canada firing at them? Liberal agendas?
<Alexx> Apology cards. |
#306069* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DekuLink> Tappy
<Tappy> Yea?
<DekuLink> Hi.
<Tappy> Hi.
<DekuLink> How are you?
<Tappy> I'm alright
<TechPriest> He's trying to get into your pants. |
#307094* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<robinetd> Seveas: I'm telling on my mommy to you.
<Seveas> robinetd, too bad IdleOne doesn't allow me to make 'yo momma' jokes anymore
<robinetd> Seveas: He's not an op here.
<Seveas> but he is dangerous
<IdleOne> Seveas: make all the jokes you like but when I am forced to complain about you (which I don't want to do because I luv you mucho) it's gonna suck.
<Seveas> IdleOne, like your mom. |
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